Guest Ambrose Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 14 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I suggest you try English lessons you soppy cunt Scrote, your problems stem from putting too much HP sauce on your steak pies. It´s beginning to affect your moods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 10 minutes ago, Ambrose said: Scrote, your problems stem from putting too much HP sauce on your steak pies. It´s beginning to affect your moods. Brilliant, exemplary cunting in fact. You can retire now. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ambrose Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Brilliant, exemplary cunting in fact. You can retire now. Idiot. You know, I was on the phone to Eddie about you this evening. He thinks that in your case it´s down to a bad batch of meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, Ambrose said: You know, I was on the phone to Eddie about you this evening. He thinks that in your case it´s down to a bad batch of meth. Fascinating, truly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Ambrose said: Scrote, your problems stem from putting too much HP sauce on your steak pies. It´s beginning to affect your moods. 9 hours ago, Bubbles said: Brilliant, exemplary cunting in fact. You can retire now. Idiot. At least he doesn't put red sauce on his pies, that's only for heathen scum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 56 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: At least he doesn't put red sauce on his pies, that's only for heathen scum! HP brown is only consumed by imp like northerns. Utterly revolting shit not even fit for a street dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: HP brown is only consumed by imp like northerns. Utterly revolting shit not even fit for a street dog. Fuck off, nonsense. What do you shoot all over your bacon butty if not brown sauce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 29 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off, nonsense. What do you shoot all over your bacon butty if not brown sauce? The same thing he shoots all over his boyfriends face after a strenuous night of shit fisting. I hear that he likes his bacon nice and salty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: The same thing he shoots all over his boyfriends face after a strenuous night of shit fisting. I hear that he likes his bacon nice and salty. Smoked mackerel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off, nonsense. What do you shoot all over your bacon butty if not brown sauce? Revolting. I season with cocaine like any other civilised person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Revolting. I season with cocaine like any other civilised person. Washed down with a nice cold can of Super....mmm, that's a proper working breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Washed down with a nice cold can of Super....mmm, that's a proper working breakfast. Do you get much work done after that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: Do you get much work done after that? I teach, the dangers of substance abuse at the University of Dudley....cant say anybody has complained so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Revolting. I season with cocaine like any other civilised person. Bacocaine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 On 6 June 2016 at 11:09 PM, DingTheRioja said: Be'unt be length.. Be girth that counts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Be'unt be length.. Be girth that counts! Spotts, what in the actual fuck are you on about? You haven't been on here in ages, now you're blabbering about the width of blokes genitalia?? Get a grip mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 18 minutes ago, scotty said: Spotts, what in the actual fuck are you on about? You haven't been on here in ages, now you're blabbering about the width of blokes genitalia?? Get a grip mate. That's just Spotto being his normal self... it's either all bollocks or no bollocks with him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 56 minutes ago, scotty said: Spotts, what in the actual fuck are you on about? You haven't been on here in ages, now you're blabbering about the width of blokes genitalia?? Get a grip mate. I'm here..... All the fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 20 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I'm here..... All the fucking time. And I see you now have a girlfriend again... typical woman, always changing their fucking minds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: And I see you now have a girlfriend again... typical woman, always changing their fucking minds... And a boyfriend again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: And a boyfriend again. MMF....Ok Spotto... who's gets sloppy seconds then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: MMF....Ok Spotto... who's gets sloppy seconds then? I am a lion among men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I am a lion among men. Is that code for a big pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that code for a big pussy? 19 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that code for a big pussy? Let's find out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Let's find out! Good idea for an investigative telly programme that, Spots. You could front it. The dramatic opening credits show you facing the camera. Then you say something like "Why is Judge such a cunt?" .......Then you'd turn your head 90° to the right (like a Welsh owl), face another camera and say " Let's Find Out!!". Bra-less, but classy like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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