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3 hours ago, Frank said:

I've always found that whenever a punter uses the word 'prick', they're hurting a little inside. It's quite unique in that way.. you know? You've been around long enough to take it on the chin.. nuts in.

Never show weakness, Olly. 

Get fucked.

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9 hours ago, Frank said:

I've always found that whenever a punter uses the word 'prick', they're hurting a little inside. It's quite unique in that way.. you know? You've been around long enough to take it on the chin.. nuts in.

Never show weakness, olly 

Oh, the irony.

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21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

There is a small number of people who happen to be equally adept with both hands.  You give them a pen, it doesn't matter which hand, they're going to put it to use.  They're just exceptionally fucking creepy.  

Alien cunts.

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On 14/08/2016 at 9:20 AM, Wizardsleeve said:

There is a small number of people who happen to be equally adept with both hands.  You give them a pen, it doesn't matter which hand, they're going to put it to use.  They're just exceptionally fucking creepy.  

Years ago I read something about James Garfield (20th US president), apparently he could write with both hands, at the same time, different letters in different languages...  I think it's somewhat an exaggeration, I've read elsewhere he could do the same letter at the same time in Greek & Latin...

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4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Years ago I read something about James Garfield (20th US president), apparently he could write with both hands, at the same time, different letters in different languages...  I think it's somewhat an exaggeration, I've read elsewhere he could do the same letter at the same time in Greek & Latin...

Sadly, that was probably the only talent he had. 

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5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Sadly, that was probably the only talent he had. 

Maybe, but that's still more talent than the last 20 presidents put together...

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