Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 An absolute nightmare to drive through, lights in the wrong place and no proper filtering into the road that passes over Crewe station, possibly the second biggest cunt in Cheshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: An absolute nightmare to drive through, lights in the wrong place and no proper filtering into the road that passes over Crewe station, possibly the second biggest cunt in Cheshire. You spend a meaningful amount of time in Crewe? Just when I thought you couldn't be any more intolerable. You are the fucking cunt. Move to the first world, rather than living in that poverty stricken, bedsit-filled, peripheral fucking shit hole. Actually, don't. Stay in Crewe forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You spend a meaningful amount of time in Crewe? Just when I thought you couldn't be any more intolerable. You are the fucking cunt. Move to the first world, rather than living in that poverty stricken, bedsit-filled, peripheral fucking shit hole. Actually, don't. Stay in Crewe forever. Dario Gradi used to hire her to give motivational and inspirational speeches at Crewe Alexandra's training ground. That's why they've been fucking shit for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Dario Gradi used to hire her to give motivational and inspirational speeches at Crewe Alexandra's training ground. That's why they've been fucking shit for years. As long as this roundabout has an exit leading out of Crewe it's almost certainly not a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Pen, has your bedsit ever been featured on an episode of "999 what's your emergency?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 I know it's a long shot given the sheer volume of bedsits. You're probably more likely to win the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: You spend a meaningful amount of time in Crewe? Just when I thought you couldn't be any more intolerable. You are the fucking cunt. Move to the first world, rather than living in that poverty stricken, bedsit-filled, peripheral fucking shit hole. Actually, don't. Stay in Crewe forever. I have lived in Torquay for the past seven years .. Crewe is actually on one list as the top place to live in the uk and it is not surprising that it is on that list .. poor Punkie in his Colshaw farm Flat in Wilmslow is seathing with envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Don't fool yourself, pen. Old Punkers gets a new place every time it rains. He just goes to grab a new appliance box, and relocates under a new bridge or overpass. His scenery and view are constantly changing, unless he's the "pitcher" on any given night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 come on now. this is only a cunt because you've actually got to think and make a decision when you drive rather than blankly staring into your vanity mirror wondering what make-up to use to try and put a shine on that turd of a face you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Its on unfair that you single out this gyratory system for your ire....i feel that you should have stopped typing after the word Crewe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: An absolute nightmare to drive through, lights in the wrong place and no proper filtering into the road that passes over Crewe station, possibly the second biggest cunt in Cheshire. What the fuck is this fucking shit? You've plagiarised the roundabout section of my corking "Swindon" nom, added the zeitgeist of dec's surprisingly popular "Postwick Hub" nom, removed all humour and purpose when cunting the subject matter, and voila, produced a pile of shit. Awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What the fuck is this fucking shit? You've plagiarised the roundabout section of my corking "Swindon" nom, added the zeitgeist of dec's surprisingly popular "Postwick Hub" nom, removed all humour and purpose when cunting the subject matter, and voila, produced a pile of shit. Awful. Corking and zeitgeist...? Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What the fuck is this fucking shit? You've plagiarised the roundabout section of my corking "Swindon" nom, added the zeitgeist of dec's surprisingly popular "Postwick Hub" nom, removed all humour and purpose when cunting the subject matter, and voila, produced a pile of shit. Awful. Its still better than Recsam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 I have 14 uncles and aunties in Crewe. They range from late 50s to mid 70s. They all have children and grandchildren... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 12 hours ago, deebom said: I have 14 uncles and aunties in Crewe. They range from late 50s to mid 70s. They all have children and grandchildren... The roundabout by the Peacock is a cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 20 hours ago, Decimus said: Dario Gradi used to hire her to give motivational and inspirational speeches at Crewe Alexandra's training ground. That's why they've been fucking shit for years. OUTED!!!!! For the secret football fan you undoubtedly are!!! It's but a small (mincing) step from Dario Gradi's stewardship of Crewe Alexandra, to the rococo intricacies of the 'Catennacio' system favoured by the Italian sides of the 70's and 80's to felching your boyfriend in the showers after a successful 5-0 demolition of Ipswich Town!! You old poove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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