Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Climate is fucked. December means a mild, muggy, damp sludge of 5 - 10 degrees C. Some cunts want to pretend its the '80s, and that the mercury is actually grounding out at minus ten degrees Cee. Fuck that, the ship has sailed. We are swamped with mid-Atlantic weather fronts and smothering miles-thick layer of clouds reflecting our heat and flith back at us. The glory days of meters-thick snow on the A1 getting blasted out with dynamite and snow ploughs is a thing of the past. Cunts. Its fucking warm out, so turn off your fucking heat. I'm sick of wandering into a shop, bar or restaurant and being subjected to sweaty Saharan heat. Cunts everywhere seem to have cold and flu, and I bet it is because cunts are pretending it is ten degrees colder than it actually is. Open-plan office, plus a thermometer that is kept under lock and key at the other end of the fucking country, and you have a fucking disease outbreak on your hands. Want some cunt to turn off the radiators? Phone up the Corporate HR System and log a fucking building management fault, and some spotty Cheeky Nandos work apprentice cunt will unlock a cabinet, footle about with some machinery and in two weeks time the ambient temperature of your sweltering shit-box office will drop a degree or three. Ask me why I'm not feeling 'Christmassy' and it is because it feels like a mild September night out there, and has done for the last fucking month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I tried to argue your corner when everyone said you were a long-winded cunt. "At least he's original", I told them. And all the fucking time you were Al Gore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Nice try, Ace Freely from Kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I'm feeling all Christmassy sitting in front of my log fire drinking port and cracking Walnuts, very Christmassy indeed. Ho fucking Ho Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: I'm feeling all Christmassy sitting in front of my log fire drinking port and cracking Walnuts, very Christmassy indeed. Ho fucking Ho Ho. Cracking Walnuts between your flaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Cracking Walnuts between your flaps. And throwing the shells on the fire in the hope that it contributes towards turning this miserably cold and damp temperate zone into a tropical paradise. Just doing my bit to improve things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: And throwing the shells on the fire in the hope that it contributes towards turning this miserably cold and damp temperate zone into a tropical paradise. Just doing my bit to improve things. I like your optimism, dude that is paid to empty garden toilets during the Victorian era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 24 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Climate is fucked. December means a mild, muggy, damp sludge of 5 - 10 degrees C. Some cunts want to pretend its the '80s, and that the mercury is actually grounding out at minus ten degrees Cee. Fuck that, the ship has sailed. We are swamped with mid-Atlantic weather fronts and smothering miles-thick layer of clouds reflecting our heat and flith back at us. The glory days of meters-thick snow on the A1 getting blasted out with dynamite and snow ploughs is a thing of the past. Cunts. Its fucking warm out, so turn off your fucking heat. I'm sick of wandering into a shop, bar or restaurant and being subjected to sweaty Saharan heat. Cunts everywhere seem to have cold and flu, and I bet it is because cunts are pretending it is ten degrees colder than it actually is. Open-plan office, plus a thermometer that is kept under lock and key at the other end of the fucking country, and you have a fucking disease outbreak on your hands. Want some cunt to turn off the radiators? Phone up the Corporate HR System and log a fucking building management fault, and some spotty Cheeky Nandos work apprentice cunt will unlock a cabinet, footle about with some machinery and in two weeks time the ambient temperature of your sweltering shit-box office will drop a degree or three. Ask me why I'm not feeling 'Christmassy' and it is because it feels like a mild September night out there, and has done for the last fucking month. Fucking hell, have you got some disease where words build up inside you, and you have to release them or explode? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Fucking hell, have you got some disease where words build up inside you, and you have to release them or explode? Yes, its a disease called 'having an attention span', you illiterate cunt. I bet you have "university of life" listed under your qualifications on Facebook, you epic waste of sperm and eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Yes, its a disease called 'having an attention span', you illiterate cunt. I bet you have "university of life" listed under your qualifications on Facebook, you epic waste of sperm and eggs. Ah, I see. For a minute I thought you had verbose fucking wanker syndrome! Great insult by the way - really top notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Yes, its a disease called 'having an attention span', you illiterate cunt. I bet you have "university of life" listed under your qualifications on Facebook, you epic waste of sperm and eggs. You are a tiny bit like a hallucinating crack-head who's found a box full of encyclopedias in the library basement he's broken into so that he has a warm place to shoot up. You're very descriptive is what I'm trying to say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 34 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Climate is fucked. December means a mild, muggy, damp sludge of 5 - 10 degrees C. Some cunts want to pretend its the '80s, and that the mercury is actually grounding out at minus ten degrees