Wolfie Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shit, but on the up. Had to endure a day of screaming cunt brats yesterday-fucking terrible day. But I have a free house today, so I am going to sit in front of the fire and drink all day long. Presumably they're not your kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shit, but on the up. Had to endure a day of screaming cunt brats yesterday-fucking terrible day. But I have a free house today, so I am going to sit in front of the fire and drink all day long. I imagine that you are attempting to conjur up a bucolic image here, Quince. You sat in hunting tweed at your country estate, sat in a leather chair before a roaring log fire, glass of finest cognac in hand. In reality you'll be sat shivering two inches away from the below, sipping lambrini from a chipped Thomas the Tank Engine mug. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shit, but on the up. Had to endure a day of screaming cunt brats yesterday-fucking terrible day. But I have a free house today, so I am going to sit in front of the fire and drink all day long. I didnt think they were allowed to leave you on your own, unsupervised? 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you are attempting to conjur up a bucolic image here, Quince. You sat in hunting tweed at your country estate, sat in a leather chair before a roaring log fire, glass of finest cognac in hand. In reality you'll be sat shivering two inches away from the below, sipping lambrini from a chipped Thomas the Tank Engine mug. I doubt he can afford "real Lambrini", lets just hope he spits out some of his drink in a fit of pique and 240 volts arc across from that fire to his face.... ...a Sunday roast if you will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I didnt think they were allowed to leave you on your own, unsupervised? I doubt he can afford "real Lambrini", lets just hope he spits out some of his drink in a fit of pique and 240 volts arc across from that fire to his face.... ...a Sunday roast if you will... Ding, you are so, so shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you are attempting to conjur up a bucolic image here, Quince. You sat in hunting tweed at your country estate, sat in a leather chair before a roaring log fire, glass of finest cognac in hand. In reality you'll be sat shivering two inches away from the below, sipping lambrini from a chipped Thomas the Tank Engine mug. Is that a toaster? Did you see what ding just wrote about it? Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 On 26/01/2017 at 9:52 PM, Wolfie said: Your choice of avatar and online demeanour suggest you're some hard cunt from the East End who escaped to the country, when in reality you're probably sitting by your local cosy Cotswold pub's inglenook fireplace supping a pint of Faux Ferret. What an utterly fake blow-off you portray. His avatar reminds me of an elderly local train cum bus spotter from Dawlish who is called Dr Death.he dresses in a light coloured macintosh has Kray brother styled hornrimmed glasses and looks as if he has just been let out of prison wearing the clothes he was wearing in 1959. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 37 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: His avatar reminds me of an elderly local train cum bus spotter from Dawlish who is called Dr Death.he dresses in a light coloured macintosh has Kray brother styled hornrimmed glasses and looks as if he has just been let out of prison wearing the clothes he was wearing in 1959. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 38 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: His avatar reminds me of an elderly local train cum bus spotter from Dawlish who is called Dr Death.he dresses in a light coloured macintosh has Kray brother styled hornrimmed glasses and looks as if he has just been let out of prison wearing the clothes he was wearing in 1959. I'd be less inclined to provide him so much credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: His avatar reminds me of an elderly local train cum bus spotter Your ability to home in on these cum references is quite uncanny. And just a little worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Your ability to home in on these cum references is quite uncanny. And just a little worrying. He's like an Exocet missile at the first hint of anything spunk-related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Is that a toaster? Did you see what ding just wrote about it? Brilliant! I did, and I think we can now safely say that Ding owns you. You're his bitch, he's your big gay Ding daddy. When Ding says jump, you suck his cock, if Ding says make him some gravy on toast, you suck his cock. If Ding says suck his cock, you suck it twice. You've been well and truly Dinged, and there's no way back for you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 32 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Your ability to home in on these cum references is quite uncanny. And just a little worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: I did, and I think we can now safely say that Ding owns you. You're his bitch, he's your big gay Ding daddy. When Ding says jump, you suck his cock, if Ding says make him some gravy on toast, you suck his cock. If Ding says suck his cock, you suck it twice. You've been well and truly Dinged, and there's no way back for you now. Fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 5, 2017 Report Share Posted February 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: He's like an Exocet missile at the first hint of anything spunk-related. So the Atlantic Conveyer was a brothel ship then? I knew it. I fuckin knew it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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