Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 According to the Current Bun* whilst watching Versailles, 300k switched off when the first proper nuddy scene came on, then another 300k turned over with the next proper nuddy scene, but only 50k turned off for the gay bits! Fucking POOFS! *PS I didn't read the Current Bun... I got it from the TV Guide... http://news.tvguide.co.uk/put-it-away-bbcs-versailles-too-racy-for-prudish-brit-viewers-who-switched-off-during-sex-scenes/ PPS This is not porn... it has been tastefully edited... PPPS NEIL!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 You are a cunt Ding. This is obviously media propaganda promoting the agenda that everyone's a closet puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: You are a cunt Ding. This is obviously media propaganda promoting the agenda that everyone's a closet puff. I may be a cunt, but this was on the BBC so I'm surprised there wasn't more poofery involved, and although there wasn't any minors on the programme, there was a black dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Fuck off ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: According to the Current Bun* whilst watching Versailles, 300k switched off when the first proper nuddy scene came on, then another 300k turned over with the next proper nuddy scene, but only 50k turned off for the gay bits! Fucking POOFS! *PS I didn't read the Current Bun... I got it from the TV Guide... http://news.tvguide.co.uk/put-it-away-bbcs-versailles-too-racy-for-prudish-brit-viewers-who-switched-off-during-sex-scenes/ PPS This is not porn... it has been tastefully edited... PPPS NEIL!!!!!!!! Fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Dung, why are you competing with wiz for the title of the corners' thickest cunt? This could be your worst nom yet, which is saying something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Dung, why are you competing with wiz for the title of the corners' thickest cunt? This could be your worst nom yet, which is saying something. At least I left CC for a while. Here you are regurgitating the same tedious repetitive shit attempts at insults. Quit, Bubbsy, just you did in life, just quit, lay down on the tracks and wait for a long freight train to end you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Fuck off ding. 2 hours ago, Frank said: Fucking awful. 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: Dung, why are you competing with wiz for the title of the corners' thickest cunt? This could be your worst nom yet, which is saying something. Apparently down there is for your tedious simplistic "fuck you" retorts... Learn how to contruct a fucking sentence with some point to it before venturing above ground, that way you might look less of a bunch of twats than you actually are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 12 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Apparently down there is for your tedious simplistic "fuck you" retorts... Learn how to contruct a fucking sentence with some point to it before venturing above ground, that way you might look less of a bunch of twats than you actually are. Ding, I have always tried to like you but you make it difficult. Look at this shit nom, boring as fuck to be truthful. Why not put up a photo of your wife, without dentures, gamming the milkman with you clutching your todger in the background ? I can guarantee you lots of 'likes' and everybody on here will be your friend. Yes even Dexs !. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 17 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Ding, I have always tried to like you but you make it difficult. Look at this shit nom, boring as fuck to be truthful. Why not put up a photo of your wife, without dentures, gamming the milkman with you clutching your todger in the background ? I can guarantee you lots of 'likes' and everybody on here will be your friend. Yes even Dexs !. If I wanted the opinion of a collaborator, I would have asked for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: If I wanted the opinion of a collaborator, I would have asked for it. Suit yourself, just trying to be helpful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Suit yourself, just trying to be helpful That's the french paradox... too helpful to anyone who comes through the door... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: That's the french paradox... too helpful to anyone who comes through the door... Paradox, isn't that a bleach based toilet cleaner ? Drink som........ oh never mind. R.I.P. MikeD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Paradox, isn't that a bleach based toilet cleaner ? Drink som........ oh never mind. R.I.P. MikeD cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: According to the Current Bun* whilst watching Versailles, 300k switched off when the first proper nuddy scene came on, then another 300k turned over with the next proper nuddy scene, but only 50k turned off for the gay bits! Fucking POOFS! *PS I didn't read the Current Bun... I got it from the TV Guide... http://news.tvguide.co.uk/put-it-away-bbcs-versailles-too-racy-for-prudish-brit-viewers-who-switched-off-during-sex-scenes/ PPS This is not porn... it has been tastefully edited... PPPS NEIL!!!!!!!! Maybe it was the blokes knocking one out and then turning over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Maybe it was the blokes knocking one out and then turning over. The gay blow job in the first 10 minutes knocked me off my stride... couldn't get back in the race after that...