Eddie Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 The new must have, flashing lights, 100 jets and you can plug your phone in for a relaxing bit of Enya's Orinoco Flow. Cunts explain how, after a long day in the office they can jump in and unwind. Absolute bollocks, everyone knows it has nothing to do with relaxation, only weirdos have these 'status symbols' for their swinger nights. Anyone who owns one is a sexual deviant without exception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: The new must have, flashing lights, 100 jets and you can plug your phone in for a relaxing bit of Enya's Orinoco Flow. Cunts explain how, after a long day in the office they can jump in and unwind. Absolute bollocks, everyone knows it has nothing to do with relaxation, only weirdos have these 'status symbols' for their swinger nights. Anyone who owns one is a sexual deviant without exception. Ahem, my in-laws have one.... shit... now you've got me imagining his wife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 The must have tacky accessory to the 50" tv , Range Rover Evoque , Selfridges Food Hall , Football player etc etc .... all the rage in Cheshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Er.......I've got one. But it came with the house (divorce settlement) so thats ok. Ok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Er.......I've got one. But it came with the house (divorce settlement) so thats ok. Ok! Not really, that means that at one point you agreed, either tacitly or openly, to one being installed.... GUILTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Er.......I've got one. But it came with the house (divorce settlement) so thats ok. Ok! Able to wash all your mumu's at the same time so Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: The new must have, flashing lights, 100 jets and you can plug your phone in for a relaxing bit of Enya's Orinoco Flow. Cunts explain how, after a long day in the office they can jump in and unwind. Absolute bollocks, everyone knows it has nothing to do with relaxation, only weirdos have these 'status symbols' for their swinger nights. Anyone who owns one is a sexual deviant without exception. Is your new avatar the toupee wearing draconian teacher who persececuted unfortunate pikey pupil Danny Kendall in grange hill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, colonelkurtz said: The must have tacky accessory to the 50" tv , Range Rover Evoque , Selfridges Food Hall , Football player etc etc .... all the rage in Cheshire The only way for fake tan, plastic titted airhead slappers to take a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Hi guys I didn't now this place existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Great banter y'all can't stop to long folks as my supervizor jorje is a real ball buster darn wetbacks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 37 minutes ago, Chip from the states said: Hi guys I didn't now this place existed Of course you knew you fuckwit,you posted on this site yesterday. Mind you,the average American attention span is shorter than that of a goldfish. Anyway,enough banter y'all. We all know it's a fake character,just don't know yet who you are. Punkape maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: Of course you knew you fuckwit,you posted on this site yesterday. Mind you,the average American attention span is shorter than that of a goldfish. Anyway,enough banter y'all. We all know it's a fake character,just don't know yet who you are. Punkape maybe? This cunt is less convincing than Sid James as the Rumpo kid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: Of course you knew you fuckwit,you posted on this site yesterday. Mind you,the average American attention span is shorter than that of a goldfish. Anyway,enough banter y'all. We all know it's a fake character,just don't know yet who you are. Punkape maybe? If you want to know if it is Spunkape, ask him if he is a gay, retarded, fantasy golf zealot from darkest Cheshire. He will fall in to that trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chip from the states Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Of course you knew you fuckwit,you posted on this site yesterday. Mind you,the average American attention span is shorter than that of a goldfish. Anyway,enough banter y'all. We all know it's a fake character,just don't know yet who you are. Punkape maybe? Snatch was a great film the beavers were hirsute y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Of course you knew you fuckwit,you posted on this site yesterday. Mind you,the average American attention span is shorter than that of a goldfish. Anyway,enough banter y'all. We all know it's a fake character,just don't know yet who you are. Punkape maybe? It's all bloody stupid y'all DOH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 Just when you thought you'd already seen the worst film ever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just when you thought you'd already seen the worst film ever... I enjoyed the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Just when you thought you'd already seen the worst film ever... Going by the look on their faces,time and space isn't the only thing that's going to get violated. Which once is Spunkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Ahem, my in-laws have one.... shit... now you've got me imagining his wife... Fucking hell Ding, I do believe you are turning Norfolk with thoughts like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just when you thought you'd already seen the worst film ever... If you did have a time machine you'd surely use it to travel back to put a bullet in the scriptwriters head before the idea was even conceived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just when you thought you'd already seen the worst film ever... I bailed out after 45 minutes. Can't believe they made a sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 6 hours ago, Eddie said: The new must have, flashing lights, 100 jets and you can plug your phone in for a relaxing bit of Enya's Orinoco Flow. Cunts explain how, after a long day in the office they can jump in and unwind. Absolute bollocks, everyone knows it has nothing to do with relaxation, only weirdos have these 'status symbols' for their swinger nights. Anyone who owns one is a sexual deviant without exception. Eddie, Hot tubs are shit granted but have you ever been to a swingers night? They used to have one for couples only on Friday nights at a nightclub called Whispers at Balsall Common and they were brilliant, sadly the owner had a stroke and it closed down. They built houses on the land and I often wonder if the people sitting there in their lounges watching coronation street know how much fucking and sucking took place right where they're now sitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: the owner had a stroke only to be in expected at a swingers club I suppose. Was that as in 'feeding the pony' or a bit of skiing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 These are effectively nursery pools for legionella bacteria so I think the cunts that have these have made a sound investment in their future - on my behalf - with any luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 24, 2016 Report Share Posted November 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fucking hell Ding, I do believe you are turning Norfolk with thoughts like that. No, b-in-laws wife... So the genes are safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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