Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 14 hours ago, nobgobbler said: You could market those. Could be the 2017 shopping channel best seller. I could flog them to Punkape. I could convince him that they are a delicacy and that he should pay me an extraordinary amount of money for them. They'd make for the perfect accompaniment with his Himalayan Yak's piss..... that he also bought off me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Smoked eels are a staple here and they're classless. The difference between you Island Monkeys and us filthy foreign continentals is that you eat to live while we live to eat. Now fuck off back to your pie and mash. Ninny. Lol! You're more likely to use live eels with your Serbian rent-boy. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're more likely to use live eels with your Serbian rent-boy. lol. Good old Punkly! As soothing as lime juice on a ripped hymen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 18 hours ago, ratcum said: I know I'll get fucked for this, but there's a load of cunts at the BBC Baws and they need fuckin sorting out. From "Alan Yentob" I'm getting "anal boy, ten". Where there's smoke, there's fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 5 hours ago, Punkape said: You're more likely to use live eels with your Serbian rent-boy. lol. Piss off you instant coffee drinking nincompoop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 59 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Piss off you instant coffee drinking nincompoop. I drink Blue Mountain coffee which you wouldn't have heard of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: I drink Blue Mountain coffee which you wouldn't have heard of... That's the stuff that gets passed through Boy George's digestive tract to add a rich and smooth flavour, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's the stuff that gets passed through Boy George's digestive tract to add a rich and smooth flavour, right? It's for Rastafarians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: That's the stuff that gets passed through Boy George's digestive tract to add a rich and smooth flavour, right? Wrong. It's from the area in Jamaica where Ian Fleming had a house among a gilded elite. The Blue Mountains produce the finest coffee in the World. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Wrong. It's from the area in Jamaica where Ian Fleming had a house among a gilded elite. The Blue Mountains produce the finest coffee in the World. Fuck off. Oh well that doesn't sound homosexual at all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: I drink Blue Mountain coffee which you wouldn't have heard of... I thought this was your tipple... Quote As with their rums, Mount Gay only permits those that have been properly matured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I thought this was your tipple... Now I do drink Mount Gay rum particularly when I'm in Barbados.They do an excellent coconut rum too. Mount Gay wasn't named after a faggoty activity. The Homo lobby have stolen the word. You can fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Now I do drink Mount Gay rum particularly when I'm in Barbados.They do an excellent coconut rum too. Mount Gay wasn't named after a faggoty activity. The Homo lobby have stolen the word. You can fuck off as well. 7/10 You missed a reference, you thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: I drink Blue Mountain coffee which you wouldn't have heard of... The sort of people that partake in the of drinking Blue Mountain coffee go to opera and visit fine art galleries. You wouldn't know your Cimarosa from your Massenet or an Abbasid Kufic from an Ansel Adams The sort of people that drink Blue Mountain coffee don't waste their time cunting it up on websites like this...... like wot u duz. Pretentious twit. Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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