Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 You know the sort, you nip in for a quick piss and you're suddenly hit with a wall or smell resembling a mix between a slaughter house and Collyhurst in Manchester. I understand every cunt gets caught short from time to time and I sympathise, but they could lessen the blow by not imitating a crowning gorilla vocally and by putting a bit of paper down the shitter so I don't have to hear it everytime they hit bullseye. I really can't help but cringe when that's all you can hear in an otherwise dead silent Lav. I don't know what it's like for you women, blokes tend to shut the fuck up when they get in there as any form of communication or turn of a head could lead people to belive you're a fan of carry on films and uphill gardening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 You are complaining about people shitting in a purpose built contraption for shitting in? I crown you king of the flids. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 14 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: You know the sort, you nip in for a quick piss and you're suddenly hit with a wall or smell resembling a mix between a slaughter house and Collyhurst in Manchester. I understand every cunt gets caught short from time to time and I sympathise, but they could lessen the blow by not imitating a crowning gorilla vocally and by putting a bit of paper down the shitter so I don't have to hear it everytime they hit bullseye. I really can't help but cringe when that's all you can hear in an otherwise dead silent Lav. I don't know what it's like for you women, blokes tend to shut the fuck up when they get in there as any form of communication or turn of a head could lead people to belive you're a fan of carry on films and uphill gardening. Repetitive bollocks , this subject has been done to death , which I hope will happen to you in the very near future. That aside , this nom will run and run as it is lavatorial and appeals to the more feeble minded of members who are in the majority ( Drew will love it ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You are complaining about people shitting in a purpose built contraption for shitting in? I crown you king of the flids. Now fuck off. I'm not complaining about them shitting, as I said I sympathise they've had to resort to a public bog. I'm commenting on the decorum. When I have a shit I don't fucking grunt like an animal and sigh loudly with relief everytime a chod hits the water. The smell can't be helped but the fucking rest can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 you've clearly never taken a dump in Germany/Austria - the horror .. the horror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Repetitive bollocks , this subject has been done to death , which I hope will happen to you in the very near future. That aside , this nom will run and run as it is lavatorial and appeals to the more feeble minded of members who are in the majority ( Drew will love it ) I hope you slip and break your neck next time you visit the Squat hole you uncivilised baguette abusing frog. I did a quick search for the topic but it didn't show anything, regardless you know after another 3 or 4 comments every cunts going to be turning on each other at any rate and we won't be back on subject for another 3 or 4 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: you've clearly never taken a dump in Germany/Austria - the horror .. the horror Please elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 The bowl with a pre flush inspection shelf ... apparently they attatch importance to post purge feacal condition .. the dirty feckers , but that's the eu for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 20 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I'm not complaining about them shitting,Ias I said I sympathise they've had to resort to a public bog. I'm commenting on the decorum. When I have a shit I don't fucking grunt like an animal and sigh loudly with relief everytime a chod hits the water. The smell can't be helped but the fucking rest can. It sounds as if you've made a schoolboy error and used the public bogs reserved for the left handers of society if you can hear grunting and groaning, i suspect with pleasure of getting bum fun in a public place. You sound jealous you homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 42 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You are complaining about people shitting in a purpose built contraption for shitting in? I crown you king of the flids. Now fuck off. I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with Stickers, you need to fuck off you boring mindnumbing cunt!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 33 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I'm not complaining about them shitting, as I said I sympathise they've had to resort to a public bog. I'm commenting on the decorum. When I have a shit I don't fucking grunt like an animal and sigh loudly with relief everytime a chod hits the water. The smell can't be helped but the fucking rest can. Ignore him. Bill Sticky Knickers doesn't bother using a bog. He cuts out the middle man and shits in his keks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 10 minutes ago, Fatty said: I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with Stickers, you need to fuck off you boring mindnumbing cunt!!!!! an excellent and worthwhile comment from Mr Interesting himself. a very original offering and not a bit like everything else he has contributed here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Ignore him. Bill Sticky Knickers doesn't bother using a bog. He cuts out the middle man and shits in his keks. I bet you'd like to bobble my nob Nobgobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: an excellent and worthwhile comment from Mr Interesting himself. a very original offering and not a bit like everything else he has contributed here. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: an excellent and worthwhile comment from Mr Interesting himself. a very original offering and not a bit like everything else he has contributed here. Don't be too hard on the fat fucking cunt, Luke, he's got a lot on his plate at the minute. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Cunt that is an extraordinary supposition......you log onto a site called cunts corner and fucking hell.....its full of cunts. You're thick as well as dull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Just now, nocti said: Don't be too hard on the fat fucking cunt, Luke, he's got a lot on his plate at the minute. that's not a plate...its fucking dustbin lid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: an excellent and worthwhile comment from Mr Interesting himself. a very original offering and not a bit like everything else he has contributed here. Bit harsh, Luke. Sometimes the fat cunt is bang on. Why only a short time ago he called me a Welsh cunt, which I am. He's got the measure of Brothers and for that deserves credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Bit harsh, Luke. Sometimes the fat cunt is bang on. Why only a short time ago he called me a Welsh cunt, which I am. He's got the measure of Brothers and for that deserves credit. Bastard called you a Welsh cunt......I tell you there are no flies settling on that cunt....he put all the evidence together and eventually worked out this quite elusive fact that you are welsh...remarkable powers of deduction. I am glad he is onto Bro Quimbys case and not mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 19 minutes ago, Fatty said: I bet you'd like to bobble my nob Nobgobbler Not in this lifetime you nappy filling bog brush licker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: Bastard called you a Welsh cunt......I tell you there are no flies settling on that cunt....he put all the evidence together and eventually worked out this quite elusive fact that you are welsh...remarkable powers of deduction. I am glad he is onto Bro Quimbys case and not mine. Astute observational skills indeed. Next he will point out that Roops has a fanny like Batman's cave and Drew is a follicley-challenged meerkat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 51 minutes ago, Fatty said: I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with Stickers, you need to fuck off you boring mindnumbing cunt!!!!! You're only Pissed off because you don't have the reach or temerity to clean your ring piece properly. I suddenly have the urge to reenact the scene from seven where they stuff that fat cunt with food and repeatedly kick him until he suffered internal hemorrhaging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 30 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Not in this lifetime you nappy filling bog brush licker. So that's a maybe then?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: You're only Pissed off because you don't have the reach or temerity to clean your ring piece properly. I suddenly have the urge to reenact the scene from seven where they stuff that fat cunt with food and repeatedly kick him until he suffered internal hemorrhaging. What's reenact??? Soppy Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 30 minutes ago, Fatty said: What's reenact??? Soppy Cunt A typo, you blubbering unfunny Asperger syndrome suffering sack of vermin jizz. We can only pray that you choke on vomit next time you're passed out pissed you thick twat. Does this board get funding from care in the community for allowing you to post here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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