Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: This t-shirt still looks more legit than my tattoo... Are you a devoted enough 'Kiss' fan to have bought their terrible 'music from the elder' album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Are you a devoted enough 'Kiss' fan to have bought their terrible 'music from the elder' album? Don't even like them that much any more. I was young, drunk, and had a friend who knew a guy who worked at the local dump who did tattoos for people at £20 a pop as a hobby. Had it done in my mates dining room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Now I just hope all of them will make it through life without turning out to be kiddy fiddlers... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've still got a Viz coffee mug emblazoned with, 'Go on, have a fag, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow'. Elton John's tour t shirts say that too. Er, apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 32 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I've haddock up to here with you Baws. On yer Pike. death would be a welcome release Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 26 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Now I just hope all of them will make it through life without turning out to be kiddy fiddlers... Makes you wonder if a few Gary Glitter fans have had an emergency cover up job done in recent years. I also wonder what the current eBay price of a Jim'll fix it badge is these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Makes you wonder if a few Gary Glitter fans have had an emergency cover up job done in recent years. I also wonder what the current eBay price of a Jim'll fix it badge is these days. Some cunts currently trying to sell an annual for £11.92 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The great MikeD himself would be too ashamed to recycle any of the lame fish puns these cunts have come up with. Long live Viz. My aunt used to give me lard sarnies when I was a nipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: My aunt used to give me lard sarnies when I was a nipper. Nothing wrong with that. I bet you grew up to be big and strong with hairs on your chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 The sickest one I've seen had a hand coming out of a grave holding a fork. On the headstone it had Karen Carpenter's name and underneath it said 'Karen Carpenter's back. And she's hungry as hell'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Makes you wonder if a few Gary Glitter fans have had an emergency cover up job done in recent years. I also wonder what the current eBay price of a Jim'll fix it badge is these days. Indeed. And the value of Rolf Harris paintings has dived. Shame really, he was good with a brush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The sickest one I've seen had a hand coming out of a grave holding a fork. On the headstone it had Karen Carpenter's name and underneath it said 'Karen Carpenter's back. And she's hungry as hell'! Fucking sick. Not Karen Carpenter, the shirt. More the fool that wears such a thing, though I believe they are only worn on Rainy Days & Mondays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 I can almost picture Ms Roops, on her loom knocking out CC T-shirts & ankle warmers from Welsh sheep fleece for us punters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Fucking sick. Not Karen Carpenter, the shirt. More the fool that wears such a thing, though I believe they are only worn on Rainy Days & Mondays. I was thinking about this Only Yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Makes you wonder if a few Gary Glitter fans have had an emergency cover up job done in recent years. I also wonder what the current eBay price of a Jim'll fix it badge is these days. Now then now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was thinking about this Only Yesterday. I'm On Top of the World and yet We've Only Just Begun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm On Top of the World and yet We've Only Just Begun. Careful, I don't wanna get Close To You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The sickest one I've seen had a hand coming out of a grave holding a fork. On the headstone it had Karen Carpenter's name and underneath it said 'Karen Carpenter's back. And she's hungry as hell'! It was probably Gurt, on one of his worm-forays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Careful, I don't wanna get Close To You. We'd only end up Hurting Each Other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: We'd only end up Hurting Each Other. That's it. I've exhausted my knowledge of Carpenter's tunes. I'm off for a Jambalaya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 3, 2017 Report Share Posted February 3, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: Don't even like them that much any more. I was young, drunk, and had a friend who knew a guy who worked at the local dump who did tattoos for people at £20 a pop as a hobby. Had it done in my mates dining room. Sounds like a swish set up you had growing up. Were you sent to school in baked bean can shoes and a banana skin for a tie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Sounds like a swish set up you had growing up. Were you sent to school in baked bean can shoes and a banana skin for a tie? School? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I can almost picture Ms Roops, on her loom knocking out CC T-shirts & ankle warmers from Welsh sheep fleece for us punters. I wouldn't wear a shirt that reveals I have any relation to this place or the loonies held within. If they ever make CC brand toilet roll however let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 9 hours ago, Roadkill said: I wouldn't wear a shirt that reveals I have any relation to this place or the loonies held within. If they ever make CC brand toilet roll however let me know. Have you not received the complimentary packet of Punkape Wetwipes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Have you not received the complimentary packet of Punkape Wetwipes? I wouldn't wipe my arse on Punkape. It's what he'd want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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