Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 So, our bought and paid for by big business Government have finally and bravely decided to cave in and give the go ahead for the expansion of possibly the worst located airport in the civilised world, Heathrow. Hard to access, overpriced, user unfriendly, surrounded by a huge carpark called the M25......and now even fucking bigger although the infrastructure around it is already struggling to cope. But its in that there fucking London and our stupid cunt wanker politicians never venture outside of the fucking place apparently. Its going to cost zillions in buying up the properties around the new runway let alone the actual building of the damned thing, and at London prices the actual forecasted costs will obviously bear no resemblance to the final costs which will almost certainly double or treble. Whatever happened to promises of northern powerhouse and all that crap. We have ample area around Birmingham airport to expand and Manchester is centrally located for all of the UK but no, they picked fucking cunting London as per usual. The only good thing to come out of this is, the amount of Londoners it has pissed off and that Zac Goldsmith has resigned, why doesn't that cunt Boris Johnson also fucking resign in principle as he was against it originally when it meant he could get some votes out it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: So, our bought and paid for by big business Government have finally and bravely decided to cave in and give the go ahead for the expansion of possibly the worst located airport in the civilised world, Heathrow. Hard to access, overpriced, user unfriendly, surrounded by a huge carpark called the M25......and now even fucking bigger although the infrastructure around it is already struggling to cope. But its in that there fucking London and our stupid cunt wanker politicians never venture outside of the fucking place apparently. Its going to cost zillions in buying up the properties around the new runway let alone the actual building of the damned thing, and at London prices the actual forecasted costs will obviously bear no resemblance to the final costs which will almost certainly double or treble. Whatever happened to promises of northern powerhouse and all that crap. We have ample area around Birmingham airport to expand and Manchester is centrally located for all of the UK but no, they picked fucking cunting London as per usual. The only good thing to come out of this is, the amount of Londoners it has pissed off and that Zac Goldsmith has resigned, why doesn't that cunt Boris Johnson also fucking resign in principle as he was against it originally when it meant he could get some votes out it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 It might mean they'll flatten Hounslow - and for that reason, I'm in! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Whatever happened to promises of northern powerhouse and all that crap. You didn't fall for that bollocks, surely? That was down to George Osborne's spell checker auto-correcting "Northern shithouse" in his maiden budget speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 London, despite everyone else in the country bemoaning it as a cesspit, is the only reason this country is as successful and wealthy as it is. Shut your fucking trap Swarm you midland inhabiting weasel. Nothing is forcing you to live in that depressing dump except your own shortcomings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You didn't fall for that bollocks, surely? That was down to George Osborne's spell checker auto-correcting "Northern shithouse" in his maiden budget speech. I don't think I want a Northern Powerhouse. It will only damage the rustic charm and beauty of this untouched corner of the country. There is ample room around Manchester Airport for 10 new runways and if we made one 28 miles long and 4 miles wide, we could get a CPO and bulldoze a notorious gay golf club with all its twisted members still inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Frankly I think they missed a trick by not committing to expand Heathrow AND Gatwick. What a post-Brexit statement of intent that would have been. To compensate for the environmental impact they could have bulldozed the whole of the West Midlands flat and planted a fuckload of trees instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: London, despite everyone else in the country bemoaning it as a cesspit, is the only reason this country is as successful and wealthy as it is. and therein lies the problem......the only reason the wealth is concentrated there is that our cunt politicians reside there......come to think of it, you can keep them. I am just pissed off that airfares are usually higher in the provinces than in London...other than that you can make the fucking place as big as you like. I like the midlands, why, because its not fucking London you stupid southern ponce . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Frankly I think they missed a trick by not committing to expand Heathrow AND Gatwick. What a post-Brexit statement of intent that would have been. To compensate for the environmental impact they could have bulldozed the whole of the West Midlands flat and planted a fuckload of trees instead. you stupid cunt......trees do not grow in the west midlands, the heavy metals and poisons from our industrial heritage destroys them. Have any of you cunts ever been to Southall where I usually have to go to meet the wifes relatives.....its a fucking stinking cesspit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: you stupid cunt......trees do not grow in the west midlands, the heavy metals and poisons from our industrial heritage destroys them. I haven't thought this through, have I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you stupid cunt......trees do not grow in the west midlands, the heavy metals and poisons from our industrial heritage destroys them. Have any of you cunts ever been to Southall where I usually have to go to meet the wifes relatives.....its a fucking stinking cesspit. Poison were NEVER heavy metal you twit. They came from America unlike Sabbath and Judas Priest..and...oh....err..oh fucking hell...