PANZER MURPHY Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 7 hours ago, Punkape said: I've been drinking the club Claret all afternoon after a heavyweight lunch...... Smoked salmon and prawn roulade Beef Wellington. Summer pudding and Jersey cream. Assorted northern organic cheeses. Loads of club claret..... lol. Fuck you. lol. Can imagine kerry katona crowing about this menu on an Iceland advert ..but anyway what ever makes ya happy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 11 hours ago, Punkape said: I've been drinking the club Claret all afternoon after a heavyweight lunch...... Smoked salmon and prawn roulade Beef Wellington. Summer pudding and Jersey cream. Assorted northern organic cheeses. Loads of club claret..... lol. Fuck you. lol. Is that all they had on the reduced shelf at aldi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 On 14/08/2016 at 3:57 PM, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Pile of shit the musical: the story of cunts corner, with songs and visuals by fwank. Starring :- Clint Eastwood as ape. Richard Wilson as bill stickers. Gerard Depardieu as withered scrote. Noel fielding as frank and his other ids. Bonnie Langford as mrs roops. Denise van Outen as camberwell gypsy. Ian Mckellern as wizardsleeve. Jeremy Clarkson as eddie. Paul Ross as punkape. Phil Jupitus as fatty. Andy Serkis as decimus. Samantha Fox as nob gobbler. Susan Boyle as profb. Roger Moore as admin. Tom Jones as cuntspotter. Arnold Schwarzenegger as panzerknacker. First song should be called kill yourself, you're new. Followed by Fuck off you're foreign. Van outen? I'm not a gobby blond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Van outen? I'm not a gobby blond. How about the one and only Kate Bush? Should have thought about that a bit more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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