Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Hideous scrawny grandmother Rosemary Ben - Allee was arrested upon landing at Liverpool airport. She was drunk and abusive to other passengers on board the Easyjet flight, calling them cunts. She has been fined and slapped with a community order. This is a gross miscarriage of justice and the magistrate is a cunt. Surely anybody flying with Easyjet is a cunt, as are all scousers. Withers, i hate to spray diarrhoea all over your parade, but what is the truth that hurts here? I hope your answer is truly excellent, and I've missed something hilarious hidden in plain view, in which case I shall apologise. Until then, you are a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 9 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Withers, i hate to spray diarrhoea all over your parade, but what is the truth that hurts here? I hope your answer is truly excellent, and I've missed something hilarious hidden in plain view, in which case I shall apologise. Until then, you are a cunt. You are an absolute cunt and it hurts you to admit it. Did you know Hunstanton henhouses have unlocked doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 15 hours ago, Decimus said: Je veux pisser. That fuck ugly mollusc-munching cunt looks like Ray Winstone playing the elephant man. One of the last things I want to see so soon after breakfast Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: You are an absolute cunt and it hurts you to admit it. Did you know Hunstanton henhouses have unlocked doors. Oh do they now. Maybe I'll pay them a visit- they'll love my cock- it's fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: You are an absolute cunt and it hurts you to admit it. Did you know Hunstanton henhouses have unlocked doors. Hang on, you distracted me with your chicken hints. What's this truth hurts shit? Or is it drunken nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 46 minutes ago, nocti said: That fuck ugly mollusc-munching cunt looks like Ray Winstone playing the elephant man. One of the last things I want to see so soon after breakfast Decs. He supposedly puts away 13 bottles of wine a day, so he's alright by me, Nocs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Louise Bauress, representing Ben-Allee, said her client had no previous convictions and had acted out-of-character. She said: “It is very sad that at 60 years of age she falls to lose her good name. She is a grandmother to four and is deeply ashamed to be before the courts today.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 56 minutes ago, Decimus said: He supposedly puts away 13 bottles of wine a day, so he's alright by me, Nocs. I hope it wasn't Pinot Grigio, otherwise that'd make him a girly poof... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I would wear Charlotte Church like a fucking coonskin cap. Er, she's not still 14, is she? She's probably still got webbed feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Decimus said: He supposedly puts away 13 bottles of wine a day, so he's alright by me, Nocs. A fair point there. That's inspiring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 On Friday, September 09, 2016 at 4:53 PM, Decimus said: Je veux pisser. It's getting more difficult to tell the difference between the stage show and the animated version of Shrek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I bet she's northern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 On 9/9/2016 at 0:21 PM, Manky said: Which stupid cunt gave a scouser a passport? In my Bible, The BhaghatMankySutra, it says that God gave us Liverpool accidentally when he had a hangover. To even it up he gave the French B.O. and the Welsh, Charlotte Church. I still would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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