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 45 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you stupid cunt......trees do not grow in the west midlands, the heavy metals and poisons from our industrial heritage destroys them. Have any of you cunts ever been to Southall where I usually have to go to meet the wifes relatives.....its a fucking stinking cesspit. Is your wife a Moslem terrorist ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is your wife a Moslem terrorist ? no, she just likes to wear a full veil and go trekking a lot Dont tell me you and your husband are Islamaphobic Pinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 57 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you stupid cunt......trees do not grow in the west midlands, the heavy metals and poisons from our industrial heritage destroys them. Have any of you cunts ever been to Southall where I usually have to go to meet the wifes relatives.....its a fucking stinking cesspit. Early in Motorhead's career I remember reading that if they moved in next to you, your lawn would die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Just now, mothra said: Early in Motorhead's career I remember reading that if they moved in next to you, your lawn would die you misread it...it actually stated your Inlaws would die. No worries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: and therein lies the problem......the only reason the wealth is concentrated there is that our cunt politicians reside there......come to think of it, you can keep them. Bullshit swarm. The politicians are such scum they are probably keeping the rents down. Nobody wants to live anywhere near them. Outside of London everyone seems to just work in call centres or McVitties factories. The major profitable sectors, especially tertiary, are concentrated in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: So, our bought and paid for by big business Government have finally and bravely decided to cave in and give the go ahead for the expansion of possibly the worst located airport in the civilised world, Heathrow. Hard to access, overpriced, user unfriendly, surrounded by a huge carpark called the M25......and now even fucking bigger although the infrastructure around it is already struggling to cope. But its in that there fucking London and our stupid cunt wanker politicians never venture outside of the fucking place apparently. Its going to cost zillions in buying up the properties around the new runway let alone the actual building of the damned thing, and at London prices the actual forecasted costs will obviously bear no resemblance to the final costs which will almost certainly double or treble. Whatever happened to promises of northern powerhouse and all that crap. We have ample area around Birmingham airport to expand and Manchester is centrally located for all of the UK but no, they picked fucking cunting London as per usual. The only good thing to come out of this is, the amount of Londoners it has pissed off and that Zac Goldsmith has resigned, why doesn't that cunt Boris Johnson also fucking resign in principle as he was against it originally when it meant he could get some votes out it. They can always find money for London shit like the Crossrail or repairs after the Blitz. I hate Londoners and Phil Collins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: London, despite everyone else in the country bemoaning it as a cesspit, is the only reason this country is as successful and wealthy as it is. Shut your fucking trap Swarm you midland inhabiting weasel. Nothing is forcing you to live in that depressing dump except your own shortcomings. And that's where you're fucking wrong again. It was the original northern powerhouse that built this country, wool (production and processing) and then cotton processing. Without these 2 commodoties we would not have had the rather excellent navy that scred/fucked over every other country... hence Rule Britannia. Without us northerners, you southerners would still be inhabiting an entire city wide cesspit. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you misread it...it actually stated your Inlaws would die. No worries I buried mine under our lawn and was worried that two person shaped patches might start to exhibit atypical growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I haven't thought this through, have I? There's always a first time CB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: And that's where you're fucking wrong again. It was the original northern powerhouse that built this country, wool (production and processing) and then cotton processing. Without these 2 commodoties we would not have had the rather excellent navy that scred/fucked over every other country... hence Rule Britannia. Without us northerners, you southerners would still be inhabiting an entire city wide cesspit. Prick. Ding, I hate to break it to you, but it's not 1902 anymore. Get back in your time machine (a park bench and a 3 litre bottle of frosty jacks) you glassy eyed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Ding, I hate to break it to you, but it's not 1902 anymore. Get back in your time machine (a park bench and a 3 litre bottle of frosty jacks) you glassy eyed cunt. I hate to break it to you, actually, no I don't, I like breaking it to you... you are a stupid thick cunt who gets everything wrong, as evidenced by your above assertation that London built this country, it didn't. It wasn't 1902 either. Thick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 38 minutes ago, mothra said: I buried mine under our lawn and was worried that two person shaped patches might start to exhibit atypical growth. Reported to the Police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported to the Police. I doubt it, they've still got those photofits of you plastered everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I doubt it, they've still got those photofits of you plastered everywhere. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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