Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: No, its for gays and idiots which is presumably why you like it so. I researched your golf club, do you know its a free club, they just charge you lots of money because they know you're cunt enough to pay it..no-one else does. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: We've got two fucking popes and thousands of cardinals and priests and that's more than enough fucking god botherers and pedos to go around. Cunts don't forget the Belgians and the Scottish isles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my club because you're a pleb and gay. Who in their right fucking mind would want to join your filthy scat club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 24 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Who in their right fucking mind would want to join your filthy scat club? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: Idiot. That maybe but you still haven't answered the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 hours ago, mothra said: I've often wondered how I would kick a cunt in... With elan, dear boy; with panache; and any other French nouns you can think of. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: With elan, dear boy; with panache; and any other French nouns you can think of. I would say with 'savoir faire' but I've never smoked French ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 44 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: That maybe but you still haven't answered the question. You need to pray to God to save your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You need to pray to God to save your soul. Peace be upon you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Peace be upon you Whenever I'm in a church and the vicar asks the congregation to offer each other a sign of peace, I do it. But while I'm saying "peace" I always think "fuck off you cunt." One day, that's going to backfire on me and I'll actually say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Whenever I'm in a church and the vicar asks the congregation to offer each other a sign of peace, I do it. But while I'm saying "peace" I always think "fuck off you cunt." One day, that's going to backfire on me and I'll actually say it. I am not welcome in my local church. Apparently sucking off the maire during communion is not an acceptable sign of peace here, but I got planning permission to build a gite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, scotty said: Whenever I'm in a church and the vicar asks the congregation to offer each other a sign of peace, I do it. But while I'm saying "peace" I always think "fuck off you cunt." One day, that's going to backfire on me and I'll actually say it. so what is the sign of peace then? V for Victory? Thumb and forefinger together and shake the hand gently sideways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 13 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: so what is the sign of peace then? V for Victory? Thumb and forefinger together and shake the hand gently sideways? My preferred method is to shake hands and maintain eye contact, while rifling through their pockets with my left hand. Works a treat, I usually walk out of the church showing a healthy profit. Then it's straight to the pub next door, there's always one near a church. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, scotty said: My preferred method is to shake hands and maintain eye contact, while rifling through their pockets with my left hand. Works a treat, I usually walk out of the church showing a healthy profit. Then it's straight to the pub next door, there's always one near a church. What happens if he has a sticky Kleenex in his pocket? Or a choir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 minute ago, mothra said: What happens if he has a sticky Kleenex in his pocket? Or a choir? Ratty, you offer a sign of peace to more than one person. Someone is sure to have some cash in their pockets, give it a try at the next funeral you go to. Trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Ratty, you offer a sign of peace to more than one person. Someone is sure to have some cash in their pockets, give it a try at the next funeral you go to. Trust me. Will do Scotto. These are dark times we are living in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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