Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 I made the mistake of listening to LBC radio last week. Some geriatric cunt was presenting, and old conservative cunts were endlessly ringing in to complain about tattoos on other cunts. To preface slightly, I don't have any tattoos. I've never found an image powerful enough for long enough to consider getting it drawn on my body for ever. Anyway... Why do right wing cunts in this country have a problem with other cunts getting tattoos? The most honest right wing cunts just come right out with it: "I don't like seeing them". The less honest cunts pretend that they care about the employment chances of said tattoo'd cunt, but we all know right wing cunts don't care about anybody but themselves. My problem with British right wing cunts is that they tend to be socially conservative. They don't like tattoos, so they don't want any cunt to get them or to ever have to see some cunt with one. Petty, draconian cunts. Just let other folk live their lives. Maybe 50+ years ago the only cunts with tattoos were criminals, dock workers, dock worker criminals, sailors and homosexuals, but now every cunt seems to have them and they are no reliable indicator of socioeconomic or criminal status, unless the tattoo was obviously done by Big Alfie in D Wing using a guitar string and a charred chess set... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 Tattoos are a way of expressing ones individuality and that one is different from everybody else. They can be and often are unique. However , they all share one commonalty, they are almost exclusively reserved for sad stupid cunts who think it expresses their individuality and that they are uniquely different from everybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 I was thinking of having a tattoo of King George V with my ***** hair as his beard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Tattoos are a way of expressing ones individuality and that one is different from everybody else. They can be and often are unique. However , they all share one commonalty, they are almost exclusively reserved for sad stupid cunts who think it expresses their individuality and that they are uniquely different from everybody else. So how many have you got Lucas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 11 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: ..........................unless the tattoo was obviously done by Big Alfie in D Wing using a guitar string and a charred chess set... How did you know alfie was incarcerated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was thinking of having a tattoo of King George V with my ***** hair as his beard Do you have a seventies welcome mat down there? I saw you more as a brazillian myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 11 hours ago, luke swarm said: Tattoos are a way of expressing ones individuality and that one is different from everybody else. They can be and often are unique. However , they all share one commonalty, they are almost exclusively reserved for sad stupid cunts who think it expresses their individuality and that they are uniquely different from everybody else. Exactly right Swarmers, after all 6,000,000 Jews can't be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 People having problems about people having problems with people having problems. Fuck off you fucking shit stain. You sound like that cunt from Tunbridge Wells. And, as well, you sound like the most intolerant cunt on here. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Exactly right Swarmers, after all 6,000,000 Jews can't be wrong. What's your problem? They are all individual (numbers).... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 12 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I made the mistake of listening to LBC radio last week. Some geriatric cunt was presenting, and old conservative cunts were endlessly ringing in to complain about tattoos on other cunts. To preface slightly, I don't have any tattoos. I've never found an image powerful enough for long enough to consider getting it drawn on my body for ever. Anyway... Why do right wing cunts in this country have a problem with other cunts getting tattoos? My problem with British right wing cunts is that they tend to be socially conservative. American right wing have no problems with tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Someone said the Chinese must be as clever as fuck to invent a full alphabet out of tattoos. I have 'Ludo' tattooed on my knob. It reminds me of a great holiday I once had but they couldn't fit all of Llandudno on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 No cunts with tattoos are allowed into my golf club apart from cleaners and kitchen staff and they are told to cover them up. The IQ of a the tatooed is obviously lower than those without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 10 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: So how many have you got Lucas ? just the one....its on Mrs Swarms ankle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: No cunts with tattoos are allowed into my golf club apart from cleaners and kitchen staff and they are told to cover them up. The IQ of a the tatooed is obviously lower than those without. you stupid fucking Inuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 23 minutes ago, Manky said: Someone said the Chinese must be as clever as fuck to invent a full alphabet out of tattoos. I have 'Ludo' tattooed on my knob. It reminds me of a great holiday I once had but they couldn't fit all of Llandudno on it. You could have had "elastic" tattooed. It stretches, with the added benefit of one size fits all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Tattoos look shit make you look common. Wait while you get old and they'll look stupid as well. Shit, common and stupid just like all the other "individuals". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was thinking of having a tattoo of King George V with my ***** hair as his beard What, yawning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 47 minutes ago, Hector said: People having problems about people having problems with people having problems. Fuck off you fucking shit stain. You sound like that cunt from Tunbridge Wells. And, as well, you sound like the most intolerant cunt on here. Prick. The Tatooed are discriminated against in the workplace and rightly so. Unless you think the BBC would be wrong not to employ a newsreader with a cobweb tatooed on his/her face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was thinking of having a tattoo of King George V with my ***** hair as his beard From what I've heard about your foliage, you'd get a better likeness with a tattoo of Don King. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: From what I've heard about your foliage, you'd get a better likeness with a tattoo of Don King. I should think it looks like a Tina Turner wig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: The IQ of a the tatooed is obviously lower than those without. You must be covered in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: You must be covered in them. He's got a penis tattooed over his mangina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 15 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I was thinking of having a tattoo of King George V with my ***** hair as his beard More importantly, who the fuck censored that post? You or Ricky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 People with Chinese symbol tattoos don't realise what they actually mean. "I am a thick cunt" written all over their arms (probably) I've also noticed a few twats with "Respect" tattood on their necks. What the fuck's that all about? The cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Degenerategambler said: I've also noticed a few twats with "Respect" tattood on their necks. What the fuck's that all about? The cunts. Respect.....it a special code DG.......it means they are a operative of Spectre. Don't mess with them, they are as hard a nails these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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