Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 11 hours ago, Bubbles said: I know Americans are generally accepted as an unfunny nation, but with you, I don't get if you're attempting to be humorous or are you simply just a fucking bore? Please feel free to repeat your excellent, tried-and-tested "I can push buttons" insult I should think there is much in life you don't get, such as the touch of a loving and willing woman, the ability to walk and breathe without falling down and hurting your special, oversized but under-filled cranium, or how to avoid the older lads kicking fuck out of you while walking back to your mum's bedsit after yet another failed day at the school for special needs spastics. Your input is neither requested or relevant. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: ' I should think there is much in life you don't get, such as the touch of a loving and willing woman, the ability to walk and breathe without falling down and hurting your special, oversized but under-filled cranium, or how to avoid the older lads kicking fuck out of you while walking back to your mum's bedsit after yet another failed day at the school for special needs spastics. Your input is neither requested or relevant. Kill yourself. ' Salman Rushdie , 'The Satanic Verses ' Chapter7 , para 4 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Salman Rushdie , 'The Satanic Verses ' Chapter7 , para 4 ? Rushdie is a cowardly cunt. Hiding from the Iranians just because they threatened his life. Probably related to Stickers, Ape and Decimus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Salman Rushdie , 'The Satanic Verses ' Chapter7 , para 4 ? More like The Hungry Caterpillar, page five, the stupid Yank fucking cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Bubbles said: Ah, Quincy, here you go again, still hoping to climb back to halfway up the mountain by trying to get a rise. At least you've got Withers on board. Taking a Frenchman to battle, smart move, idiot. Is she a fat monster or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 10 hours ago, witheredscrote said: What , a bit like Jedward , but obviously with a lot less talent. when I said before that I couldnt be insulted by anyone except for the iPhone accusation... well, add Jedward to that list you fucking cheese eating surrender monkey! (not original I know, but having to write jedward and iphone in the same sentence kind of fucks with ones sensibiliites...) 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I lived amongst them for 8 years . They are all fat bastards so that's a non starter Quincers . No obesity over here , just slim healthy clean living people. Lying cunt. 10 years ago I would have agreed with you, I'd come back from a jaunt abroad and me and the missus having been used to seeing "normal people", then arrive back in the UK and say "where the fuck did all these fat cunts come from"... These days its not much different abroad, lots of fat cunts around now.... the ities and french women used to look good, their getting a bit too Murrican these days... 6 hours ago, Bubbles said: Ah, Quincy, here you go again, still hoping to climb back to halfway up the mountain by trying to get a rise. At least you've got Withers on board. Taking a Frenchman to battle, smart move, idiot. Have to agree on the last line, doesn't usually bode well have French or Murricans for allies, one stabs you in the back and runs away, the other shoots you in the back and shouts FREEDUM!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: when I said before that I couldnt be insulted by anyone except for the iPhone accusation... well, add Jedward to that list you fucking cheese eating surrender monkey! (not original I know, but having to write jedward and iphone in the same sentence kind of fucks with ones sensibiliites...) Lying cunt. 10 years ago I would have agreed with you, I'd come back from a jaunt abroad and me and the missus having been used to seeing "normal people", then arrive back in the UK and say "where the fuck did all these fat cunts come from"... These days its not much different abroad, lots of fat cunts around now.... the ities and french women used to look good, their getting a bit too Murrican these days... Have to agree on the last line, doesn't usually bode well have French or Murricans for allies, one stabs you in the back and runs away, the other shoots you in the back and shouts FREEDUM!!!! I would reply but I need to take a shit Edited April 21, 2016 by witheredscrote ding is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: I would reply but I to take a shit where take shit you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 28 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: where take shit you? Someday, you'll be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: where take shit you? You are Yoda. Fiver please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You are Yoda. Fiver please! Didn't take you for a fucking nerd.... a nerd fucker maybe, but not a fucking nerd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rushdie is a cowardly cunt. Hiding from the Iranians just because they threatened his life. Probably related to Stickers, Ape and Decimus. and in my opinion overshadowed his best work which was the dialogue for the "Aerobubbly delicious " chocolate bar ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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