Guest luke swarm Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: It says something for a shithole like this that an afternoon in Wetherspoons is a welcome relief from the reality lurking outside. I had the misfortune to visit Luton only 3 weeks ago to overnight before going to Berlin with Sleazyjet......I also had the misfortune to have my supper in Weatherspoons and even by their standards the food was fucking disgusting........its a fucking huge emporium that you could house an Army in but seems to have only 2 or 3 staff manning the bar.....in addition these minimal bar staff seem to have lost the ability to remember anyone's feature for more than 20 seconds as they have no sense of priority and simply serve in what can only be described as a random manner. On the bright side though, the interior of said drinking establishment was one of the only areas within this Caliphate of a city that was Burka and crocheted skullcap free. Luton, Horrible horrible place in summary..............Airport is total shit also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Don't worry, it already haunts me every fucking day. Still, we've all got a cross to bear...apart from the fact that you're not allowed to mention crosses in fucking Luton. Unless it's a cross marking your carotid artery so the huge majority of the cunts here can hack your head off. I'd much rather be called a cunt than mohammed. Autocoprophagous Bulgar (to quote the legendary Frank Muir). Can't disagree with any of it. And one of the widest dual carriageways is a 30mph limit. Cost me £60. Cunting Talivan cunts. Yes, I do expect a sympathy vote. The ONLY benefit of living in this shithole. It says something for a shithole like this that an afternoon in Wetherspoons is a welcome relief from the reality lurking outside. The very fact that you haven't yet killed yourself is testament to your fortitude. You're either mentally unstable or a glass half full kind of cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Mr Sube's neighbour say's that they are a lovely family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 44 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Don't worry, it already haunts me every fucking day. Still, we've all got a cross to bear...apart from the fact that you're not allowed to mention crosses in fucking Luton. Unless it's a cross marking your carotid artery so the huge majority of the cunts here can hack your head off. I'd much rather be called a cunt than mohammed. Autocoprophagous Bulgar (to quote the legendary Frank Muir). Can't disagree with any of it. And one of the widest dual carriageways is a 30mph limit. Cost me £60. Cunting Talivan cunts. Yes, I do expect a sympathy vote. The ONLY benefit of living in this shithole. It says something for a shithole like this that an afternoon in Wetherspoons is a welcome relief from the reality lurking outside. Your self-deprecating humour is a breath of fresh air. Don't ruin it by devolving into a thick racist. Would you be so kind as to get an avatar? It would help identify you and at a swift glance advise me to skip over your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 39 minutes ago, Bubba C said: It would help identify you and at a swift glance advise me to skip over your posts. Give the lad a chance Bubba.......don't go all Ding on him just yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 On 9/8/2016 at 8:15 PM, ThunderCunt said: Fuck wales Luke , i'm talking about SouthEast London...the place is an over the top multicultural cuntstack. I'm in Deptford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: I'm in Deptford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: I had the misfortune to visit Luton only 3 weeks ago to overnight before going to Berlin with Sleazyjet......I also had the misfortune to have my supper in Weatherspoons and even by their standards the food was fucking disgusting........its a fucking huge emporium that you could house an Army in but seems to have only 2 or 3 staff manning the bar.....in addition these minimal bar staff seem to have lost the ability to remember anyone's feature for more than 20 seconds as they have no sense of priority and simply serve in what can only be described as a random manner. On the bright side though, the interior of said drinking establishment was one of the only areas within this Caliphate of a city that was Burka and crocheted skullcap free. Luton, Horrible horrible place in summary..............Airport is total shit also. Frau Mothra likes the breakfasts but even she has to admit that the single slag mothers with their Ritalin deficient bastards, don't exactly smoke her bacon. As for Luton Mr Swarm, you are a silly person for going there, even if it was for the purpose of leaving there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: steady Deco. We don't need anti-rodentism on here. Have a racist biscuit to calm your nerves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 2 hours ago, deebom said: I'm in Deptford. I have probably seen you at some stage, i'm in Greenwich..we should meet up and get chinese eyes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 This is all getting a bit stormfront. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 22 hours ago, Decimus said: I've read all of those. They're good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 19 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I have probably seen you at some stage, i'm in Greenwich..we should meet up and get chinese eyes.. Nice part, or one of the shit parts? I cant be associating with cunts from the nice part, I have a reputation to uphold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 49 minutes ago, deebom said: Nice part, or one of the shit parts? I cant be associating with cunts from the nice part, I have a reputation to uphold... Shame really, we could have cruised on down to Frank's swanky place..to make sure the old hairy cunt was dead and then proceeded to get those chinese eyes at some unlicensed dive bar before a night of pinky...your loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Shame really, we could have cruised on down to Frank's swanky place..to make sure the old hairy cunt was dead and then proceeded to get those chinese eyes at some unlicensed dive bar before a night of pinky...your loss. Hardly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, deebom said: Hardly. Bollocks then..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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