Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Fuck off with your oh-so-hilarious tee shirt with the quirky little picture. It doesn't make you look cool and slightly edgy - it make you look like a stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off. 1 Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Total drivel. 7 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off with your oh-so-hilarious tee shirt with the quirky little picture. It doesn't make you look cool and slightly edgy - it make you look like a stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off. Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Total drivel. Coming from the drivel-master himself. Go and compose one of your little songs, you mentally unhinged fucking cretin. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Blahh Blahh Blahh. You're like a fucking old woman. Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Blahh Blahh Blahh. You're like a fucking old woman. Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Posted February 3, 2017 Try and remain on topic, turd face. If you want to post your usual crap, please do so on the open forum. This is a legitimate nom, about something that annoys me intensely. Fool. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: Fuck off with your oh-so-hilarious tee shirt with the quirky little picture. It doesn't make you look cool and slightly edgy - it make you look like a stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off. I just googled this shit and I must agree, the only really funny t-shirts were the ones Viz used to sell. Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking brilliant. Quote
Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2017 Author Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I just googled this shit and I must agree, the only really funny t-shirts were the ones Viz used to sell. 'Eavens is probably wearing one and a pair of piss stained white y fronts like Rik from The Young Ones, staggering around his bedsit, off his face on meths again. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: 'Eavens is probably off his face on meths again. meths, far too posh, alcoholic's stale piss and jenkem! Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Noakes said: meths, far too posh, alcoholic's stale piss and jenkem! Horlics, if you please. Quote
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 If I hadn't seen it, I never would have imagined anybody would be caught in one of these horrid fucking things. A fashion trend for only the thickest of cunts. Punkape probably has an extensive collection. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Horlics, if you please. alcohorlic's stale piss then Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just googled this shit and I must agree, the only really funny t-shirts were the ones Viz used to sell. I dunno. The flannelette ones that Frank wears with I AM A CUNT written on the back sure take some beating Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If I hadn't seen it, I never would have imagined anybody would be caught in one of these horrid fucking things. A fashion trend for only the thickest of cunts. Punkape probably has an extensive collection. ... and you can bet your life that they reek of fish, too. Quote
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just googled this shit and I must agree, the only really funny t-shirts were the ones Viz used to sell. The great MikeD himself would be too ashamed to recycle any of the lame fish puns these cunts have come up with. Long live Viz. 1 Quote
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Fuck off with your oh-so-hilarious tee shirt with the quirky little picture. It doesn't make you look cool and slightly edgy - it make you look like a stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off. Is this actually a thing or are you just mental? I've honestly not noticed any change in the number of people wearing dumb t-shirts. It's still too fucking cold to wear t-shirts if you ask me. The worst T-shirt I ever saw happened to me in September 2014. I had a temporary job cleaning a Screwfix and was in the process of mopping the floor in the electrical section when a shadow fell across the store. I don't know if it was a man or a woman, it was too fat to tell. It had long brown hair pulled back in a ponytail and hauled itself along with a permanent limp - possible gout, or maybe a prosthetic leg due to diabetes or hunger. It wore a black T-shirt over it's repulsive form, one of those awful hippy/emo ones that always have some sort of "majestic" creature staring at you, like a wolf or a tiger or some shit, the ones you can buy for a tenner at any shop that also happens to sell dream catchers or incense sticks. Example. Not actual Shirt. Only this one was different. Instead of portraying only one animal the owner had apparently decided to utilize their unique proportions in order to display the most intricate image of wildlife ever encountered through the medium of T-shirts. It depicted a moonlit waterhole in the middle of a dark desert surrounded by different animals. Lions, tigers, wolves (in a desert), eagles, zebra, buffalo ect, ect. They were all just standing around in plain sight of each other, drinking from the same waterhole or staring "majestically" off into the distance and living in perfect harmony as nature intended. That's it really. It probably doesn't sound that bad but imagine seeing it in an A1 print size as it slowly lumbers past you smelling of Burger King and BO. Also the cunt didn't wipe it's feet before it came in so my nice clean floor ended up with dirty boot marks hard pressed into the tiles by the sheer weight. 1 Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 "Our retro Fish Eat Fish Artist T-Shirt is back for a limited time only! Catch it quick.... This season wear our retro Fish Eat Fish Artist T-Shirt, perfect for beach, beer garden or family barbecue. It's a fish eat fish world, you might as well laugh it off and unwind instead.". Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Is this actually a thing or are you just mental? I've honestly not noticed any change in the number of people wearing dumb t-shirts. It's still too fucking cold to wear t-shirts if you ask me. The worst T-shirt I ever saw happened to me in September 2014. I had a temporary job cleaning a Screwfix and was in the process of mopping the floor in the electrical section when a shadow fell across the store. I don't know if it was a man or a woman, it was too fat to tell. It had long brown hair pulled back in a ponytail and hauled itself along with a permanent limp - possible gout, or maybe a prosthetic leg due to diabetes or hunger. It wore a black T-shirt over it's repulsive form, one of those awful hippy/emo ones that always have some sort of "majestic" creature staring at you, like a wolf or a tiger or some shit, the ones you can buy for a tenner at any shop that also happens to sell dream catchers or incense sticks. Example. Not actual Shirt. Only this one was different. Instead of portraying only one animal the owner had apparently decided to utilize their unique proportions in order to display the most intricate image of wildlife ever encountered through the medium of T-shirts. It depicted a moonlit waterhole in the middle of a dark desert surrounded by different animals. Lions, tigers, wolves (in a desert), eagles, zebra, buffalo ect, ect. They were all just standing around in plain sight of each other, drinking from the same waterhole or staring "majestically" off into the distance and living in perfect harmony as nature intended. That's it really. It probably doesn't sound that bad but imagine seeing it in an A1 print size as it slowly lumbers past you smelling of Burger King and BO. Also the cunt didn't wipe it's feet before it came in so my nice clean floor ended up with dirty boot marks hard pressed into the tiles by the sheer weight. Wolf fleece couples in their 60s, every car boot sale must have one 1 Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The great MikeD himself would be too ashamed to recycle any of the lame fish puns these cunts have come up with. Long live Viz. Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The great MikeD himself would be too ashamed to recycle any of the lame fish puns these cunts have come up with. Long live Viz. I've haddock up to here with you Baws. On yer Pike. Quote
Roadkill Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 33 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This t-shirt still looks more legit than my tattoo... Quote
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 Its difficult to beat those wonderful Xmas t-shirts with little poxy lights flashing on them while they play Ho Ho Ho. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2017 Report Posted February 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The great MikeD himself would be too ashamed to recycle any of the lame fish puns these cunts have come up with. Long live Viz. I've still got a Viz coffee mug emblazoned with, 'Go on, have a fag, you could get hit by a bus tomorrow'. Quote
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