Mrs Roops Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas, for one thing there is a cracking round of Christmas parties to look forward to, not least the seasonal soiree that I throw. One issue though is dealing with the pissheads who don't leave at sunrise and are incapable in taking the hint, so its hats off to Alana Savell of Florida who is not adverse to shooting recalcitrant guests who refuse to leave. You go girl! Now it must be said that Ms Savell, who ironically is now a house guest of Bay County Sheriff's Office for extreme hostess action last Thankgiving may not be correctly wired up, but she has my sympathies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas, for one thing there is a cracking round of Christmas parties to look forward to, not least the seasonal soiree that I throw. One issue though is dealing with the pissheads who don't leave at sunrise and are incapable in taking the hint, so its hats off to Alana Savell of Florida who is not adverse to shooting recalcitrant guests who refuse to leave. You go girl! Now it must be said that Ms Savell, who ironically is now a house guest of Bay County Sheriff's Office for extreme hostess action last Thankgiving may not be correctly wired up, but she has my sympathies. Bit turbo-powered though isn't it, shooting someone? What'd she do if you accidently pissed on the seat in her lav? Cattle prod to the genitals? I bet her parties are just one big mirth-festival. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 She's looks like she had a cattle prod to the face. Still,at last Neil would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Maybe the BBC will cover this all up for her for the next couple of decades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 You need to be careful who you invite Roops. I can't tolerate unwanted pissheads, especially those who think they can crash for the night on your chaise. It's usually the same cunt who hasn't had a good night unless they finish with some projectile vomit action. Ever tried getting puke out of the gaps in wooden block flooring? - make sure the cunt licks it up before they leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 There's a couple who go into our local supermarket, they fucking stink, absolutely fucking awful. If you go in 20 minutes later you can probably trace their path around the shop. That sour, acrid, rancid smell. Had the unfortunate luck of turning round one of the aisle corners near the exit and they just appeared there... I must have had a look on my face like someone opening the door to a ISIS cold-callers in Knightsbridge... they obviously haven't had a wash or washed their clothes in months , she wears a beret (very stylish these scumbags...) and it had that layer of grime on it you see on those Obsessive Cleaners programmes, I could have used a yard brush on it. And her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: There's a couple who go into our local supermarket, they fucking stink, absolutely fucking awful. If you go in 20 minutes later you can probably trace their path around the shop. That sour, acrid, rancid smell. Had the unfortunate luck of turning round one of the aisle corners near the exit and they just appeared there... I must have had a look on my face like someone opening the door to a ISIS cold-callers in Knightsbridge... they obviously haven't had a wash or washed their clothes in months , she wears a beret (very stylish these scumbags...) and it had that layer of grime on it you see on those Obsessive Cleaners programmes, I could have used a yard brush on it. And her. Stinking, unwashed, no soap and beret, they're obviously French, probably illegal immigrants. Don't worry, the lads will soon point them in a southerly direction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 10 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Christmas, for one thing there is a cracking round of Christmas parties to look forward to, not least the seasonal soiree that I throw. One issue though is dealing with the pissheads who don't leave at sunrise and are incapable in taking the hint, so its hats off to Alana Savell of Florida who is not adverse to shooting recalcitrant guests who refuse to leave. You go girl! Now it must be said that Ms Savell, who ironically is now a house guest of Bay County Sheriff's Office for extreme hostess action last Thankgiving may not be correctly wired up, but she has my sympathies. Is she wearing the CC cooler striped uniform? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Chip from the States Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 7 hours ago, nobgobbler said: You need to be careful who you invite Roops. I can't tolerate unwanted pissheads, especially those who think they can crash for the night on your chaise. It's usually the same cunt who hasn't had a good night unless they finish with some projectile vomit action. Ever tried getting puke out of the gaps in wooden block flooring? - make sure the cunt licks it up before they leave. She would have loved me then ending up on her carpet in a pool of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 You should try GHB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is she wearing the CC cooler striped uniform? No... There isn't any bloodstains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Shooting them is a bit extreme. If I need to get the mother in law to leave I usually put one of my home made porn DVD's on so she can see how much of a dirty slag her daughter is if she sticks around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Punkape will always outstay his welcome. The moment he arrives somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: No... There isn't any bloodstains .on the seat of the pants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 57 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Shooting them is a bit extreme. If I need to get the mother in law to leave I usually put one of my home made porn DVD's on so she can see how much of a dirty slag her daughter is if she sticks around. Are they available on you tube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 6 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: .on the seat of the pants... I prefer the word gusset, its a little more descriptive, its double thickness therefore twice as absorbent, and you can wring it out as and when necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I prefer the word gusset, its a little more descriptive, its double thickness therefore twice as absorbent, and you can wring it out as and when necessary. or reinforce it... Don't forget, wire wool is highly flammable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: or reinforce it... Don't forget, wire wool is highly flammable... And mice can't eat it so it's useful for bunging up holes. Punkape should be told about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 22 hours ago, nobgobbler said: And mice can't eat it so it's useful for bunging up holes. Punkape should be told about this. Punkape should be tied up and force fed rat poison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 It`s the state of the kazi that upsets most hosts. I`ve saw vomit down the walls, paper / shit layer "cakes" when the cistern had called it a day and the punters still kept on dumping regardless and sometimes weirdly massive logs extending well above the water line with no apparent toilet paper used. ( Always a good idea to remove toothbrushes, cotton buds ,linen basket etc ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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