applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 6 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm already giggling. We've got the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 6 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It is a possibility. Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance I was going to add Bill Stickers to that but he's never had a job anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 I heard on the news that England are playing 3 spinners. I always thought they were Irish. I'll get me bodhran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance At least England finally saw sense and dropped him, it's like Adam Lyth being an Ashes winner where as players like Gough, Caddick, Thorpe and Atherton never won them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I heard on the news that England are playing 3 spinners. I always they were Irish. I'll get me bodhran They may as well have 11 spinners as it won't stop India ?? getting a first innings lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 This India innings is turning into a real cuntfest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 Good morning Apple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Oh dear. Is there another flurry of P45's about to let loose? Could well be, my target of making 2017 there has been dealt a huge blow but there could be a way out (for now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Good morning Apple! Need a few more wickets in the morning.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2016 Report Share Posted November 11, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Need a few more wickets in the morning.... I thought that you would be out on the razzle and chasing women on a friday night Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I thought that you would be out on the razzle and chasing women on a friday night Apple. Watching England hammer Scotland ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 On 10/11/2016 at 8:55 PM, Jiggerycock said: Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance I see we have a breakthrough this morning and India have now lost half their team, Australia all out for 85 in Tasmania but SA are wobbling in reply, shows that Australia aren't that good so hope for next winter ❄️ SA are now four down and still behind so as always Australia come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 On 10/11/2016 at 8:19 AM, Jiggerycock said: Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting Two wickets in the first hour, their bloke hit wicket, I remember Warne doing that at Edgbaston in 2005, a crucial moment in England winning that series and a Pakistan player doing it against England the following year, it was very bizarre and unfortunate dismissal. (First time in 14 years an Indian player has been out in that fashion) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 What a waste of a review ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 Into the Stokes innings now, if anyone can win this test it's India. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 12, 2016 Report Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Watching England hammer Scotland ? You're going out with Nicola Sturgeon! Good on you Apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 On 11/9/2016 at 7:16 AM, Snatch said: At least he's keeping his boring shit in the right thread. So that's a blessing. I think Apple is at home in a thread like this, one of the reasons i created it, to keep the boredom here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 8 hours ago, Fender777 said: I think Apple is at home in a thread like this, one of the reasons i created it, to keep the boredom here.. Job well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 17, 2016 Report Share Posted November 17, 2016 This one looks like going tits up and it's not yet the end of day one. We'll have to bat like bastards to escape with a draw, 'cos the Indians are going to be turning it square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 On 12/11/2016 at 7:23 AM, Lady Penelope said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 At last that Kohli bloke has finally gone, wrapping up this Indian tail is going to be a tall order though. Lose this which we will England can't win the series as they aren't going to win two and avoid defeat in the other or win all three. We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 On 10/11/2016 at 6:52 AM, Lady Penelope said: Good morning Apple .. how is your love life? There's a woman at work I like but she's with someone ? Consolation is that comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 On 15/11/2016 at 8:03 AM, Snatch said: Job well done. I see that Fender bloke is having digs at me (don't give a fuck really) I can't read anything he posts unless I'm offline. (Probably that dick that called himself BennyBlanco) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 18, 2016 Report Share Posted November 18, 2016 On 10/11/2016 at 8:55 PM, Jiggerycock said: Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance That useless prick Cook out already, the delivery snapped the off stump in half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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