Guest CuntyMcCunterson Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Sexual fantasy not your strong suit? Why don't you just fuck her? or maybe she will beat you with her bitumen-filled hose, you NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 15, 2016 Report Share Posted June 15, 2016 Sexual fantasy is likely one of my strong suits actually, Cunty. However, fucking a "woman" with a hipster beard, an Adam's Apple and bollocks just doesn't get my meter ticking over. I favour mine being provably 100% female and unconscious, but preferably dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 On 15/06/2016 at 5:12 PM, Hokey Gingers said: Some beards are ok though. On 15/06/2016 at 6:09 PM, Rev said: "She'll" be "hot" after being beaten fucking senseless with a bitumen-filled length of hose, then drop-kicked into a fucking municipal incinerator. I definitely wouldn't fuck her, but I suspect there are many hundreds of footballist cunts that would. Is that George Best on the weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Is that George Best on the weekend? No it's Jason King..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: No it's Jason King..... Are you Joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 On 15 June 2016 at 6:49 AM, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my golf club with or without a beard. Fuck me Punk.....so they have taught chimps how to play pitch n put now have they. I bet you get stuck on the crazy windmill at hole 3 every round. Or do you like playing the back nine? I think golf is a proper cunts game.....you go up in my estimation. I bet you even wear Pringles jumpers and drive a cunts Mercedes. Top twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 On 15 June 2016 at 1:47 PM, DingTheRioja said: See below... Is this where I say that I prefer my women shaven?...no? fuck ya then! I say have a go, Prof isn't here to object, or bore you with it's nonsensical rantings equating shaving to noncing. What a twat that one is. Like this Charles Darwin first suggested possible evolutionary explanation of beards in his work The Descent of Man, which hypothesized that the process of sexual selection may have led to beards. Modern biologists have reaffirmed the role of sexual selection in the evolution of beards, concluding that there is evidence that a majority of females find men with beards more attractive than men without beards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 On 17 June 2016 at 0:26 AM, Punkape said: No it's Jason King..... No it's Callum Best with beard oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 4 hours ago, CockUp said: Charles Darwin first suggested possible evolutionary explanation of beards in his work The Descent of Man, which hypothesized that the process of sexual selection may have led to beards. Modern biologists have reaffirmed the role of sexual selection in the evolution of beards, concluding that there is evidence that a majority of females find men with beards more attractive than men without beards. How interesting is that. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 15 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Fuck me Punk.....so they have taught chimps how to play pitch n put now have they. I bet you get stuck on the crazy windmill at hole 3 every round. Or do you like playing the back nine? I think golf is a proper cunts game.....you go up in my estimation. I bet you even wear Pringles jumpers and drive a cunts Mercedes. Top twat. You're so working class..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 On 17 June 2016 at 0:26 AM, Punkape said: No it's Jason King..... Yet another Brown Hatter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 46 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Yet another Brown Hatter! Rubbish..... Jason always got the girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Rubbish..... Jason always got the girl. All I'll say is..... Gloucester bus station! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: All I'll say is..... Gloucester bus station! I'm talking about Jason King not Peter Wyngarde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: All I'll say is..... Gloucester bus station! With a truck driver. He's 87 now (fuck me, where does the time go?) and he looks uncannily like Gary Glitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: With a truck driver. He's 87 now (fuck me, where does the time go?) and he looks uncannily like Gary Glitter. I think he died a little while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I think he died a little while ago. I don't think so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't think so... 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't think so... Looks like I'm wrong... I thought I saw an obit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 20 hours ago, Punkape said: You're so working class..... Indeed you are wrong.... I hob nob with the upper class. I have elevated myself beyond the levels of having to play a round of golf with Terry and Kevin from marketing and accounts. I shoot with the landed gentry........usually peasants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 On 15 June 2016 at 5:12 PM, Hokey Gingers said: Some beards are ok though. I'd like to congratulate Conchita on winning the Eurovision Song Contest. The last time an Austrian with amusing facial hair made such a big impression across Europe was in 1939. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 This trend for beards is quite handy, it lets you spot cunts from a distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 On 20/06/2016 at 8:42 PM, deebom said: This trend for beards is quite handy, it lets you spot cunts from a distance. The bigger the beard, the bigger the cunt, and the safer distance you can spot the cunt from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 On 19 June 2016 at 1:41 AM, Punkape said: You're so working class..... Not since I won the euro millions....and bought some new slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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