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 On 04/06/2016 at 0:43 PM, DingTheRioja said: If I wanted the opinion of a collaborator, I would have asked for it. Is he a collaborator horizontale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 On 04/06/2016 at 4:32 PM, DingTheRioja said: The gay blow job in the first 10 minutes knocked me off my stride... couldn't get back in the race after that...! Theatre of the mind Ding. You have to use the theatre of the mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 49 minutes ago, Brucey said: Ding, quoting pre-researched figures does not a nom make. The only people interested in statistics are the severely autistic. You'll be posting in binary code and randomly shouting prime numbers at Wakefield coach station by the end of the week, you northern fucking cretin. Piss off back to Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 34 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Piss off back to Norfolk. A quite stunning riposte. We should get it engraved on a gold plaque and place it in a paving stone on the corner of cunt avenue and fuckwit place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: A quite stunning riposte. We should get it engraved on a gold plaque and place it in a paving stone on the corner of cunt avenue and fuckwit place. It's about all he deserves. Probably more than. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Brucey said: After all I've done for you. When I found you, you were an also ran poster, fading into the background, like another Ducunti or Couldn't Give A Shit. And then one day I plucked you out of obscurity and made you a CC star. The name Ding and all of its associated connotations will now go down in corner history. And this is how you repay me, lazy county based insults? I think you owe me more than that. I am afraid that Brucimus is right Ding, you enjoy a cult status here....Decimus made you and its time you showed a little appreciation......remember that terms such as "doing a Ding" or "Dinglike" have become enshrined into the lexicon of CC. Ok...so they are not used in a complimentary context I agree....but all publicity is good publicity and its time you gave credit where credit is due, don't be mean spirited and realise that no one would even bother to cunt you were it not for your sponsor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 On 3 June 2016 at 8:45 PM, DingTheRioja said: I may be a cunt, but this was on the BBC so I'm surprised there wasn't more poofery involved, and although there wasn't any minors on the programme, there was a black dwarf. There's no "may" about it. Fucking awful you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 18 minutes ago, Brucey said: Why has this cunt been green flagged to gallivant around the site, de-bagged and frothing at the arse hole like an over-eager sea otter? Don't recall him asking permission, receiving any encouragement, in fact he only ever has been called a cunt, a faggot and or an imbecile beyond belief, yet here he is scuttling around like an expresso fuelled crab. He needs working on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 hours ago, Brucey said: After all I've done for you. When I found you, you were an also ran poster, fading into the background, like another Ducunti or Couldn't Give A Shit. And then one day I plucked you out of obscurity and made you a CC star. The name Ding and all of its associated connotations will now go down in corner history. And this is how you repay me, lazy county based insults? I think you owe me more than that. You seem to have delusions of Simon Cowell. 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: I am afraid that Brucimus is right Ding, you enjoy a cult status here....Decimus made you and its time you showed a little appreciation......remember that terms such as "doing a Ding" or "Dinglike" have become enshrined into the lexicon of CC. Ok...so they are not used in a complimentary context I agree....but all publicity is good publicity and its time you gave credit where credit is due, don't be mean spirited and realise that no one would even bother to cunt you were it not for your sponsor. The only thing enshrined around here is his cock in your mouth. 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: There's no "may" about it. Fucking awful you cunt. True. 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Don't recall him asking permission, receiving any encouragement, in fact he only ever has been called a cunt, a faggot and or an imbecile beyond belief, yet here he is scuttling around like an expresso fuelled crab. He needs working on. I don't recall needing permission. Even if I did, I wouldn't be asking a toothless prick like you for it. Expresso? ...and you're calling me a faggot? Italian Murricunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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