Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 It seems there is nothing that cannot be made into a musical these days. I've just heard on the radio that Groundhog Day - The Musical will soon be ready for the stage. Fucking Groundhog Day. Shameless, money spinning cuntery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Cunts Corner, The Musical. One to look out for. Spunkape to be played by Tom Daley . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Still hiding in that fucking closet Apemong, you know damn well that you love a good musical, and i have heard you play a mean flute.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Still hiding in that fucking closet Apemong, you know damn well that you love a good musical, and i have heard you play a mean flute.. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! We should all take note of the masterful comedy in this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Pile of shit the musical: the story of cunts corner, with songs and visuals by fwank. Starring :- Clint Eastwood as ape. Richard Wilson as bill stickers. Gerard Depardieu as withered scrote. Noel fielding as frank and his other ids. Bonnie Langford as mrs roops. Denise van Outen as camberwell gypsy. Ian Mckellern as wizardsleeve. Jeremy Clarkson as eddie. Paul Ross as punkape. Phil Jupitus as fatty. Andy Serkis as decimus. Samantha Fox as nob gobbler. Susan Boyle as profb. Roger Moore as admin. Tom Jones as cuntspotter. Arnold Schwarzenegger as panzerknacker. First song should be called kill yourself, you're new. Followed by Fuck off you're foreign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! We should all take note of the masterful comedy in this post. Thank you, would you like your name on your autograph..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Thank you, would you like your name on your autograph..? I'd prefer your name on your headstone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: I'd prefer your name on your headstone. Just to let everyone know where to spit, and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Just to let everyone know where to spit, and shit. One from Fender's private collection... Tim Minchin is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Fuck me swiftly, it's cunts corner's very own Hinge and Bracket in Apeshitter & Minger. Are you sure you two aren't playing hide the sausage with each other..Minger you can reply first and then your boyfriend Apemong can have a go.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: One from Fender's private collection... Tim Minchin is a cunt. Cracking film CB, have you seen The Beast In Heat..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: One from Fender's private collection... Tim Minchin is a cunt. Throw a cheeky "hey" at the end of each line and you've got the second verse lyrics to "walnut head" Frank is a lazy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Cracking film CB, have you seen The Beast In Heat..? One of Batzella's finest. You have to watch it in the original Italian. La Bestia in Calore - makes it sound much classier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: One of Batzella's finest. You have to watch it in the original Italian. La Bestia in Calore - makes it sound much classier. I have the original Italian version (of Course) the same actress was in Private house of the SS, parading her Davy Crockett's hat between her legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 The latest news from the west end is that some old slapper has been kicked out of a performance of American Idiot for breast feeding her ten month old baby. Cue outrage from hysterical bearded feminists at the apparent sexism and discrimination involved in this case. For a start, what sort of stupid cunt would bring a ten month old baby to a theatre performance? Secondly, the last thing anyone wants after paying 60 quid for a west end ticket, is to hear some other cunt's child slurping and burping on the sagging tit of its thick as fucking pig shit mother. To make matters worse, the exhibitionist cunt involved is a single mother. Obviously no man can tolerate being in a relationship with some right-on, free bleeding, mad feminist fucking bitch, although, it might also have to do with the fact that she's an ugly ginger fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: The latest news from the west end is that some old slapper has been kicked out of a performance of American Idiot for breast feeding her ten month old baby. Cue outrage from hysterical bearded feminists at the apparent sexism and discrimination involved in this case. For a start, what sort of stupid cunt would bring a ten month old baby to a theatre performance? Secondly, the last thing anyone wants after paying 60 quid for a west end ticket, is to hear some other cunt's child slurping and burping on the sagging tit of its thick as fucking pig shit mother. To make matters worse, the exhibitionist cunt involved is a single mother. Obviously no man can tolerate being in a relationship with some right-on, free bleeding, mad feminist fucking bitch, although, it might also have to do with the fact that she's an ugly ginger fucking cunt. While researching this denser-than-a-neutron-star Aussie cunt ("I might sue, you know", well fuck me, what a surprise!) I happened upon something much more newsworthy. Helen Skelton's tits are all over the internet in a leaked topless sunbathing video from a few years ago. I should probably post a link on the Olympics thread, but I am currently somewhat distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 She does have the look of an outrage bus occupant about her Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 That didn't work very well.. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: That didn't work very well.. Lol. Useless twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Useless twat. I've been drinking the club Claret all afternoon after a heavyweight lunch...... Smoked salmon and prawn roulade Beef Wellington. Summer pudding and Jersey cream. Assorted northern organic cheeses. Loads of club claret..... lol. Fuck you. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I've been drinking the club Claret all afternoon after a heavyweight lunch...... Smoked salmon and prawn roulade Beef Wellington. Summer pudding and Jersey cream. Assorted northern organic cheeses. Loads of club claret..... lol. Fuck you. lol. Which translates to: A happy meal and Special Brew in the local park. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Assorted northern organic cheeses. Loads of club claret... So basically you've been noshing manky and Ding at a Blackpool crazy golf course all day then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: So basically you've been noshing manky and Ding at a Blackpool crazy golf course all day then? Enjoy your chips cunt. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Smoked salmon and prawn roulade Beef Wellington. Summer pudding and Jersey cream. Assorted northern organic cheeses. Should I be impressed? A handful of boring dishes from the 1976 Good Housekeeping annual? What sort of club serves this dated, mundane slop, and what sort of members are impressed by it? Delusional fuck-faces, apparently. This is what happens when you try and imagine what a posh existence is like, but your only source of inspiration is the tatty suitcase full of your dead mothers' possessions that you keep under the bed. Ooooh Beef Wellington? Meat shoved in a pastry case? Dead posh that eh? You are full of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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