Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 24 minutes ago, luke swarm said: that car is worth a lot more than the Dagenham cuntbin that I inherited from Mrs Swarm.......That cunt looks like that bloke who owns sports direct. It does actually look like that cunt, never realised before. Cheers. You cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Luke, do you accept that, in hindsight, you'd have been better off staying at home today? I don't think we've ever seen such a weakly padded, lame and poorly constructed nom. Sadly I agree...I should have followed your example and stayed at home,,,I cannot deny that the subject matter was weak but I am sure my top ten worse jobs yesterday was Dingsome in quality and had very little merit at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Gypps me old luvva, that woz North France, full of northern cunts. I am in S.W. France full of southern cunts. Fancy a goose ? I went to Toulon once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: its not that good....its only saving grace is that its not London. Why would anybody want to live in all that squalor Hey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I went to Toulon once. But you've never been to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: But you've never been to me... No. Any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: No. Any good? You better ask the wife. On second thoughts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 36 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You better ask the wife. On second thoughts... Yeah better not. Bit difficult getting into Broadmoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah better not. Bit difficult getting into Broadmoor. Into? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 18 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You better ask the wife. Well don't be rude Ding, give Gypps his name then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 25 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Well don't be rude Ding, give Gypps his name then Ben Dover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 On 8 June 2016 at 4:36 PM, luke swarm said: Just drove back home from a course in Stoke. It was raining which one would think is not uncommon in this great country at this time of year. I passed half a dozen of these motorway LED advice/warning signs....they advised that there is a queue ahead, then they advised that there is a queue after the next junction, then that there was surface water so caution (its raining by the way), then about ten miles from Wolves, they advised me that tiredness kills and that I should take a break. How on earth did they know that as I was feeling a bit weary due to having to listen to a pile of shite at this course all day. Now to be fair, there were queues but these were caused by imbeciles who slowed down to 20 MPH in anticipation of the queue thus creating even more queues when the reality was that the real queue had long since dissipated. We are turning this nation into a nation of sheep who need the most basic thing like, its raining so there might be water on the road.....trouble is that seeing the level of brain dead vacuous cunts with dead expressions on their faces out driving I can understand the reason for these explaining the obvious signage. But they are still cunts Excellent nomination school bully. I have my pet driving hates and this is indeed one of them. Did you know each sign is approx £1m to the tax payer to tell them it's raining, don't drink scotch, fasten your seat belt. By law the Highways England have to cover their arses in case coroners court says some brain dead Wolverhampton cunt could have lived and not died in that motorway pile up IF he had been TOLD it was raining !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 At the next junction, pull over into the outside lane, set fire to your shitty car and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, Rev said: At the next junction, pull over into the outside lane, set fire to your shitty car and fuck off. Que caution ahead......if you don't stop when all those cars infront of you stop, it will be 160ft of bent metal, broken glass and carnage You Fucking Dense Cunt ! now that's a sign worth seeing. Would liven up any dull trip to Stoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Evening, jazz, you strange creature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Now I'm Jazz! Take your fucking meds, spastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: That is epically funny !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Bubbles didn't seem to like it. The three seconds of effort it took to make it, two more than he's actually worth, almost seems wasted...almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Was this the view from your car whilst travelling on the interstate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Ape said: Was this the view from your car whilst travelling on the interstate? You really are extraordinarily thick, aren't you? It's a meme generated image, idiot. You, Bill, Luke and bubbsy are truly lost without decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 44 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You really are extraordinarily thick, aren't you? It's a meme generated image, idiot. You, Bill, Luke and bubbsy are truly lost without decs. Thanks for explaining that for me. So it's not from your car on the interstate then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You really are extraordinarily thick, aren't you? It's a meme generated image, idiot. That's a shame, I always wanted to see my name up in lights. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bubbles said: That's a shame, I always wanted to see my name up in lights. Idiot. Why don't you set fire to yourself then ? lol. You will probably cock that up so get some fucker to finish you off. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 13, 2016 Report Share Posted June 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why don't you set fire to yourself then ? lol. You will probably cock that up so get some fucker to finish you off. lol. Are you Wizardsleeve? It would explain a lot. Well, it would at least explain why you are both as equally humourless and idiotic as each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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