Guest Snatch Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: The Tatooed are discriminated against in the workplace and rightly so. Unless you think the BBC would be wrong not to employ a newsreader with a cobweb tatooed on his/her face... They could probably spell tattooed correctly though you spunk loving poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: They could probably spell tattooed correctly though you spunk loving poof. Is that how it's spelt ? You probably have several then you pleb. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Is that how it's spelt ? You probably have several then you pleb. Lol. Yes and they all say your golf club is for homosexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Never bothered with tattoos. .think they are fuckin awful lookin..I'm the only bloke in my gym that hasn't got any ..dumb bints get them for some reason. .remember I was doing this one a few weeks ago..and while kicking her back doors in i grabbed a fistful of her hair and tattooed on the back of her neck were two words...just breathe. ..silly cow. Shudda said no donuts or nil by mouth Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Yes and they all say your golf club is for homosexuals. We don't let them in but most especially we don't let oiks, peasants and riff-like you into our sort of club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: We don't let them in but most especially we don't let oiks, peasants and riff-like you into our sort of club. are you ever on door duty to prevent entry Pinky ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: are you ever on door duty to prevent entry Pinky ? Don't be ridiculous..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, luke swarm said: are you ever on door duty to prevent entry Pinky ? I don't think he'd ever prevent entry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 21 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was thinking of having a tattoo of King George V with my ***** hair as his beard Billy Connolly's already done it Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 You should get "cunt" tattooed on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 hours ago, luke swarm said: are you ever on door duty to prevent entry Pinky ? Don't be stupid. You don't access this sort of exclusive club through a door. Entry is strictly by the rear passage only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: I don't think he'd ever prevent entry. You would hasten the process then search for others to receive payment..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 8 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: More importantly, who the fuck censored that post? You or Ricky? I censored it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: I don't think he'd ever prevent entry. Now come on Snatch, admit it, that was a fucking cheap shot at getting a load of likes... ..have another... 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You should get "cunt" tattooed on your face. It's written all over it already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 On 24/09/2016 at 8:33 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Why do right wing cunts in this country have a problem with other cunts getting tattoos? The most honest right wing cunts just come right out with it: "I don't like seeing them". The less honest cunts pretend that they care about the employment chances of said tattoo'd cunt, but we all know right wing cunts don't care about anybody but themselves. My problem with British right wing cunts is that they tend to be socially conservative. They don't like tattoos, so they don't want any cunt to get them or to ever have to see some cunt with one. Petty, draconian cunts. Just let other folk live their lives. Maybe 50+ years ago the only cunts with tattoos were criminals, dock workers, dock worker criminals, sailors and homosexuals, but now every cunt seems to have them and they are no reliable indicator of socioeconomic or criminal status, unless the tattoo was obviously done by Big Alfie in D Wing using a guitar string and a charred chess set... If you have to ask that question you will never get it. Tattoos are like hoodies and cheap trainers. They are a sign of a very low uneducated perhaps criminal class that deliberately advertise the fact that they belong to that section of society. These are the antisocial cunts that fight in the street, piss in doorways, swear loudly in front of your granny and steal your car. They will beat you up if you reprimand them for there cuntish behaviour, they are cunts and should be disposed of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 9/25/2016 at 4:43 AM, nobgobbler said: You could have had "elastic" tattooed. It stretches, with the added benefit of one size fits all. Police reports say a cunt fitting his description, has that tattooed on his ringpiece, and is infecting every poof at the "book stores" in the seedier areas of Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Why do they use exactly the same colour ink to tattoo people whose skin tone may be a slightly different shade. I would use ivory or magnolia Indian ink if it was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 I have tattoos, though they are all my own designs, and if you dont like that, then fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 13 minutes ago, deebom said: I have tattoos, though they are all my own designs, and if you dont like that, then fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't expect to get into a an elite golf club then. Fuck off oik. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 21 minutes ago, deebom said: I have tattoos, though they are all my own designs, and if you dont like that, then fuck off. You do drugs, you have tattoos.... are you a male prostitute ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Don't expect to get into a an elite golf club then. Fuck off oik. How many holes are there on the crazy golf course at your club? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You do drugs, you have tattoos.... are you a male prostitute ? Do you tout for "business" by Manchester Piccadilly Station Punkie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you tout for "business" by Manchester Piccadilly Station Punkie? You slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You slag. Takes one to know one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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