8.35am Tractor cunt on Fosse Way

[Guest DingTheRioja]

2 hours ago, deebom said:

Ah Lorry. I was racking my brains as to what might have that kind of power. I didn't even consider a lorry.

He probably reckons he's got a Mitsu Fuckn Quik... my mates Escort Cossie would have eaten the fucker... until he put it through a hedge..

500bhp at the wheels...scared me fucking witless one night going sideways towards a limestone wall at 140.... "she'll come back when she wants to...."

Bastard knew what he was doing, he drove that road every night with his foot on the floor and used a tankfull in half an hour..

[Earl of Punkape]

On 8 June 2016 at 0:12 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Now this cunt needs to be involved in an horrific vehicle accident soon.  Involving his shit stained tractor some sharp implements and a petrol tanker, preferably at a junction being crossed by a fucking horse box that goes up like a giant toaster !    

Why does this tractor cunt have to be on the road in rush hour?   Why does he take his slowest tractor on the road towing some shit stained equipment for fucking miles?  His small holding peasant farmstead cannot have fields 15 miles from his shack, yet this cunt drives for fucking miles and miles with 8,000 cars in his turd filled wake.

Then there is the Peugot diesel cunt who won't overtake, followed by another Peugot cunt, and a Volvo followed by a clapped out rusting white transit.   I have 420 bhp at my disposal but my time exposed to danger overtaking these cunts is getting ridiculous.  They should all be banned from the roads until 9.05am.   Anyone caught on the queens highway in anything less than 250 bhp car should be tied to the steering wheel and set on fire.  All HGV drivers should be given a free full English between the hours of 7.45 and 9.00.    All tractor driving cunts should be given a shotgun cartridge and end their pathetic digging turnips, shit spraying existence.

You're just an impatient arsehole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

With AIDS.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Withers, would you like me to shite vindaloo residue in your mouth?

I would.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I would.

Done and done. Withers, make like a baby bird.

[camberwell gypsy]

10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

A little black hoe?

Is that the one in Calcutta?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that the one in Calcutta?

I wish I'd thought of that. 

[Guest N/A]

On 8 June 2016 at 7:45 AM, witheredscrote said:

Incidentally Fosse is French, and short for Fosse Septique which in English means Septic Tank. I am pleased you were on Fosse Way, it is where you belong, in a tank full of shit. Now shove your king size Yorkie bar up your gargantuan hgv arse. Road hogging cunt

BMW M3 cunt here not HGV driver on the fosse way....and fuck off wanker is English for fuck off wanker by the way.  Don't ever speak on here in French you fucking shit stabbing surrender monkey.

nothing would please me better than to see your entire family upside down in a ditch filled with flames.  Except maybe the sight of a Russian Lorry driver skidding into the back of you carrying 30,000 litres of aviation fuel with the French police as onlookers.

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On 8 June 2016 at 8:15 AM, Manky said:

Don't drive through the countryside then you thick cunt. (I'm a city lad myself, I don't trust air you can't see.)  The clue is in the name, cunts go to the countryside.

Unfortunately Manky I left the smog of gunchester 20 years ago and moved out into the cuntryside of the Cotswolds to bring up my family in a non Muslim, Yiddish, jerk chicken free zone.   The down side is its full of turnip eaters.

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On 8 June 2016 at 10:01 AM, deebom said:

Really? that's quite a lot. What do you drive?

I'm that cunt in the M3 that cuts you up at the lights, roundabout, parking space every day !

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On 9 June 2016 at 10:32 PM, DingTheRioja said:

He probably reckons he's got a Mitsu Fuckn Quik... my mates Escort Cossie would have eaten the fucker... until he put it through a hedge..

500bhp at the wheels...scared me fucking witless one night going sideways towards a limestone wall at 140.... "she'll come back when she wants to...."

Bastard knew what he was doing, he drove that road every night with his foot on the floor and used a tankfull in half an hour..

Fuck me you lot are regulars on top gear are you?    Ford cossy are you for fucking real.  That's a fucking shit box from 25 years ago, relic if not rusted away by now.  I suppose that's the most expensive sports car in the vallies of Wales bought with the last pay packet from the pit.  Peasants 

[Ape™️]

18 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

BMW M3 cunt here not HGV driver on the fosse way....and fuck off wanker is English for fuck off wanker by the way.  Don't ever speak on here in French you fucking shit stabbing surrender monkey.

nothing would please me better than to see your entire family upside down in a ditch filled with flames.  Except maybe the sight of a Russian Lorry driver skidding into the back of you carrying 30,000 litres of aviation fuel with the French police as onlookers.

 

8 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

I'm that cunt in the M3 that cuts you up at the lights, roundabout, parking space every day !

Ok, so we've established that you drive an M3. If you're expecting people to be impressed, you've picked the wrong forum, you fucking idiot.

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5 minutes ago, Ape said:

 

Ok, so we've established that you drive an M3. If you're expecting people to be impressed, you've picked the wrong forum, you fucking idiot.

Couldn't give a shit evil Edna.

you miss the point...  It's the aviation fuel and burning French upside down in a ditch is where you should focus.

a passing nod the shit stabbing French surrender monkies would also help.

[Guest Manky]

17 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Unfortunately Manky I left the smog of gunchester 20 years ago and moved out into the cuntryside of the Cotswolds to bring up my family in a non Muslim, Yiddish, jerk chicken free zone.   The down side is its full of turnip eaters.