Cee. Fuck that, the ship has sailed. We are swamped with mid-Atlantic weather fronts and smothering miles-thick layer of clouds reflecting our heat and flith back at us. The glory days of meters-thick snow on the A1 getting blasted out with dynamite and snow ploughs is a thing of the past. Cunts. Its fucking warm out, so turn off your fucking heat. I'm sick of wandering into a shop, bar or restaurant and being subjected to sweaty Saharan heat. Cunts everywhere seem to have cold and flu, and I bet it is because cunts are pretending it is ten degrees colder than it actually is. Open-plan office, plus a thermometer that is kept under lock and key at the other end of the fucking country, and you have a fucking disease outbreak on your hands. Want some cunt to turn off the radiators? Phone up the Corporate HR System and log a fucking building management fault, and some spotty Cheeky Nandos work apprentice cunt will unlock a cabinet, footle about with some machinery and in two weeks time the ambient temperature of your sweltering shit-box office will drop a degree or three. Ask me why I'm not feeling 'Christmassy' and it is because it feels like a mild September night out there, and has done for the last fucking month. What fucks me off Dan is all this cuntery about white Christmases. Every fucking advert sees dad trudging through the snow loaded up with prezzies or people dancing like lunatics in snow, every fucking card has snowy scenes on it. The last time I remember snow in London on christmas day was either '69 or 70. I remember because my uncle Tobias slid off the church roof and broke his leg. Still managed to get away with the lead though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 19 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I like your optimism, dude that is paid to empty garden toilets during the Victorian era. Elizabethan..... actually, you flouncing pedantic tree hugging cabbagey fart smelling knob that bores the tits of me and every other cunt in sundry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: Elizabethan..... actually, you flouncing pedantic tree hugging cabbagey fart smelling knob that bores the tits of me and every other cunt in sundry. I dunno man, dirty job for a dirty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I dunno man, dirty job for a dirty cunt. No, you don't seem to know much about anything do you? Coming on here typing a load of shit between your eighteen hour sessions playing fucking World of Warcraft. I bet you're some anemic befreckled faced ginger cunt that still reads the Beano. Fuck clean off with your central heating woes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: No, you don't seem to know much about anything do you? Coming on here typing a load of shit between your eighteen hour sessions playing fucking World of Warcraft. I bet you're some anemic befreckled faced ginger cunt that still reads the Beano. Wrong on all counts. Where is your 'edge', you complacent cunt? I believe that you have the skills to drop the bombs, but you have grown lazy and far too comfortable in the interim. Pick up the pace, Gongy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 49 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Yes, its a disease called 'having an attention span', you illiterate cunt. I bet you have "university of life" listed under your qualifications on Facebook, you epic waste of sperm and eggs. Thank you for thinking of the University Of Life thingy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Thank you for thinking of the University Of Life thingy. Graduated with full qualifications, or did you attend the 'University of hard knocks' or the 'university of common sense'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Graduated with full qualifications, or did you attend the 'University of hard knocks' or the 'university of common sense'? Both .. did five years at Ford Houses too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Wrong on all counts. Where is your 'edge', you complacent cunt? I believe that you have the skills to drop the bombs, but you have grown lazy and far too comfortable in the interim. Pick up the pace, Gongy. You mean pick up your pace by typing epic length essays of pure unadulterated shit? I couldn't keep with the pace of regular Tolstoy like you, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: What fucks me off Dan is all this cuntery about white Christmases. Every fucking advert sees dad trudging through the snow loaded up with prezzies or people dancing like lunatics in snow, every fucking card has snowy scenes on it. The last time I remember snow in London on christmas day was either '69 or 70. I remember because my uncle Tobias slid off the church roof and broke his leg. Still managed to get away with the lead though. I remember walking on top of snow drifts with cars & transit vans buried underneath, late 70's... fucking ace years for sledging.... Apple, fuck off. Besides, I've never heard of a gyppo called Tobias... are you really a womble instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: You mean pick up your pace by typing epic length essays of pure unadulterated shit? I couldn't keep with the pace of regular Tolstoy like you, I just have to write them. You're the sorry cunt that has to read them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: You mean pick up your pace by typing epic length essays of pure unadulterated shit? I couldn't keep with the pace of regular Tolstoy like you, Looks like we both have short attention span syndrome, Gongers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Graduated with full qualifications, or did you attend the 'University of hard knocks' or the 'university of common sense'? You must have majored in Lethargy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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