Mrs Roops Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 Tucked away on Pg 94 of the biotech journals is the announcement by Bioquark, a life sciences company, that they are testing a series of experiments on technically dead patients. The science is complex but in a nut-shell, this involves injecting stem cells and peptides into "dead" brains of people kept alive on life support. The idea is to press a biological "reset" button which will erase cell damage and stimulate tissue regeneration. The initial 20 sample is too small and random to bring anyone back to life - at present Bioquark are looking at a "proof of concept" only, nevertheless, Man's quest for immortality has moved forward another inch. Any speculation that there is a cryptically devious subtext to this nom are of course as scurrilous as they are without merit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 “Man," I cried, "how ignorant art thou in thy pride of wisdom!” ― Mary Shelley The Umbrella Corporation are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: “Man," I cried, "how ignorant art thou in thy pride of wisdom!” ― Mary Shelley The Umbrella Corporation are cunts. But they do know how to make a cracking Jill Sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: But they do know how to make a cracking Jill Sandwich. I would fuck Milla Jovovich until my cock bled dry and crumbled to dust. If you're reading this, Milla, PM me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I would fuck Milla Jovovich until my cock bled dry and crumbled to dust. If you're reading this, Milla, PM me. You heard him nobgobbler, get stuck in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 3 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: You heard him nobgobbler, get stuck in. "Succubus" is one of my all time favourite words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "Succubus" is one of my all time favourite words. It's an inferior version of suckjob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 I emailed Bioquark, which is a new name for Tyrel Corporation.(Nexus 6 anybody) and suggested they try on Decs. They told me not to take the piss. I said "too difficult" and they said, "oh fuck no, its just we don't like him" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: You heard him nobgobbler, get stuck in. I would, except he's one of those tartan skirt-wearing ginger fuckers from oop north, even vamps have standards. And you can get down off my bedroom ceiling as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I would fuck Milla Jovovich until my cock bled dry and crumbled to dust. If you're reading this, Milla, PM me. I hope you don't mind sloppy seconds, Mr B. She'll be rather accommodating and baggy (pretty much everywhere) once I've tired of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I would fuck Milla Jovovich until my cock bled dry and crumbled to dust. If you're reading this, Milla, PM me. Hi sweetie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Tucked away on Pg 94 of the biotech journals is the announcement by Bioquark, a life sciences company, that they are testing a series of experiments on technically dead patients. The science is complex but in a nut-shell, this involves injecting stem cells and peptides into "dead" brains of people kept alive on life support. The idea is to press a biological "reset" button which will erase cell damage and stimulate tissue regeneration. The initial 20 sample is too small and random to bring anyone back to life - at present Bioquark are looking at a "proof of concept" only, nevertheless, Man's quest for immortality has moved forward another inch. Any speculation that there is a cryptically devious subtext to this nom are of course as scurrilous as they are without merit...... Maybe they could jump start that mutilated otter between your legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Succubus" is one of my all time favourite words. Does that mean a full bus load of 19 to 25 year old nymphomaniac women to suck you off? Preferably of varying nationalities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 57 minutes ago, Gurt said: Maybe they could jump start that mutilated otter between your legs? Hello, my little stalker, overheating in the vag suit I see.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Hi sweetie. That's genuinely disturbing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Hello, my little stalker, overheating in the vag suit I see.... I would have to be brain dead to be your stalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Gurt said: Maybe they could jump start that mutilated otter between your legs? Gurters, you're on fire lately. Sadly not literally , but that's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 36 minutes ago, Gurt said: I would have to be brain dead to be your stalker ....er precisely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That's genuinely disturbing. I bet it got you going though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 On Sunday, May 15, 2016 at 11:13 AM, Mrs Roops said: Tucked away on Pg 94 of the biotech journals is the announcement by Bioquark, a life sciences company, that they are testing a series of experiments on technically dead patients. The science is complex but in a nut-shell, this involves injecting stem cells and peptides into "dead" brains of people kept alive on life support. The idea is to press a biological "reset" button which will erase cell damage and stimulate tissue regeneration. The initial 20 sample is too small and random to bring anyone back to life - at present Bioquark are looking at a "proof of concept" only, nevertheless, Man's quest for immortality has moved forward another inch. Any speculation that there is a cryptically devious subtext to this nom are of course as scurrilous as they are without merit...... I would be more impressed if mans ability to embrace SI units progressed another 2.54cm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 For fucks sake Roops, how do you think Decs manages to keep posting on here? They've got to trial it on humans sometime and what better way to start then on someone from Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: For fucks sake Roops, how do you think Decs manages to keep posting on here? They've got to trial it on humans sometime and what better way to start then on someone from Norfolk. ..finish someone from Norfolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 I like the idea as they could revive the like of Jimmy Saville and then hang them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 What a fucking cunt of a nom......utter fucking waste of electric typing this! Most on here are brain deadalready, although some do fall into the spectrum of mad cunt genius scientist. Lets plug that Punkape cunt in and lets see for we can rekindle his tiny raisin ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 16, 2016 Report Share Posted May 16, 2016 On 15 May 2016 at 9:28 PM, Mrs Roops said: ....er precisely! Come, come roops you dirty-blurted swinger, no need to get the (hairy) arse. I promise to stop stalking you if you promise to get the council in to clear that overgrown plot. deal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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