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Guest JackoTC
9 hours ago, Decimus said:

I'm not sure I know anymore, EC. I'm a very bitter and jealous man, and I can't stand to see others more successful than me. It's probably best if you just ignore me until I work out my issues. Congratulations on your achievements.

Well said Deco. I admire your candour. A crisp £50 note from my recent success is winging its way to Norwich as we speak.

7 hours ago, Eddie said:

That's fuck all, look at my imaginary wad

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Ed ? What's happened here. You have quite obviously turned Francois against you. You could have been a great. A messiah, if you will, for the Corner. Right up there with myself and MikeD. (and a sober, STD free Frank)

7 hours ago, Frank said:

Stupid cunt. Sometimes you'll flow with several semi-amusing posts.. albeit contrived or lifted from my back catalogue, only to then post this fucking awful child-like cheap bawsey shit. 

Dope. 

For fuck sake Francois, leave him alone. Its like kicking a puppy for shitting the carpet.

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Just now, Decimus said:

I lied about Norwich, Jackers. I'm not sure why, I guess I just wanted to be glamorous. Sorry.

I don't blame you at all. Who wouldn't be drawn to the pleasing lines of the endless ring road, or the aurora like evening light, emanating from the junkie's crack pipes in Anglia Square. Beautiful.  

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54 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

Well said Deco. I admire your candour. A crisp £50 note from my recent success is winging its way to Norwich as we speak.

Ed ? What's happened here. You have quite obviously turned Francois against you. You could have been a great. A messiah, if you will, for the Corner. Right up there with myself and MikeD. (and a sober, STD free Frank)

For fuck sake Francois, leave him alone. Its like kicking a puppy for shitting the carpet.

Franks right I've lost it, I'm waiting in Lincolns inn fields for a ghost walk with derek ochoa, just to get my end away later. Pitiful 

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1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You're just in a slump, Edders!  Just like Frank, you too can get yourself sorted out, and get back to form.  I believe that about you.   

No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam,  the cunt 

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21 minutes ago, Eddie said:

No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam,  the cunt 

Well, if you're going to go, would you strap a bomb to your torso and take Punkape with you?  

I'd much rather see Punky go horribly and alone....but you could see to it the job gets done properly.  They'd name buildings and villages after you.  Statues and shrines erected across the country, children writing notes to you asking for treats and toys!!!  

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Well, if you're going to go, would you strap a bomb to your torso and take Punkape with you?  

I'd much rather see Punky go horribly and alone....but you could see to it the job gets done properly.  They'd name buildings and villages after you.  Statues and shrines erected across the country, children writing notes to you asking for treats and toys!!!  

You fucking socialist creep. 

 

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So I've been thinking about a solution to the original problem in this post. Block ALL of the toilets one day and observe your collogues during the day. Whoever is MOST pissed off about the toilets being out of order is probably your guy - he'll most likely have severe constipation due to his toilet-killing stool so he will be slowed and weakened - leaving him perfectly vulnerable to the righteous justice you want to bestow upon him. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Eddie said:

No I'm finished, I wasn't joking about the ghost walk. Derek was truly fucking awful even with the help of his spirit guide Sam,  the cunt 

Run towards the light Eddie. 

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23 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Run towards the light Eddie. 

Quince I walked around  Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. 

Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body.

Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. 

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3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Quince I walked around  Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. 

Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body.

Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. 

Whilst I won't go for the cheap gag about men latching onto you in the park, I will say this, what the fuck were you thinking? 

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That Sam fella sounds a cunt, too
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2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Quince I walked around  Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. 

Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body.

Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. 

It's probably going to get worse, have you seen the list of members online?

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1 minute ago, Eddie said:

Quince I walked around  Lincolns inn fields, witnessed the terrifying sight of a dummy hanging from a tree and a cloaked monk. 

Derek pick me out of a crowd of 30 as Sam his spirit guide advised him a bad entity had latched on to me in the park. Not to worry Derek banished that spirit away with the phrase I command thee, I demand thee leave this body.

Probably the worst Friday night ever bar fucking none. 

Why the deuce were you attending this quorum of qunts? Are you some sort of Japanese tourist? No doubt there's a reasonable explanation. I hope you did not pay money for this fucking gash fest.

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11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Why the deuce were you attending this quorum of qunts? Are you some sort of Japanese tourist? No doubt there's a reasonable explanation. I hope you did not pay money for this fucking gash fest.

20 quid a ticket, 30 people per group and 3 shows a night so a measly 1800 quid to share between all the cunts. Friday night ruined all because of a women. 

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Just now, Eddie said:

20 quid a ticket, 30 people per group and 3 shows a night so a measly 1800 quid to share between all the cunts. Friday night ruined all because of a women. 

What. The. Fuck.

Would you like to buy some magic beans Eddie? Only, er, 1800 quid.

That is not a good explanation. Why is this because of some tart exactly?

 

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2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

What. The. Fuck.

Would you like to buy some magic beans Eddie? Only, er, 1800 quid.

That is not a good explanation. Why is this because of some tart exactly?

 

The dozy bint is a spiritualist but way out of my league. I told her when I was a child I see my recently passed great grandmother at the foot of my bed on the day of her funeral. This lie lead to others and before I knew it I agreed to this shit. 

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30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

It's probably going to get worse, have you seen the list of members online?

Ding, I'm actually quite fond of you these days. You've entered the fray tonight with all guns blazing and haven't disgraced yourself once.

There's too much water under the bridge for me to ever consider you being the Watson to my Holmes, but I genuinely do think of you as being the Lenny to my George.

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19 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The dozy bint is a spiritualist but way out of my league. I told her when I was a child I see my recently passed great grandmother at the foot of my bed on the day of her funeral. This lie lead to others and before I knew it I agreed to this shit. 

You are trying to fuck some bird, who is into that shit? She'd better be good. I can't imagine it being worth it, having to listen to that shit. It sounds very very sordid- you lying through your teeth and nodding agreeably at her drivel, and she lying through her teeth about this drivel, probably laughing at your gullibility. Have you seen Gurts school band footage?

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Guest DingTheRioja
10 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Ahem. Ding. 

Yes, you.

9 hours ago, Decimus said:

Ding, I'm actually quite fond of you these days. You've entered the fray tonight with all guns blazing and haven't disgraced yourself once.

There's too much water under the bridge for me to ever consider you being the Watson to my Holmes, but I genuinely do think of you as being the Lenny to my George.

There was no chance of me disgracing myself, I was sober. 

As for Lenny and George, don't try getting all literary on here, there's probably only 3 people who'd have a clue what you're on about without resorting to google...  and the answer's no, you have associated yourself with Bill, therefore you are an untouchable, but not in the gangster sense...

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10 hours ago, Decimus said:

Ding, I'm actually quite fond of you these days. You've entered the fray tonight with all guns blazing and haven't disgraced yourself once.

There's too much water under the bridge for me to ever consider you being the Watson to my Holmes, but I genuinely do think of you as being the Lenny to my George.

Like a retard winning the special olympics, ding has his moments. 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Yes, you.

There was no chance of me disgracing myself, I was sober. 

As for Lenny and George, don't try getting all literary on here, there's probably only 3 people who'd have a clue what you're on about without resorting to google...  and the answer's no, you have associated yourself with Bill, therefore you are an untouchable, but not in the gangster sense...

Ding, take the rest of the week off.

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