Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Frank said: I'm skiing in Tignes this week. Fuck off. Aim for the trees with thick, robust bases, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Aim for the trees with thick, robust bases, Frank. Frank will probably get one day's skiing in, but it's quite busy being a chalet boy in the cheaper accommodation. He'll spend most of the week cleaning up vomit from Welsh stag-dos. Fucking pauper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Frank will probably get one day's skiing in, but it's quite busy being a chalet boy in the cheaper accommodation. He'll spend most of the week cleaning up vomit from Welsh stag-dos. Fucking pauper. Somehow, I sense another ski pole up his arse incident at A&E. There is little he won't do to make his men happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 On Monday, January 02, 2017 at 8:58 PM, Bill Stickers said: Frank will probably get one day's skiing in, but it's quite busy being a chalet boy in the cheaper accommodation. He'll spend most of the week cleaning up vomit from Welsh stag-dos. Fucking pauper. He is actually working at a dry ski slope in the Midlands, he's in charge of inflating the rubber rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eddie said: He is actually working at a dry ski slope in the Midlands, he's in charge of inflating the rubber rings. For and by users with horrible pyles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 An absolutely fucking awful nom made ten times worse by a string of lazy double entendres. If Frank is the Les Dennis of the corner, Bill is the Julian Clary. Get fucked, and take all the faggots who have chuckled at this thread with you. Fucking abysmal shit. Wiz, kill yourself, you useless apple pie eating, Yankee doodle fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: An absolutely fucking awful nom made ten times worse by a string of lazy double entendres. If Frank is the Les Dennis of the corner, Bill is the Julian Clary. Get fucked, and take all the faggots who have chuckled at this thread with you. Fucking abysmal shit. Wiz, kill yourself, you useless apple pie eating, Yankee doodle fucking cunt. Do you have aspirations of one day living in Bexley Heath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Ding's put his rent up. Cheeky cunt! 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Wrong, it was Alfie. Bill lives in the boot of an XR3 on Alfie's field. XR3? Fucking hell, that's bad. 23 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Do you have aspirations of one day living in Bexley Heath? Do you have aspirations? In fact, do you know what aspirations are? Aspirations are dreams you know, not that asthmatic wheezing you do everytime you see Peter Andre on the tele in Currys windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 11 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Cheeky cunt! XR3? Fucking hell, that's bad. Do you have aspirations? In fact, do you know what aspirations are? Aspirations are dreams you know, not that asthmatic wheezing you do everytime you see Peter Andre on the tele in Currys windows. I suppose the advantage of living in a caravan is that you can move from one dreary post-industrial market town to the next with great ease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: post-industrial market town I thought market towns tended to be more to do with agricultural areas. All the former industrial towns up around Manchester are never referred to as market towns. I love the old industrial towns. Far more to see than just pretty buildings with nice flowers if you know what to look for but your autism and general stupidity would prevent you noticing these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 A market town is simply a town that had a market charter .. Manchester is still a market town as is Birmingham and most cities except London .. London is a shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 57 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: A market town is simply a town that had a market charter .. Manchester is still a market town as is Birmingham and most cities except London .. London is a shithole. You could hardly call Manchester a market town at all in the last 200 years. Hub of commerce, maybe. Industrial centre, certainly. As it's market charter dates from 1301, to call it a market town after the industrial Revolution would be like calling you a young lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: You could hardly call Manchester a market town at all in the last 200 years. Hub of commerce, maybe. Industrial centre, certainly. As it's market charter dates from 1301, to call it a market town after the industrial Revolution would be like calling you a young lady. A market town it still is, none of the other names are official. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: A market town it still is, none of the other names are official. Technically you are probably correct. It is also called Rainy City by the odd strange cunt but Rome has a greater average annual rainfall. Because Manchester has more days when it rains, it is damper than a lot of other cities which meant the cotton lasted longer wIthout becoming brittle. Hence, the home of the Industrial Revolution. Ross on Wye, Brecon, Hereford, Ripon, these are the places I would call market towns and not Manchester regardless of holding a charter older than Stickers newest underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: Technically you are probably correct. It is also called Rainy City by the odd strange cunt but Rome has a greater average annual rainfall. Because Manchester has more days when it rains, it is damper than a lot of other cities which meant the cotton lasted longer wIthout becoming brittle. Hence, the home of the Industrial Revolution. Ross on Wye, Brecon, Hereford, Ripon, these are the places I would call market towns and not Manchester regardless of holding a charter older than Stickers newest underpants. Hereford is also a industrial and commercial centre and is a city .. Ripon is simply in Yorkshire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Manky, Pen, how can I put this....... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Manky, Pen, how can I put this....... Fuck off. I was thinking the same. Pen, me and Eddie say fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 25 minutes ago, Manky said: Technically you are probably correct. It is also called Rainy City by the odd strange cunt but Rome has a greater average annual rainfall. Because Manchester has more days when it rains, it is damper than a lot of other cities which meant the cotton lasted longer wIthout becoming brittle. Hence, the home of the Industrial Revolution. Ross on Wye, Brecon, Hereford, Ripon, these are the places I would call market towns and not Manchester regardless of holding a charter older than Stickers newest underpants. As fascinating as this is Manky, you still live in an undesirable hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: As fascinating as this is Manky, you still live in an undesirable hovel. I feel sorry for anyone who isn't proud of their home town, although few of you have any reason for pride. It may be an undesirable hovel but is my undesirable hovel, and I am proud of it. From chopping up social reformers at Peterloo to making Graphene with the crumbs that Wasteminster allow to be sent north. 2 top class football teams and a gun crime record second to none. Pride oozes from my every pore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Manky said: although few of you have any reason for pride. I'm sure Punkape has a good reason for pride. The rainbow loving poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 Jacko's from Cambuslang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Manky said: Pride oozes from my every pore. I think you've mistaken pride for spunk, you filthy old queen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Jacko's from Cambuslang. Is that relevant? Although I believe Hoover had a site there. Did Jacko work on Quality Control there, checking the Hoover's sucking abilities with his nudger and assorted gerbils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I think you've mistaken pride for spunk, you filthy old queen. No. It is definitely pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 3, 2017 Report Share Posted January 3, 2017 21 minutes ago, Manky said: No. It is definitely pride. Mothers pride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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