Guest Judas Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 With 2016 already a good year for the removal of annoying celebs, I hope the grim reaper has Babs on his must visit list. Although some cunts consider Barbara Windsor a ‘national treasure’, they couldn't be more wrong. The dirty old slag was a parking space for any violent 60's gangster including the sexually confused Krays twins who probably done the oompa loompa up her chocolate factory. She was shit in ever Carry On film, an ugly dwarf of a cunt with an annoying laugh. Now eastenders have killed the wig wearing midget off she is making a living in tacky Bingo adverts, can't this bald, spam headed, saggy titted mini freak just die and take Mary Berry with her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 10 minutes ago, Judas said: With 2016 already a good year for the removal of annoying celebs, I hope the grim reaper has Babs on his must visit list. Although some cunts consider Barbara Windsor a ‘national treasure’, they couldn't be more wrong. The dirty old slag was a parking space for any violent 60's gangster including the sexually confused Krays twins who probably done the oompa loompa up her chocolate factory. She was shit in ever Carry On film, an ugly dwarf of a cunt with an annoying laugh. Now eastenders have killed the wig wearing midget off she is making a living in tacky Bingo adverts, can't this bald, spam headed, saggy titted mini freak just die and take Mary Berry with her? Don't you like her then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Don't you like her then? No opinion really. My great grandfather used to shag her apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 I couldn't say that she's still sexually attractive because she never was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 The corner circa 2009 had a Kerry Catona's driver's thread. He claimed to have been up her middrift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Here stop messing abaaaht nyahahahaha. That's my other Barbara Windsor impression. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 21 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: The corner circa 2009 had a Kerry Catona's driver's thread. He claimed to have been up her middrift 2009? I was just a young gypsy dancing barefoot in a white dress round campfires in those days. Hang on....no sorry that was my uncle Gareth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here stop messing abaaaht nyahahahaha. That's my other Barbara Windsor impression. This 'written impressions' gig has definitely got legs (unlike Barbera Windsor who has two ham hocks dangling from her grundies). See if you can get this one: "Oooooh Betty! The cat done a whoopsie in my beret!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 I seem to remember that one of Bab's boyfinds used to like beating her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 36 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: This 'written impressions' gig has definitely got legs (unlike Barbera Windsor who has two ham hocks dangling from her grundies). See if you can get this one: "Oooooh Betty! The cat done a whoopsie in my beret!" Decimus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: No opinion really. My great grandfather used to shag her apparently That doesn't narrow it down much now does it? 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here stop messing abaaaht nyahahahaha. That's my other Barbara Windsor impression. What's the first? Or is that for a different website? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 She knew the Krays she did. As she always likes to remind us. Good old East End girl she is. That actually comes from a well to do family from the West End and whose Mother paid for her to have elocution lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, Snatch said: She knew the Krays she did. As she always likes to remind us. Good old East End girl she is. That actually comes from a well to do family from the West End and whose Mother paid for her to have elocution lessons. electrocution lessons would have been more appropriate in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 She married Ronnie Knight,a total villain and bellend who did blags then became a drug dealer and alcoholic. "Never harmed anyone did our Ron and a fine gentleman"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: She married Ronnie Knight,a total villain and bellend who did blags then became a drug dealer and alcoholic. "Never harmed anyone did our Ron and a fine gentleman"..... Bet he had AIDS as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: This 'written impressions' gig has definitely got legs (unlike Barbera Windsor who has two ham hocks dangling from her grundies). See if you can get this one: "Oooooh Betty! The cat done a whoopsie in my beret!" Samuel L Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Eeer cockney sparra. Horrible little cunts, and a dwarf as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Say what you like about her but she's still an eight pinter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 30 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Say what you like about her but she's still an eight pinter. 8 pints of what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 35 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Say what you like about her but she's still an eight pinter. 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: 8 pints of what ? Vodka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Vodka. Crack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 35 minutes ago, Punkape said: 8 pints of what ? Probably eight pints that Grolsch Kanon that we get over here that weighs in at 11.6%. How the fuck that stuff still passes a beer beats the hell out of me. More than three will hospitalize even the hardest of boozers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 What about Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Elizabeth Mountbatten-Windsor? Scrubs up well does that one and wears lovely shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Punkape said: She married Ronnie Knight,a total villain and bellend who did blags then became a drug dealer and alcoholic. "Never harmed anyone did our Ron and a fine gentleman"..... They all loved their mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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