Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 Nick Owen said on the telly that the roadworks at Worcester is going to be finished 3 months late, cos fucking badgers are in the way! Cant they just dig the fuckers up with a JCB? Is he taking the piss or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 I've got a mate with some terriers and a Bobcat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 37 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I've got a mate with some terriers and a Bobcat... Can't you just crawl down the sett and try and reason with them? I'm sure they'll welcome you with open arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 20 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Nick Owen said on the telly that the roadworks at Worcester is going to be finished 3 months late, cos fucking badgers are in the way! Cant they just dig the fuckers up with a JCB? Is he taking the piss or what? You need to improve your grammar and sentence construction if you are going to post on here regularly. Use of abreviated slang also clarifies your lowly status as a pleb or even a traveller background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I've got a mate with some terriers and a Bobcat... Most of your mates shove gerbils up each other's arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Most of your mates shove gerbils up each other's arses. Whereas you, a traditionalist and a golfer, stick to cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 4, 2016 Report Share Posted July 4, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Most of your mates shove gerbils up each other's arses. Fuck off you Lidl shopping, range rover sport owning, Canal street obsessed, gloryhole frequenting cunt. OP welcome to the site, get a fucking avatar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 9 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Can't you just crawl down the sett and try and reason with them? I'm sure they'll welcome you with open arms. You are confusing ding with Gurt. Ding is much more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You need to improve your grammar and sentence construction if you are going to post on here regularly. Use of abreviated slang also clarifies your lowly status as a pleb or even a traveller background. Abbreviated. Oh, the irony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Most of your mates shove gerbils up each other's arses. others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 I fucked a badger once Bitch gave me TB. Always wear a condom if you're doing the nasty with a badger ****************** That was a Public Information Notice - for anyone considering fucking a Badger 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 35 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I fucked a badger once Bitch gave me TB. Always wear a condom if you're doing the nasty with a badger ****************** That was a Public Information Notice - for anyone considering fucking a Badger How abstract and droll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Abbreviated. Oh, the irony. Irony is for irons. And poofs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 11 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Nick Owen said on the telly that the roadworks at Worcester is going to be finished 3 months late, cos fucking badgers are in the way! Cant they just dig the fuckers up with a JCB? Is he taking the piss or what? Racist cunt. Whats wrong with badgers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 47 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Racist cunt. Whats wrong with badgers? Badgers are not lovely, cuddly little animals. They are vicious killers that eviscerate hedgehogs. Hedgehogs eat slugs. Therefore, if you like badgers, you like slimy little horrible things. Like Spunkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 8 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Racist cunt. Whats wrong with badgers? They're basically just Diet Pandas - useless monochrome, smelly fuckers, not unlike Yorkshiremen. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: They're basically just Diet Pandas - useless monochrome, smelly fuckers, not unlike Yorkshiremen. I am not diet fuckall! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 59 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I am not diet fuckall! For once I agree with you, Dung. You are without doubt, a full-fat fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 20 hours ago, Punkape said: You need to improve your grammar and sentence construction if you are going to post on here regularly. Use of abreviated slang also clarifies your lowly status as a pleb or even a traveller background. At the risk of a spell in the cooler, the quality of noms from the newbies is fucking appalling, they are taking being a cunt to a whole new level, cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: For once I agree with you, Dung. You are without doubt, a full-fat fucking idiot. Oi bubs, I'm the only fat cunt on here!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bubba C said: For once I agree with you, Dung. You are without doubt, a full-fat fucking idiot. Predictable, if nothing else. 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: Oi bubs, I'm the only fat cunt on here!!!!! Yes you are, but I'm not a diet anything, diets are for idiots or medical necessity, neither of which are connected to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 21 hours ago, Punkape said: You need to improve your grammar and sentence construction if you are going to post on here regularly. Use of abreviated slang also clarifies your lowly status as a pleb or even a traveller background. The correct construction twatucks is post regularly on here; not post on here regularly, my name isn't regularly. Anyway, thanks for the kind welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 12 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: You are confusing ding with Gurt. Ding is much more of a cunt. Gurt could have interceded, brokered an arrangement, as prince of the sub-world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 I only clicked on this thread to see fucking badgers. Where are the fucking badgers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Up Sam's arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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