Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Cholesterol through the roof? Thick blanket of fat hugging every organ? Holy shit you are at death's door you corpulent cunt, get out more you pitiful fatty! Walk more, eat less. I bet you spend all day sitting at a desk, just you and your hardened arteries you fat fuck. But if you have to eat, fill your top hatch with this fancy margarine. Nobody is saying you have to give up margarine, you just have to eat shitloads of this posh shit that cuts down on your cholesterol. Fucking margarine. In 21 days you might be able to see your dick without the aid of a mirror. Bang tidy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Cholesterol through the roof? Thick blanket of fat hugging every organ? Holy shit you are at death's door you corpulent cunt, get out more you pitiful fatty! Walk more, eat less. I bet you spend all day sitting at a desk, just you and your hardened arteries you fat fuck. But if you have to eat, fill your top hatch with this fancy margarine. Nobody is saying you have to give up margarine, you just have to eat shitloads of this posh shit that cuts down on your cholesterol. Fucking margarine. In 21 days you might be able to see your dick without the aid of a mirror. Bang tidy. That's a hell of a sales pitch... I'm gunna buy a van load and eat nothing but this magical shite for a month. Straight from the carton with a spoon to make sure I'm getting the maximum effect. Thanks for showing me this, mate, I'll put you in my will after I've successfully completed the training program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 But can you tell Stork from Butter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2016 Report Share Posted November 13, 2016 I can't believe it's not bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Bad nom. Fits into 2 different categories that I let the lumpy jumpers think is their fiefdom. Shopping, cooking and health. Mrs Manky makes all the small decisions in Chez Manky. Where we live, what we buy, where we go on holiday etc. I deal with the big problems, Global warming, interest rates, world peace and so on. And its Vitalite for me. Mrs Manky says so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Well its cheaper than Vaseline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Cholesterol through the roof? Thick blanket of fat hugging every organ? Holy shit you are at death's door you corpulent cunt, get out more you pitiful fatty! Walk more, eat less. I bet you spend all day sitting at a desk, just you and your hardened arteries you fat fuck. But if you have to eat, fill your top hatch with this fancy margarine. Nobody is saying you have to give up margarine, you just have to eat shitloads of this posh shit that cuts down on your cholesterol. Fucking margarine. In 21 days you might be able to see your dick without the aid of a mirror. Bang tidy. Why didn't you just p.m this info to Eddie and Fatty direct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Pen will you be my girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 Trust me when I say this TSD, the last thing WE need is anything to prolong YOUR life. Die wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 21 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Cholesterol through the roof? Thick blanket of fat hugging every organ? Holy shit you are at death's door you corpulent cunt, get out more you pitiful fatty! Walk more, eat less. I bet you spend all day sitting at a desk, just you and your hardened arteries you fat fuck. But if you have to eat, fill your top hatch with this fancy margarine. Nobody is saying you have to give up margarine, you just have to eat shitloads of this posh shit that cuts down on your cholesterol. Fucking margarine. In 21 days you might be able to see your dick without the aid of a mirror. Bang tidy. Fuck off, I always take statins with my fry up so I'm ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 21 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Cholesterol through the roof? Thick blanket of fat hugging every organ? Holy shit you are at death's door you corpulent cunt, get out more you pitiful fatty! Walk more, eat less. I bet you spend all day sitting at a desk, just you and your hardened arteries you fat fuck. But if you have to eat, fill your top hatch with this fancy margarine. Nobody is saying you have to give up margarine, you just have to eat shitloads of this posh shit that cuts down on your cholesterol. Fucking margarine. In 21 days you might be able to see your dick without the aid of a mirror. Bang tidy. Margarine is horribly downmarket and eaten by plebs. Olive oil or butter is correct along with being a catholic of course. Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 12 hours ago, Extremecunt said: Well its cheaper than Vaseline. ...but tastes worse too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Die wanker. Either you forgot a comma or you've taken to speaking German. Verpiss dich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Margarine is horribly downmarket and eaten by plebs. Olive oil or butter is correct along with being a catholic of course. Imbecile. Good Eveneing Mr Punkamp .. how are Bramhall Rovers doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Good Eveneing Mr Punkamp .. how are Bramhall Rovers doing? I watch rugby not football. How was the VD clinic ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: I watch rugby not football. How was the VD clinic ? I am glad that they are treating you well in the hospital Mr Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Either you forgot a comma or you've taken to speaking German. Verpiss dich! Obviously I have forgotten the comma as any self respecting sprechen sie Deutsche person knows the correct gender prefix is masculine and therefore, "der wanker". Die, wanker! (Is that better?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: I watch rugby not football. I bet you do. All those scrums you like,groping each others arses. Is that foreplay until you all get in the shower for a scrub off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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