ratcum Posted September 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Japes aplenty. But imagine what may transpire if you believed that a 'Sierra Leone' was a limited edition, classic Ford. You turn up to purchase it and instead of a well preserved 80s motor car, you find yourself presiding over a war torn region full of Africans trying to kill each other. fuckation! I think this might have happened to a mate of mine Authoritah. He saw an ad in Autotrader, went to check it out and came back with ebola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 16 hours ago, ratcum said: It's an example in biological classification called 'type species' where one species within a genus has all the classic attributes. Others species will have some of these but not a full set. They are therefore in the same Genus as Rattus rattus but a different species in their own right. Thus Rattus rattus is a rat's rat and Rattus norvegicus is an also ran. Gorilla gorilla is my fave. Frank is Turdus turdus Rattus rattus truly is a rat's rat. A thinking rat's rat. Other, lesser rats either want to be one, or be with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 On 17/09/2017 at 1:20 PM, Spanky said: Rattus rattus truly is a rat's rat. A thinking rat's rat. Other, lesser rats either want to be one, or be with one. He is actually Rattus norvegicus .. a common brown rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 18 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: He is actually Rattus norvegicus .. a common brown rat. Hah! What a loser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 On 17/09/2017 at 9:55 AM, Eric Cuntman said: Japes aplenty. But imagine what may transpire if you believed that a 'Sierra Leone' was a limited edition, classic Ford. You turn up to purchase it and instead of a well preserved 80s motor car, you find yourself presiding over a war torn region full of Africans trying to kill each other. I think you mean the Celine Dion XK130 Automatic. So there. Corrected yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I think you mean the Celine Dion XK130 Automatic. So there. Corrected yet again. Yes, that's what I said. The Satsuma Castanet XR4i Turbonutter Fanny Magnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, that's what I said. The Satsuma Castanet XR4i Turbonutter Fanny Magnet. Ah, but can you imagine if Rape Seed was the smear upon Diane Abbots encrusted gusset? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, that's what I said. The Satsuma Castanet XR4i Turbonutter Fanny Magnet. Its that why my minge twitches when a Jaguar E Type goes past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Its that why my minge twitches when a Jaguar E Type goes past? No Pen. That's high tension current created because the owner of the Jag' has failed to fit suppressors to the ignition coil and spark plugs. Plays havoc with analogue TV and radio signals too. Your ladylips are fine, don't worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No Pen. That's high tension current created because the owner of the Jag' has failed to fit suppressors to the ignition coil and spark plugs. Plays havoc with analogue TV and radio signals too. Your ladylips are fine, don't worry. Phew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Its that why my minge twitches when a Jaguar E Type goes past? The thought of your Quaker oats encrusted, Werther's Original stinking cunt makes me feel physically fucking sick. Never mention it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: The thought of your Quaker oats encrusted, Werther's Original stinking cunt makes me feel physically fucking sick. Never mention it again. I'm from Crewe so the oats are Mornflake .. peasant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: The thought of your Quaker oats encrusted, Werther's Original stinking cunt makes me feel physically fucking sick. Never mention it again. Steady on decs, you'll have roops typing out "misogynist" again. That said, her phone probably auto-suggests it by now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 minutes ago, scotty said: Steady on decs, you'll have roops typing out "misogynist" again. That said, her phone probably auto-suggests it by now. MORNFLAKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I'm from Crewe so the oats are Mornflake .. peasant! excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Spanky said: Hah! What a loser! I still get rat arsed occasionally, although it's not what it sounds like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I still get rat arsed occasionally, although it's not what it sounds like Do you have to put on your Gere for that, ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 To be blunt about it I have always seen Decs as the kind of man who would eat lumpy porridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: To be blunt about it I have always seen Decs as the kind of man who would eat lumpy porridge. But it's the only way to eat in Pen, less of course on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 12 hours ago, ratcum said: I still get rat arsed occasionally, although it's not what it sounds like Ah, but can you still cum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 6 hours ago, scotty said: Do you have to put on your Gere for that, ratty? Get the fuck off my thread you stunted chode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Ah, but can you still cum? nominative determinism lives on in the Rathaus celestial dwelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: nominative determinism lives on in the Rathaus celestial dwelling sounds good enough for any pesky varmint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 A while back I reported on the incidence of women with large chins. Before that it was big feet. Well in the last few days it's been birds with only one arm. On the tele, public transport, down our road etc. What in Huygens' wavelets is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: A while back I reported on the incidence of women with large chins. Before that it was big feet. Well in the last few days it's been birds with only one arm. On the tele, public transport, down our road etc. What in Huygens' wavelets is going on? It's a sign from God Ratty. "She who art blessed by stubby appendage shall for a time, roam the face of the Earth as a divine messenger, her ministry, shall herald the arrival of Valdez." Corinthians. Chapter 48, verse 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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