Decimus Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I think my body of work here is largely misunderstood, decs. What are your thoughts? There's no subliminal message... I was just having a moment. It was another masterpiece, you know that as well as I do. You're not MikeD, so stop fishing for fucking compliments. I'm not sure about the trousers though, you've obviously been living a sartorial lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 I think Decs was wishing he was underneath you, face down with his pants round his ankles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think Decs was wishing he was underneath you, face down with his pants round his ankles Old, bald cunts don't do it for me, Drew. So if you were hoping for sloppy seconds you can fuck off as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Frank's done it again! By "doing it", I mean he's highlighted that he dresses like an off duty waiter, is a bald cunt like Drew, and wants to show off his new Wickes kitchen. Fair play though, it did make me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I'll be which ever one you want me to be. Shhhhhhhh. Don't wanna give Lard Boy the horn. Too late, I have a chubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Too late, I have a chubby you ARE a chubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 I thought the myth about Hercules was a load of bollocks but it would appear that strength does have some correlation with the amount of hair on your scalp. You bald Bastard Frank, I've seen stronger french lagers and we all know how piss weak they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Pile of shit, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: You absolutely pointless pair of northern poofs. Maybe Admin could set up a sub section of the corner called "t'pit" where you two and all the other thick as shit northerners can babble on to your hearts content. You certainly can't handle the pace of the main forum. You been at the absinthe again? 6 hours ago, Frank said: I think my body of work here is largely misunderstood, decs. What are your thoughts? There's no subliminal message... I was just having a moment. I am kind of disappointed your wig slipped in the last one... I had you down as a bad copy of Capn Jack Sparrow, what with the boat and the bad dancing etc. I now have you down as the kind of prick who paid too much for his "loft apartment" thinking he's cool, hip and trendy, living in the best part of town, when everyone really thinks you paid too much for a shoe box in the attic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You been at the absinthe again? I am kind of disappointed your wig slipped in the last one... I had you down as a bad copy of Capn Jack Sparrow, what with the boat and the bad dancing etc. I now have you down as the kind of prick who paid too much for his "loft apartment" thinking he's cool, hip and trendy, living in the best part of town, when everyone really thinks you paid too much for a shoe box in the attic. I have several properties, ding. I should really gift one to Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I have several properties, ding. I should really gift one to Bill. It would be appreciated. I'm living in a garden shed in zone 2 at the minute. Still, beats living in a bungalow with a rotter of a wife in some provincial East Anglian shit hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I have several properties, ding. I should really gift one to Bill. Yeah, I know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: you ARE a chubby So chubby has a chubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: It would be appreciatedwan'm living in a garden shed in zo ne 2 at the minute. Still, beats living in a bungalow with a rotter of a wife in some provincial East Anglian shit hole. call that living? Zone 2, rhymes with poo. You cockney wanker ean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Drew, how the fuck do you manage to mangle what somebody else has posted with your spasticated use of the quote function? Are your mobility scooter and Internet-connected device running off the same battery? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Drew, how the fuck do you manage to mangle what somebody else has posted with your spasticated use of the quote function? Are your mobility scooter and Internet-connected device running off the same battery? ..and your fonts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ..and your fonts? What the fuck are you on about? Have you been drinking already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 34 minutes ago, Bubbles said: What the fuck are you on about? Have you been drinking already? Nope, but you might have been, you're complaining about Drew fucking up his quotes and you're fucking up your fonts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 .i.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Fatty said: STOP QUOTING ME. Go do something useful like picking your pork scratchings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: .i.. This may be your best post yet, Dung. Utter bollocks, but at least it was short. Like Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bubbles said: This may be your best post yet, Dung. Utter bollocks, but at least it was short. Like Mike. You must be about 4'3"... since you have this obsession with everyone else' height... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 I take it this is like the video from The Ring, but for benders? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 4 hours ago, Frank said: I have several properties, ding. I should really gift one to Bill. The entire episode is, as always, sheer class. It worries me, however, that we are both 47, both using a Multicig plastic cig, both moderately wealthy, and both the best ones on here. I however, am not balding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted May 3, 2016 Report Share Posted May 3, 2016 Are you using cherry flavour ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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