The Gunchester tag is unwarranted now. The police's Operation Trident has reduced shootings to a level similar to other tourist destinations.

It is not our fault that some people don't consider Raqqa, Fallujah and Kabul as tourist destinations.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

9 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Fuck me you lot are regulars on top gear are you?    Ford cossy are you for fucking real.  That's a fucking shit box from 25 years ago, relic if not rusted away by now.  I suppose that's the most expensive sports car in the vallies of Wales bought with the last pay packet from the pit.  Peasants 

Stupid clarkson waffling car talking fucking dipshit cunt. 

[Eddie]

28 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

BMW M3 cunt here not HGV driver on the fosse way....and fuck off wanker is English for fuck off wanker by the way.  Don't ever speak on here in French you fucking shit stabbing surrender monkey.

nothing would please me better than to see your entire family upside down in a ditch filled with flames.  Except maybe the sight of a Russian Lorry driver skidding into the back of you carrying 30,000 litres of aviation fuel with the French police as onlookers.

M3's are driven by spivs, level one drug dealers and darkies. 

[Guest N/A]

3 minutes ago, Manky said:

The Gunchester tag is unwarranted now. The police's Operation Trident has reduced shootings to a level similar to other tourist destinations.

It is not our fault that some people don't consider Raqqa, Fallujah and Kabul as tourist destinations.

Last time I went through Cheetham Hill it looked like I had driven too far and ended up in downtown Fallujah, with Beiruit right next door, followed by Belfast.  What a wonderful cosmopolitan society we don't care to live anywhere near now.  They don't call it "escape to the cuntry" for nothing on TV.

Rachel and Andy have hocked themselves to the hilt in a vein attempt to avoid having to live in this inner city shit hole.   They desperately want to buy a house where people's first language is English and where their children can go to a non Muslim extremist school, and not look like a white dot on a domino....one blank domino.  Rachel has taken to part time escort work and does A levels at discretion, Andy regularly acts as a drugs mule and works at kiwkfit.  So they can afford nothing because the filthy Russians and Chinese money launderers are buying up the nice properties and renting them out or actually leaving them empty for years......common in all historic country villages and towns now.  

Vote OUT

[Guest N/A]

15 minutes ago, Eddie said:

M3's are driven by spivs, level one drug dealers and darkies. 

Answer number 2 ........ Well come on you all know I'm from gunchester originally.   How else can a boy done well get money fast in the city.

3 2 1. Selling your arise excluded lol

[Guest Manky]

1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said:

Last time I went through Cheetham Hill it looked like I had driven too far and ended up in downtown Fallujah, with Beiruit right next door, followed by Belfast.  What a wonderful cosmopolitan society we don't care to live anywhere near now.  They don't call it "escape to the cuntry" for nothing on TV.

Rachel and Andy have hocked themselves to the hilt in a vein attempt to avoid having to live in this inner city shit hole.   They desperately want to buy a house where people's first language is English and where their children can go to a non Muslim extremist school, and not look like a white dot on a domino....one blank domino.  Rachel has taken to part time escort work and does A levels at discretion, Andy regularly acts as a drugs mule and works at kiwkfit.  So they can afford nothing because the filthy Russians and Chinese money launderers are buying up the nice properties and renting them out or actually leaving them empty for years......common in all historic country villages and towns now.  

Vote OUT

Very uninteresting. I can't remember the last time my bike was stuck behind a tractor in Cheetham Hill. Seeing as all the farms in North Manchester are single crop farms and the farmers don't take cannabis to market by tractor. If you count drones, Strangeways is the third busiest airport in Britain.

I told a copper a women had tried to sell me an Adidas gold velour shell suit for £3. He said "Counterfeit?". I said yes, she had 2.

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12 hours ago, Manky said:

Very uninteresting. I can't remember the last time my bike was stuck behind a tractor in Cheetham Hill. Seeing as all the farms in North Manchester are single crop farms and the farmers don't take cannabis to market by tractor. If you count drones, Strangeways is the third busiest airport in Britain.

I told a copper a women had tried to sell me an Adidas gold velour shell suit for £3. He said "Counterfeit?". I said yes, she had 2.

There used to be a couple of farms up by Heaton Park end of Cheetham Hill back in the 1970s.   My family owned a farm in Prestwich into the 1950s.  Got taken in death duties by the communist socialist cunts governments after the war.    So yes is suppose a canabis farm is as good as it gets in that part of town now.

replace the tractor in your mind with a Halall meat delivery van .....that should do.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

On 12/06/2016 at 9:42 AM, Monumental cunt said:

BMW M3 cunt here ...............blah blah unnecessary blah blah....

I fixed your post for you.

On 12/06/2016 at 9:52 AM, Monumental cunt said:

I'm that cunt in the M3 that cuts you up at the lights, roundabout, parking space every day !

You the cunt in the M3 that I keyed down the passenger side, emptied a tin of treacle on the roof and bonnet, and chucked a few handfuls of road chippings on?

On 12/06/2016 at 9:57 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Fuck me you lot are regulars on top gear are you?    Ford cossy are you for fucking real.  That's a fucking shit box from 25 years ago, relic if not rusted away by now.  I suppose that's the most expensive sports car in the vallies of Wales bought with the last pay packet from the pit.  Peasants 

"Would have"... read the fucking words.. past tense... he totalled the fucker years ago.  Typical beemer driver, thick as fuck. Mostly shit sales reps these days.