Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Festering pools of bacteria and human detritis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 It depends who you're sharing it with I suppose. My brother-in-law's just got one of these cunting things and he keeps inviting us round to have a go. Why would we possibly want to share a bath with a bunch of mongs? I can't stand being in close proximity to them even with several layers of clothes on. Bet it's already clogged up with pubes, snot, spunk and clingons. Ugh, the thought of it makes me shudder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 On 11/24/2016 at 0:34 PM, Eddie said: The new must have, flashing lights, 100 jets and you can plug your phone in for a relaxing bit of Enya's Orinoco Flow. Cunts explain how, after a long day in the office they can jump in and unwind. Absolute bollocks, everyone knows it has nothing to do with relaxation, only weirdos have these 'status symbols' for their swinger nights. Anyone who owns one is a sexual deviant without exception. I've got a friend who has one of these - fucking handy for summer BBQ's - fill with ice and water and use to keep the beers cold. And then for the wet tshirt competition later. Having said that its not too much fun with just the two of us..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just now, JackoTC said: I've got a friend who has one of these - fucking handy for summer BBQ's - fill with ice and water and use to keep the beers cold. And then for the wet tshirt competition later. Having said that its not too much fun with just the two of us..... Just now, JackoTC said: I've got a friend who has one of these - fucking handy for summer BBQ's - fill with ice and water and use to keep the beers cold. And then for the wet tshirt competition later. Having said that its not too much fun with just the two of us..... Just now, JackoTC said: I've got a friend who has one of these - fucking handy for summer BBQ's - fill with ice and water and use to keep the beers cold. And then for the wet tshirt competition later. Having said that its not too much fun with just the two of us..... Whoa, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Whoa, dude. ??? Fuck knows what happened there. Shaky hands methinks. The bottle beckons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 25, 2016 Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 7 minutes ago, JackoTC said: ??? Fuck knows what happened there. Shaky hands methinks. The bottle beckons. I think the bottle had been emptied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2016 20 minutes ago, JackoTC said: I've got a friend who has one of these - fucking handy for summer BBQ's - fill with ice and water and use to keep the beers cold. And then for the wet tshirt competition later. Having said that its not too much fun with just the two of us..... BBQ'S and wet tshirt competition, a tall story if I ever heard one, you don't have any friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 On 11/24/2016 at 7:34 AM, Eddie said: The new must have, flashing lights, 100 jets and you can plug your phone in for a relaxing bit of Enya's Orinoco Flow. Cunts explain how, after a long day in the office they can jump in and unwind. Absolute bollocks, everyone knows it has nothing to do with relaxation, only weirdos have these 'status symbols' for their swinger nights. Anyone who owns one is a sexual deviant without exception. If a man and a woman own a hot tub and decide to shag themselves unconscious in it, I don't see that as deviant as much as it is dangerous. Now, if Frank and Punkape get into one.....Old Webster will have to redefine the word deviant, and do so without visualizing the action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 On 11/25/2016 at 7:19 PM, Eddie said: BBQ'S and wet tshirt competition, a tall story if I ever heard one, you don't have any friends. I don't like this new Ed, Ed. Its this new crew you are working with in the tool hire ? place. Drinking tea and reading The Sun all day is making you uppish. A man like you has no need to better himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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