Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 What complete and utter fucking cunts! Had a brief run up with one of these bastards recently, and the fucking gormless bastard is a bit worse for the encounter. My wife and I both asked him, with the utmost politeness and respect, to let us pass, and he just kept up with his shite. My wife landed a knee in the cunt's fucking balls, and he fell like a stone! What motivates these arse bandits to commit acts of such profound buggery that everybody feels compelled to perform acts of violence against them? Why do they never take the friendly advice of fuck off to heart, and save themselves the daily physical abuse, they must certainly endure? How can we, as responsible parties to identifying and shaming the cunts of this world, make it clearer faster to them, that we know what's best for them? Why are we not petitioning our MP's to write laws allowing a yearly "season" to dispatch these fuckers and cull the herd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 More punchable than a scary clown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Sounds like Mrs. W. had a stroke of luck. She could of badly hurt her knee if the twat had closed his invisible door. Marcel Marceau was an invisible rope pulling,window closing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 I was never so proud of her than when she stood over him, putting her shoes into his ribs calling him an irksome soppy fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I was never so proud of her than when she stood over him, putting her shoes into his ribs calling him an irksome soppy fucking cunt! I hope she stayed in the spirit of mime and just mouthed the words without sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Isn't it a froggy thing? I tell thee, nothing good comes from them twisted cuntflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Sounds like Mrs. W. had a stroke of luck. She could of badly hurt her knee if the twat had closed his invisible door. Marcel Marceau was an invisible rope pulling,window closing cunt. Zut alors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 If I ever gained the gift of invisibility I'd cheerfully throttle every one of these overseen cunts to death. This would give me immense satisfaction, render the world a better place and, ironically, ensure they gave their best ever 'performance'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Worst Pokémon ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 7 hours ago, Snatch said: I hope she stayed in the spirit of mime and just mouthed the words without sound. She has a deaf cousin, so she does know sign language. I don't know any of the hand gestures, but I did recognize those she gave that fucking spastic mime. Also, she does have a sweet angelic voice, listening to her use such filthy talk with it gave me the horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 20 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: She has a deaf cousin, so she does know sign language. I don't know any of the hand gestures, but I did recognize those she gave that fucking spastic mime. Also, she does have a sweet angelic voice, listening to her use such filthy talk with it gave me the horn. Did you manage to video it? It would beat Franks videos hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Did you manage to video it? It would beat Franks videos hands down. Sadly, no. I was too busy cheering her on and encouraging her to focus her power in each kick for maximum pain and damage. I cant fucking stand mimes. Worthless fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sadly, no. I was too busy cheering her on and encouraging her to focus her power in each kick for maximum pain and damage. I cant fucking stand mimes. Worthless fucking cunts. Is that your wife in your avatar pic? Some one seems to have hit her bullseye with a rasher of bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 7 minutes ago, Gurt said: Is that your wife in your avatar pic? Some one seems to have hit her bullseye with a rasher of bacon No, that's not my wife. My missus makes the bird in the pick look like minced steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 If the government aren't careful and stop these rancid tossheads, then Mime rage will be the new craze and my steel toe capped bloodied boots will certainly embrace such a craze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Worst Pokémon ever! I'm curious baws... How old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm curious baws... How old are you? Old enough, my dear Stickers, to have three grown-up children, which means that over the years I have had to sit through apparently-infinite repeats of every episode ever made of Thomas the fucking Tank Engine, Tots TV, Teletubbies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and bastard fucking Pokémon. The respective inventors of VHS video and CBeebies are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Oh, and Spongebob fucking Squarepants, and Barney the cunting dinosaur, and the motherfucking Powerpuff Girls. Why do Fathers4Justice always look so miserable? I'd have turned fucking somersaults if Mrs Baws had fucked off and taken the brats with her before In The Night Garden ever started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: No, that's not my wife. My missus makes the bird in the pick look like minced steak. Is that why she doesn't get arrested for violently assaulting street-performers? Or did you pull some strings in your imaginary job at MI5 to get her off the hook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 On 10/21/2016 at 9:00 AM, Bubba C said: Is that why she doesn't get arrested for violently assaulting street-performers? Or did you pull some strings in your imaginary job at MI5 to get her off the hook? Do I detect a note of doubt in your post, Bubba? I'd like to clarify, I do not, have not, and could never work at MI5. I have made no such claim at any time. If you were a copper, would YOU arrest anybody thrashing an unemployable social parasite buggering all and sundry on the streets with their fucking spackery? I believe you'd lend a boot to the kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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