Guest JackoTC Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm not sure I know anymore, EC. I'm a very bitter and jealous man, and I can't stand to see others more successful than me. It's probably best if you just ignore me until I work out my issues. Congratulations on your achievements. Well said Deco. I admire your candour. A crisp £50 note from my recent success is winging its way to Norwich as we speak. 7 hours ago, Eddie said: That's fuck all, look at my imaginary wad Ed ? What's happened here. You have quite obviously turned Francois against you. You could have been a great. A messiah, if you will, for the Corner. Right up there with myself and MikeD. (and a sober, STD free Frank) 7 hours ago, Frank said: Stupid cunt. Sometimes you'll flow with several semi-amusing posts.. albeit contrived or lifted from my back catalogue, only to then post this fucking awful child-like cheap bawsey shit. Dope. For fuck sake Francois, leave him alone. Its like kicking a puppy for shitting the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 minute ago, JackoTC said: Well said Deco. I admire your candour. A crisp £50 note form my recent success in winging its way to Norwich as we speak. I lied about Norwich, Jackers. I'm not sure why, I guess I just wanted to be glamorous. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: I lied about Norwich, Jackers. I'm not sure why, I guess I just wanted to be glamorous. Sorry. I don't blame you at all. Who wouldn't be drawn to the pleasing lines of the endless ring road, or the aurora like evening light, emanating from the junkie's crack pipes in Anglia Square. Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 54 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Well said Deco. I admire your candour. A crisp £50 note from my recent success is winging its way to Norwich as we speak. Ed ? What's happened here. You have quite obviously turned Francois against you. You could have been a great. A messiah, if you will, for the Corner. Right up there with myself and MikeD. (and a sober, STD free Frank) For fuck sake Francois, leave him alone. Its like kicking a puppy for shitting the carpet. Franks right I've lost it, I'm waiting in Lincolns inn fields for a ghost walk with derek ochoa, just to get my end away later. Pitiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 You're just in a slump, Edders! Just like Frank, you too can get yourself sorted out, and get back to form. I believe that about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 47 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You're just in a slump, Edders! Just like Frank, you too can get yourself sorted out, and get back to form. I believe that about you. Maybe a quick fiddle too if you play your cards right...nudge....nudge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: You're just in a slump, Edders! Just like Frank, you too can get yourself sorted out, and get back to form. I believe that about you. No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam, the cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Eddie said: No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam, the cunt I've seen this cunt live, Edders, see my summary of it below. Did he pull his King Edward act? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 21 minutes ago, Eddie said: No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam, the cunt Well, if you're going to go, would you strap a bomb to your torso and take Punkape with you? I'd much rather see Punky go horribly and alone....but you could see to it the job gets done properly. They'd name buildings and villages after you. Statues and shrines erected across the country, children writing notes to you asking for treats and toys!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Well, if you're going to go, would you strap a bomb to your torso and take Punkape with you? I'd much rather see Punky go horribly and alone....but you could see to it the job gets done properly. They'd name buildings and villages after you. Statues and shrines erected across the country, children writing notes to you asking for treats and toys!!! You fucking socialist creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 So I've been thinking about a solution to the original problem in this post. Block ALL of the toilets one day and observe your collogues during the day. Whoever is MOST pissed off about the toilets being out of order is probably your guy - he'll most likely have severe constipation due to his toilet-killing stool so he will be slowed and weakened - leaving him perfectly vulnerable to the righteous justice you want to bestow upon him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam, the cunt Run towards the light Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Run towards the light Eddie. Quince I walked around Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body. Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Quince I walked around Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body. Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. Whilst I won't go for the cheap gag about men latching onto you in the park, I will say this, what the fuck were you thinking? Edited October 28, 2016 by Bubba C That Sam fella sounds a cunt, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: Quince I walked around Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body. Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. It's probably going to get worse, have you seen the list of members online? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Quince I walked around Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body. Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. Why the deuce were you attending this quorum of qunts? Are you some sort of Japanese tourist? No doubt there's a reasonable explanation. I hope you did not pay money for this fucking gash fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: It's probably going to get worse, have you seen the list of members online? Ahem. Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Why the deuce were you attending this quorum of qunts? Are you some sort of Japanese tourist? No doubt there's a reasonable explanation. I hope you did not pay money for this fucking gash fest. 20 quid a ticket, 30 people per group and 3 shows a night so a measly 1800 quid to share between all the cunts. Friday night ruined all because of a women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: 20 quid a ticket, 30 people per group and 3 shows a night so a measly 1800 quid to share between all the cunts. Friday night ruined all because of a women. What. The. Fuck. Would you like to buy some magic beans Eddie? Only, er, 1800 quid. That is not a good explanation. Why is this because of some tart exactly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What. The. Fuck. Would you like to buy some magic beans Eddie? Only, er, 1800 quid. That is not a good explanation. Why is this because of some tart exactly? The dozy bint is a spiritualist but way out of my league. I told her when I was a child I see my recently passed great grandmother at the foot of my bed on the day of her funeral. This lie lead to others and before I knew it I agreed to this shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It's probably going to get worse, have you seen the list of members online? Ding, I'm actually quite fond of you these days. You've entered the fray tonight with all guns blazing and haven't disgraced yourself once. There's too much water under the bridge for me to ever consider you being the Watson to my Holmes, but I genuinely do think of you as being the Lenny to my George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: The dozy bint is a spiritualist but way out of my league. I told her when I was a child I see my recently passed great grandmother at the foot of my bed on the day of her funeral. This lie lead to others and before I knew it I agreed to this shit. You are trying to fuck some bird, who is into that shit? She'd better be good. I can't imagine it being worth it, having to listen to that shit. It sounds very very sordid- you lying through your teeth and nodding agreeably at her drivel, and she lying through her teeth about this drivel, probably laughing at your gullibility. Have you seen Gurts school band footage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ahem. Ding. Yes, you. 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, I'm actually quite fond of you these days. You've entered the fray tonight with all guns blazing and haven't disgraced yourself once. There's too much water under the bridge for me to ever consider you being the Watson to my Holmes, but I genuinely do think of you as being the Lenny to my George. There was no chance of me disgracing myself, I was sober. As for Lenny and George, don't try getting all literary on here, there's probably only 3 people who'd have a clue what you're on about without resorting to google... and the answer's no, you have associated yourself with Bill, therefore you are an untouchable, but not in the gangster sense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, I'm actually quite fond of you these days. You've entered the fray tonight with all guns blazing and haven't disgraced yourself once. There's too much water under the bridge for me to ever consider you being the Watson to my Holmes, but I genuinely do think of you as being the Lenny to my George. Like a retard winning the special olympics, ding has his moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yes, you. There was no chance of me disgracing myself, I was sober. As for Lenny and George, don't try getting all literary on here, there's probably only 3 people who'd have a clue what you're on about without resorting to google... and the answer's no, you have associated yourself with Bill, therefore you are an untouchable, but not in the gangster sense... Ding, take the rest of the week off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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