Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 David Bowie Gabrielle Madonna Prince All these cunts have worn eyepatches on stage despite the fact none of them are blind in either eye and see perfectly well. If find this irritatating and offensive.If you met someone with a plaster cast on an arm or leg but the limb wasn't broken you would take a dim view. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'd love to give you a reason to wear an eye patch. My top choices would be chucking sulphuric acid in your face "honour killing" style, or maybe gouging your eyeball out with an ice cream scoop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd love to give you a reason to wear an eye patch. My top choices would be chucking sulphuric acid in your face "honour killing" style, or maybe gouging your eyeball out with an ice cream scoop? Outrageous and offensive statement....there is no "honour" in inflicting injury or pain to those diagnosed with learning difficulties and homeless thru no fault of their own. Disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: David Bowie Gabrielle Madonna Prince All these cunts have worn eyepatches on stage despite the fact none of them are blind in either eye and see perfectly well. If find this irritatating and offensive.If you met someone with a plaster cast on an arm or leg but the limb wasn't broken you would take a dim view. Cunts. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 And Roy Orbison wore dark glasses and wasn't blind. What an utter bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 19 minutes ago, MikeD said: And Roy Orbison wore dark glasses and wasn't blind. What an utter bastard. I never understood why Elton "don't furnish the details, your honour" John wears glasses despite perfect vision either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I never understood why Elton "don't furnish the details, your honour" John wears glasses despite perfect vision either. to avoid pinkeye I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 G 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: David Bowie Gabrielle Madonna Prince All these cunts have worn eyepatches on stage despite the fact none of them are blind in either eye and see perfectly well. If find this irritatating and offensive.If you met someone with a plaster cast on an arm or leg but the limb wasn't broken you would take a dim view. Cunts. Gabrielle has ptosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: David Bowie Gabrielle Madonna Prince All these cunts have worn eyepatches on stage despite the fact none of them are blind in either eye and see perfectly well. If find this irritatating and offensive.If you met someone with a plaster cast on an arm or leg but the limb wasn't broken you would take a dim view. Cunts. Where has all this eye patch related anger come from, Punky? Have you been turfed out of your hovel on the 9th hole of Pirates cove crazy golf course by the work experience lad who dresses up as Long John Silver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 He's probably gone blind in one eye from the spunk that missed his mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Where has all this eye patch related anger come from, Punky? Have you been turfed out of your hovel on the 9th hole of Pirates cove crazy golf course by the work experience lad who dresses up as Long John Silver? Possibly, or it could be down to the fact that his Asda optometrist has denanded that Pinkers where a patch to protect him from going jizz-blind in both eyes from the ruthless facials he receives on an hourly basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 18 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Possibly, or it could be down to the fact that his Asda optometrist has denanded that Pinkers where a patch to protect him from going jizz-blind in both eyes from the ruthless facials he receives on an hourly basis. Where a patch?, there a patch, still nice work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, Eddie said: Where a patch?, there a patch, still nice work. Pedantic worm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: David Bowie Gabrielle Madonna Prince All these cunts have worn eyepatches on stage despite the fact none of them are blind in either eye and see perfectly well. If find this irritatating and offensive.If you met someone with a plaster cast on an arm or leg but the limb wasn't broken you would take a dim view. Cunts. That walking cuntfest keith lemon normally has some kind of bandage or sling somewhere about his person, i for one would like to make it more realistic by giving him a damm good shoeing and then finish off with my fist - on another subject namely fisting holly willy wallaby - anyway enough of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Pedantic worm. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: Lol Tesco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 15, 2016 Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Tesco errrrr Apes wife...errr fishy.....errr shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'd love to give you a reason to wear an eye patch. My top choices would be chucking sulphuric acid in your face "honour killing" style, or maybe gouging your eyeball out with an ice cream scoop? Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: Outrageous and offensive statement....there is no "honour" in inflicting injury or pain to those diagnosed with learning difficulties and homeless thru no fault of their own. Disgusting. Gay peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Ape said: Wanker. Scumbucket oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: G Gabrielle has ptosis Is that a type of venereal disease ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Where has all this eye patch related anger come from, Punky? Have you been turfed out of your hovel on the 9th hole of Pirates cove crazy golf course by the work experience lad who dresses up as Long John Silver? You'd Roger the cabin boy. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Where a patch?, there a patch, still nice work. Nice work indeed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Tesco Knob jockey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: errrrr Apes wife...errr fishy.....errr shit Rancid Octopus stains on the duvet...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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