Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 It's ruining the work place, politics and the world in general. Idiots replacing idiots according to birth. Luckily my father ran his own business and I took it over after university so it does not affect me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 I always had you down as a bastard. You also sound like the sort of ponce who got a 2/2 in their BA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I always had you down as a bastard. You also sound like the sort of ponce who got a 2/2 in their BA. And you sound like a ponce who failed his 11+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Its gonna be a long night with shit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Its gonna be a long night with shit like this. Fucking hell I agree with a Frenchman, that feels strange! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Its gonna be a long night with shit like this. Agreed, give it a little while and Quincy coke head will appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 44 minutes ago, Judas said: It's ruining the work place, politics and the world in general. Idiots replacing idiots according to birth. Luckily my father ran his own business and I took it over after university so it does not affect me. I think we can all agree that nepotism is a cunt. The secret DNA tests that suggest you are, in fact, Spunkapes bum baby are known to be reliable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Some stupid wee cunt at my work has apparently been whining endlessly, because his Dad is in a senior position elsewhere in the business and 'My Dad said I should do this' and 'My Dad said I will get this'. The cunt looks like a 12 year old who borrowed his Dad's suit. When you approach your late teens it ceases to be acceptable to live vicariously through the achievements of your parents, so somebody needs to tell this wee cunt the deal. Preferably by kicking him down some stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I think we can all agree that nepotism is a cunt. The secret DNA tests that suggest you are, in fact, Spunkapes bum baby are known to be reliable. It would be interesting tracing your DNA, a ginger northerner with hatred of the Welsh and trade union tenancies. Maybe your mother done Neil kinnock and was left holding the troglodyte baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: I think we can all agree that nepotism is a cunt. The secret DNA tests that suggest you are, in fact, Spunkapes bum baby are known to be reliable. Partly true, but it is a known scientific fact that there is no DNA in urine or stomach gases. As both Punkape and Judas are full of wind and piss, such tests would be inconclusive surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, witheredscrote said: Partly true, but it is a known scientific fact that there is no DNA in urine or stomach gases. As both Punkape and Judas are both full of wind and piss, such tests would be inconclusive surely. Fucking epic post, you French cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Partly true, but it is a known scientific fact that there is no DNA in urine or stomach gases. As both Punkape and Judas are full of wind and piss, such tests would be inconclusive surely. The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-u-i and not w-e-e. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Judas said: It would be interesting tracing your DNA, a ginger northerner with hatred of the Welsh and trade union tenancies. Maybe your mother done Neil kinnock and was left holding the troglodyte baby? Your reading of the human character means I must give you 10/10, for being so totally wrong and so far off the mark you will meet yourself around the back. My union plans would include the words, Gulag, Arbeit Macht Frei, any last requests and get back to work you lazy doctors/tube drivers etc.etc. Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 minutes ago, Manky said: Your reading of the human character means I must give you 10/10, for being so totally wrong and so far off the mark you will meet yourself around the back. My union plans would include the words, Gulag, Arbeit Macht Frei, any last requests and get back to work you lazy doctors/tube drivers etc.etc. Thick cunt. My mistake, a working class northerner, manual worker I wager, is against unions. Obviously you're not thick at all, is your job unskilled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Judas said: My mistake, a working class northerner, manual worker I wager, is against unions. Obviously you're not thick at all, is your job unskilled? I am not a manual worker nor am I blue collar I did an apprenticeship in my job but I am not a tradesman. I despise unions although I am a member of one. I am proud to be a riddle wrapped in a paradox, wrapped in an enigma. So fuck off mongy bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Judas said: It's ruining the work place, politics and the world in general. Idiots replacing idiots according to birth. Luckily my father ran his own business and I took it over after university so it does not affect me. well you are one of the lucky ones Judas.....you will never know the insecurity most of us are feeling in the current political regime...you should thank your stars that your dad was a successful entrepreneur with his own Dixie Chicken Shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I despise unions although I am a member of one. Obviously a cowardly cunt who joins a union due to peer pressure. A snake if you will. Why don't you renounce the union and show your true colours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: I am not a manual worker nor am I blue collar I did an apprenticeship in my job but I am not a tradesman. I despise unions although I am a member of one. I am proud to be a riddle wrapped in a paradox, wrapped in an enigma. So fuck off mongy bollocks. Busted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Busted Unfortunately it appears manky attempted to serve an apprenticeship but did not gain a trade. I would love to know why he failed to see it through . Still he is a member of a union that will protect him should the management go after him. At least he did not buy in to the sun newspapers campaign and media propaganda that unions are all left wing loonies eh Manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Judas said: Unfortunately ir appears manky served an apprenticeship but did not gain a trade. I would love to know why he failed his apprenticeship. Still he is a member of a union that will protect him should the management go after him. Hairdressers do apprenticeships. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Hairdressers do apprenticeships. Just saying. I very much doubt that they would accept gingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Hairdressers do apprenticeships. I'm pretty sure I've got that on laser disk somewhere. No, wait, that's Debbie does Dallas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 21 minutes ago, Judas said: Obviously a cowardly cunt who joins a union due to peer pressure. A snake if you will. Why don't you renounce the union and show your true colours? Not at all. Over 100 at work and 10% union membership. It is needed to counter the rather thick but ambitious young management class who are back stabbers par excellence. I will not start Jezza's socialist uprising this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Judas said: I very much doubt that they would accept gingers. Au contraire, my pedigree chum. Manky Clarke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Judas Posted September 28, 2016 Report Share Posted September 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Not at all. Over 100 at work and 10% union membership. It is needed to counter the rather thick but ambitious young management class who are back stabbers par excellence. I will not start Jezza's socialist uprising this week. Imagine if all 100 of you divs were members. You would actually have a voice, management may even be promoted from within, rather from the next graduate with a 2:2 and no experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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