Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I thought Stallone was a Bells Palsy face? With a mother like his anything is possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gyps, the Corner is a gathering of the most revered and esteemed minds on the net. We must hold higher standards, and low class rabble simply won't do. You'll notice admin have effectively eliminated the likes of Brony, ProfB, and a select group of not so lovable losers. We must strive for excellence. Well I always make sure I'm dressed in my finery when I log on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 On 24/12/2016 at 5:30 PM, Decimus said: Yes Neil, who wouldn't fall for the charms of the Belsen look. If it gave you a tit wank you'd castrate yourself on its ribs. Fucking vile. There you go Decs,you obviously would rather slap 'em on the arse and ride the waves 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well I always make sure I'm dressed in my finery when I log on How are you able to get them through the shop security? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: How are you able to get them through the shop security? She hides until the shops closed and escapes using the ventilation system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 EXTRAORDINARY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Yes Neil, who wouldn't fall for the charms of the Belsen look. If it gave you a tit wank you'd castrate yourself on its ribs. Fucking vile. Easter to cope with when they keep passing out from malnutrition. Just make sure the scurvy doesn't kick in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 47 minutes ago, neil298 said: There you go Decs,you obviously would rather slap 'em on the arse and ride the waves How would you find her fanny in the first place? Maybe roll her in flour and go for the wet spot, or get her to give you a clue by farting, and once aboard you would have to take care not to burn your arse on the light bulb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How would you find her fanny in the first place? Maybe roll her in flour and go for the wet spot, or get her to give you a clue by farting, and once aboard you would have to take care not to burn your arse on the light bulb. God bless Billy Connoly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: God bless Billy Connoly. Fuck Billy Connoly! The jammy cunt got to shag Pamela Stephenson when she was hotter than the arse end of an Apollo rocket during launch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: She hides until the shops closed and escapes using the ventilation system. Oh yeah. I'm fucking Ripley from Aliens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh yeah. I'm fucking Ripley from Aliens Remind me never to ask you for a light, Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 10 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Remind me never to ask you for a light, Gyps. Mostly they come at night.....mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: There you go Decs,you obviously would rather slap 'em on the arse and ride the waves Strumpshaw, Halloween 2002. The best you've ever looked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mostly they come at night.....mostly. You're on the express elevator to hell. Going down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: Light a match on those pits, too: Marc Bolan in his"experimental" phase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Oh yeah. I'm fucking Ripley from Aliens More like Newt...the thieving little turd. Did you see all that she nicked from the place in her hideaway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: More like Newt...the thieving little turd. Did you see all that she nicked from the place in her hideaway? I like to think it was Newt who killed everyone in the colony and the Xenomorphs were just innocent bystanders without the ability to explain their situation. They have plenty of chances to straight up kill her, but they only ever try to catch her. Surely she's too small to be a decent host for a chest burster, so why the fuck are they trying to capture her other than to bring the murdering sack of shit to justice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: I like to think it was Newt who killed everyone in the colony and the Xenomorphs were just innocent bystanders without the ability to explain their situation. They have plenty of chances to straight up kill her, but they only ever try to catch her. Surely she's too small to be a decent host for a chest burster, so why the fuck are they trying to capture her other than to bring the murdering sack of shit to justice? You may have something. The little cunt did fuck all but scream that shrill shriek throughout the entire film. I was h oping the aliens would grab her and make her pay for the universally outlawed torture methods she used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You may have something. The little cunt did fuck all but scream that shrill shriek throughout the entire film. I was h oping the aliens would grab her and make her pay for the universally outlawed torture methods she used. She's probably the one who killed Hicks in the shuttle on the way to movie 3, as well. He was a trained marine and would have seen through her disguise eventually, whereas Ripley was just some dumb civilian who is clearly racially biased against xenomorphs to begin with and easier to manipulate, and Bishop was already damaged from getting ripped in half by the queen in the last fight. Obviously something went wrong with her plan, because she was killed in the crash with Hicks. Probably whilst fighting him for control over the shuttle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Dr. Chernobyl said: She's probably the one who killed Hicks in the shuttle on the way to movie 3, as well. He was a trained marine and would have seen through her disguise eventually, whereas Ripley was just some dumb civilian who is clearly racially biased against xenomorphs to begin with and easier to manipulate, and Bishop was already damaged from getting ripped in half by the queen in the last fight. Obviously something went wrong with her plan, because she was killed in the crash with Hicks. Probably whilst fighting him for control over the shuttle. I'm glad she died! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm glad she died! Justice finds it's own way in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: More like Newt...the thieving little turd. Did you see all that she nicked from the place in her hideaway? She mostly stole at night........mostly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2016 Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: She mostly stole at night........mostly Best line in the film :- "hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?. No, have you?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2016 Report Share Posted December 25, 2016 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Best line in the film :- "hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?. No, have you?". Ssssh. I'm in church at the moment. Getting ready to stuff the folding gear into my knickers and legging it. Excuse me a sec"Gaudete Gaudete Christus ex matus....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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