Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: If cunts with an eyepatch really are covering up a hole that's great because you can skull-fuck them... Indeed, as this is, obviously, the dream of every red blooded male. You're a fucking strange cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 16 hours ago, Ape said: Indeed, as this is, obviously, the dream of every red blooded male. You're a fucking strange cunt. It's very fashionable in Cheshire. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: It's very fashionable in Cheshire. Lol. Punky, just because your cardboard box shanty dwelling originally contained Cheshire cheese, it doesn't mean you live in Cheshire, you poor, deluded skull-fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Punky, just because your cardboard box shanty dwelling originally contained Cheshire cheese, it doesn't mean you live in Cheshire, you poor, deluded skull-fucker. I imagine there's still plenty of cheese there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 58 minutes ago, Ape said: Punky, just because your cardboard box shanty dwelling originally contained Cheshire cheese, it doesn't mean you live in Cheshire, you poor, deluded skull-fucker. I am afraid you are quite wrong Ape....I was shopping in the Cheshire Oaks retail park only last month and am sure I saw Pinkape there. I must say he does not play the accordion very well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I am afraid you are quite wrong Ape....I was shopping in the Cheshire Oaks retail park only last month and am sure I saw Pinkape there. I must say he does not play the accordion very well. Watch it Swarm. knob-jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 On 16 April 2016 at 1:20 AM, southerncunt said: and in reverse order, too. Helped any Aborigines lately ? Paul Hogan is a cunt. Is Rolf Harris a relative of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Watch it Swarm. knob-jockey. I apologise PInky......your accordion playing is ok.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: I apologise PInky......your accordion playing is ok.. Better than those Romanian cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 I thought he was the one on the lead dancing near the up-turned flat cap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 15 April 2016 at 4:43 PM, Mrs Roops said: I never understood why Elton "don't furnish the details, your honour" John wears glasses despite perfect vision either. Actually... Elton John has very poor eyesight. I was once in a studio (Rockfield) in the seventies, he can't read a word without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 20 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Actually... Elton John has very poor eyesight. I was once in a studio (Rockfield) in the seventies, he can't read a word without them. Too much deep fisting causing pressure on the back of his eyes I suppose . I bet Judge and Bill both look like Mr Magoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 22 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Actually... Elton John has very poor eyesight. I was once in a studio (Rockfield) in the seventies, he can't read a word without them. he has sustained quite a few eye injuries over the years which no doubted contributed to poor vision Protein spray hitting the retina at high speed can be detrimental if its carried out regularly each night.....I believe a certain member of the judiciary frequenting this site also has poor eyesight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: he has sustained quite a few eye injuries over the years which no doubted contributed to poor vision Protein spray hitting the retina at high speed can be detrimental if its carried out regularly each night.....I believe a certain member of the judiciary frequenting this site also has poor eyesight. A bent little mole-man indeed- he reminds me very much of our own Gurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A bent little mole-man indeed- he reminds me very much of our own Gurt. A step too far Sir , Gurt is much more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 14 hours ago, luke swarm said: he has sustained quite a few eye injuries over the years which no doubted contributed to poor vision Protein spray hitting the retina at high speed can be detrimental if its carried out regularly each night.....I believe a certain member of the judiciary frequenting this site also has poor eyesight. If it's being fired out of an average arsehole, directly into the eye at 10 ft per second that could cause a problem. The fact its a gaping arsehole brings the possibility of an F6 style wind containing fecal matter, semen, lubricant, blood and corn. He's lucky to have any tissue left on his skull to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: If it's being fired out of an average arsehole, directly into the eye at 10 ft per second that could cause a problem. The fact its a gaping arsehole brings the possibility of an F6 style wind containing fecal matter, semen, lubricant, blood and corn. He's lucky to have any tissue left on his skull to be honest. Thank you, you cunt. Just the kind of imagery I want before I go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Thank you, you cunt. Just the kind of imagery I want before I go to bed. Try not to wank yourself any stupider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 34 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Try not to wank yourself any stupider. Don't worry, I couldnt possibly get as "stupider" as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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