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Mrs Roops

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Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas, for one thing there is a cracking round of Christmas parties to look forward to, not least the seasonal soiree that I throw. One issue though is dealing with the pissheads who don't leave at sunrise and are incapable in taking the hint, so its hats off to Alana Savell of Florida who is not adverse to shooting recalcitrant guests who refuse to leave. You go girl! Now it must be said that Ms Savell, who ironically is now a house guest of Bay County Sheriff's Office for extreme hostess action last Thankgiving may not be correctly wired up, but she has my sympathies.

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29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

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Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas, for one thing there is a cracking round of Christmas parties to look forward to, not least the seasonal soiree that I throw. One issue though is dealing with the pissheads who don't leave at sunrise and are incapable in taking the hint, so its hats off to Alana Savell of Florida who is not adverse to shooting recalcitrant guests who refuse to leave. You go girl! Now it must be said that Ms Savell, who ironically is now a house guest of Bay County Sheriff's Office for extreme hostess action last Thankgiving may not be correctly wired up, but she has my sympathies.

Bit turbo-powered though isn't it, shooting someone?

What'd she do if you accidently pissed on the seat in her lav? Cattle prod to the genitals? I bet her parties are just one big mirth-festival.

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You need to be careful who you invite Roops. I can't tolerate unwanted pissheads, especially those who think they can crash for the night on your chaise. It's usually the same cunt who hasn't had a good night unless they finish with some projectile vomit action. Ever tried getting puke out of the gaps in wooden block flooring? - make sure the cunt licks it up before they leave. 

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There's a couple who go into our local supermarket, they fucking stink, absolutely fucking awful.  If you go in 20 minutes later you can probably trace their path around the shop.  That sour, acrid, rancid smell.

Had the unfortunate luck of turning round one of the aisle corners near the exit and they just appeared there... I must have had a look on my face like someone opening the door to a ISIS cold-callers in Knightsbridge... they obviously haven't had a wash or washed their clothes in months , she wears a beret (very stylish these scumbags...) and it had that layer of grime on it you see on those Obsessive Cleaners programmes, I could have used a yard brush on it. And her.

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7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

There's a couple who go into our local supermarket, they fucking stink, absolutely fucking awful.  If you go in 20 minutes later you can probably trace their path around the shop.  That sour, acrid, rancid smell.

Had the unfortunate luck of turning round one of the aisle corners near the exit and they just appeared there... I must have had a look on my face like someone opening the door to a ISIS cold-callers in Knightsbridge... they obviously haven't had a wash or washed their clothes in months , she wears a beret (very stylish these scumbags...) and it had that layer of grime on it you see on those Obsessive Cleaners programmes, I could have used a yard brush on it. And her.

Stinking, unwashed, no soap and beret, they're obviously French, probably illegal immigrants. Don't worry, the lads will soon point them in a southerly direction.

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10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

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Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas, for one thing there is a cracking round of Christmas parties to look forward to, not least the seasonal soiree that I throw. One issue though is dealing with the pissheads who don't leave at sunrise and are incapable in taking the hint, so its hats off to Alana Savell of Florida who is not adverse to shooting recalcitrant guests who refuse to leave. You go girl! Now it must be said that Ms Savell, who ironically is now a house guest of Bay County Sheriff's Office for extreme hostess action last Thankgiving may not be correctly wired up, but she has my sympathies.

Is she wearing the CC cooler striped uniform?

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7 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

You need to be careful who you invite Roops. I can't tolerate unwanted pissheads, especially those who think they can crash for the night on your chaise. It's usually the same cunt who hasn't had a good night unless they finish with some projectile vomit action. Ever tried getting puke out of the gaps in wooden block flooring? - make sure the cunt licks it up before they leave. 

She would have loved me then ending up on her carpet in a pool of piss. 

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Shooting them is a bit extreme. If I need to get the mother in law to leave I usually put one of my home made porn DVD's on so she can see how much of a dirty slag her daughter is if she sticks around.

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6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

.on the seat of the pants...

I prefer the word gusset, its a little more descriptive, its double thickness therefore twice as absorbent, and you can wring it out as and when necessary.

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11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

I prefer the word gusset, its a little more descriptive, its double thickness therefore twice as absorbent, and you can wring it out as and when necessary.

or reinforce it...

Don't forget, wire wool is highly flammable...

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10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

or reinforce it...

Don't forget, wire wool is highly flammable...

And mice can't eat it so it's useful for bunging up holes. Punkape should be told about this.

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22 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

And mice can't eat it so it's useful for bunging up holes. Punkape should be told about this.

Punkape should be tied up and force fed rat poison.  

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It`s the state of the kazi that upsets most hosts. I`ve saw vomit down the walls, paper / shit layer "cakes" when the cistern had called it a day and the punters still kept on dumping regardless and sometimes weirdly massive logs extending well above the water line with no apparent toilet paper used. ( Always a good idea to remove toothbrushes, cotton buds ,linen basket etc )

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