Guest Gurt Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 Dirty fucking cunts. The toilet at chez untermench looks like someone has spread it with Nutella and no mater how many cans of spesh I use to fuel my yellow laser-beam, I can't seem to piss the shit scabs off. To Frank pissing off the skiddies is just reversing his splattered y-fronts. looks like a bus has been doing hand brake turns in the bog. Punky, are you currently ball gagged or are you still available for porcelain licking duties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 8 hours ago, Gurt said: Dirty fucking cunts. The toilet at chez untermench looks like someone has spread it with Nutella and no mater how many cans of spesh I use to fuel my yellow laser-beam, I can't seem to piss the shit scabs off. To Frank pissing off the skiddies is just reversing his splattered y-fronts. looks like a bus has been doing hand brake turns in the bog. Punky, are you currently ball gagged or are you still available for porcelain licking duties? You wont get Pinkape for that kind of contract this late in the year Gurty.......Cheshire council beat you to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 12 hours ago, Gurt said: Dirty fucking cunts. The toilet at chez untermench looks like someone has spread it with Nutella and no mater how many cans of spesh I use to fuel my yellow laser-beam, I can't seem to piss the shit scabs off. To Frank pissing off the skiddies is just reversing his splattered y-fronts. looks like a bus has been doing hand brake turns in the bog. Punky, are you currently ball gagged or are you still available for porcelain licking duties? Pile of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 14 hours ago, Gurt said: Dirty fucking cunts. The toilet at chez untermench looks like someone has spread it with Nutella and no mater how many cans of spesh I use to fuel my yellow laser-beam, I can't seem to piss the shit scabs off. To Frank pissing off the skiddies is just reversing his splattered y-fronts. looks like a bus has been doing hand brake turns in the bog. Punky, are you currently ball gagged or are you still available for porcelain licking duties? Made me laugh so fuck you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Pile of shit Smears scrote. I expect you are used to shitting into a hole in the floor you filthy French fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Gurt said: Smears scrote. I expect you are used to shitting into a hole in the floor you filthy French fucker. Why ruin a perfectly good floor by cutting a hole in it. I shit on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 18 hours ago, Gurt said: Dirty fucking cunts. The toilet at chez untermench looks like someone has spread it with Nutella and no mater how many cans of spesh I use to fuel my yellow laser-beam, I can't seem to piss the shit scabs off. To Frank pissing off the skiddies is just reversing his splattered y-fronts. looks like a bus has been doing hand brake turns in the bog. Punky, are you currently ball gagged or are you still available for porcelain licking duties? You should train your AIDS ridden rentboys to aim straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 I've heard that shit stains are particularly stubborn when mixed with spunk. I think we need an expert to corroborate the suggestion. Over to you Pinkyape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Punkapes shits are pure white because of all the man fat deposited in both ends of his digestive tract and therefore his skids are hard to spot in your average w.c. Isn't that right spunkgape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 (edited) You could always get yourself one of those shit brown WC pans that were everso popular in the 70's. I prefer to save all my shits for when I'm at work and getting paid £7.20 an hour to empty my bowels. Edited September 28, 2016 by Drew P Pissflaps s kiddy keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 26 minutes ago, Gurt said: Punkapes shits are pure white because of all the man fat deposited in both ends of his digestive tract and therefore his skids are hard to spot in your average w.c. Isn't that right spunkgape? It's true - he's like a fucking cream shitting seagull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 44 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's true - he's like a fucking cream shitting seagull. Have you opened your first packet yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Judas said: Have you opened your first packet yet? Second (beef monster munch). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Second (beef monster munch). Fat idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 8 hours ago, Bubba C said: Fat idiot. I'm as fit as a fiddle bubba, sleek as a panther, a crisp eating predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 9/27/2016 at 6:39 PM, Gurt said: Dirty fucking cunts. The toilet at chez untermench looks like someone has spread it with Nutella and no mater how many cans of spesh I use to fuel my yellow laser-beam, I can't seem to piss the shit scabs off. To Frank pissing off the skiddies is just reversing his splattered y-fronts. looks like a bus has been doing hand brake turns in the bog. Punky, are you currently ball gagged or are you still available for porcelain licking duties? Gurt, I think you will find that in time, and with enough flushes, water will take care of the problem. If it can carve through stone and create gorges and canyons with running water, I'm quite certain that the little punkapes clinging to the pan will eventually be banished from the kingdom, screaming as the circle the drain, about to get pulled under for the last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 On 28 September 2016 at 8:38 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's true - he's like a fucking cream shitting seagull. When he drops one it's like someone stamping on a squeeze bottle of Helmans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 Toxic drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 3, 2016 Report Share Posted October 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: When he drops one it's like someone stamping on a squeeze bottle of Helmans. Or a spunk filled ballbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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