Cuntybaws Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 The miscreant in front of you may well be a hat-wearing, brain-dead octogenarian, but you can never discount the possibility of it being a "Hypermiler". These scum rank among the biggest cuntbreeds on the planet, adopting techniques to minimise their petrol consumption despite knowing full well that they're pissing off every other motorist. This may be because they think they're Captain fucking Planet, or just because they're tighter than the proverbial gnat's chuff, but either way what they need is to be soundly beaten with ecologically sourced two-by-fours from renewable forests and then set on fire. Among such gems as "Keep the windows up. An open window cause drag", these cunts actually advocate "Don’t drive in big shoes, they take away the sensitivity you need with the throttle." Well, that's clowns fucked then, eh? Honestly, a quick death is too good for some people. http://www.hypermiler.co.uk/hypermiling/hypermiling-techniques Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 37 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: But surely this must be normal in your household, anywhere you live must be full of bullshit. I do however agree with your sentiments regarding tardy drivers so I will give you a like. Silence, you vile, thick, racist fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The miscreant in front of you may well be a hat-wearing, brain-dead octogenarian, but you can never discount the possibility of it being a "Hypermiler". These scum rank among the biggest cuntbreeds on the planet, adopting techniques to minimise their petrol consumption despite knowing full well that they're pissing off every other motorist. This may be because they think they're Captain fucking Planet, or just because they're tighter than the proverbial gnat's chuff, but either way what they need is to be soundly beaten with ecologically sourced two-by-fours from renewable forests and then set on fire. Among such gems as "Keep the windows up. An open window cause drag", these cunts actually advocate "Don’t drive in big shoes, they take away the sensitivity you need with the throttle." Well, that's clowns fucked then, eh? Honestly, a quick death is too good for some people. http://www.hypermiler.co.uk/hypermiling/hypermiling-techniques Just had a look at the link, and I already have a mental picture in the kind on Nigels and Grahams that indulge in this ridiculous pursuit. If the cunts are so keen to save the planet, and so keen to save money, they should do one of three things: 1). Walk. 2). Cycle. 3). Kill themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: Silence, you vile, thick, racist fucking cunt. Silence, you vile, thick, liberal fascist, arrogant knob-jockey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Silence, you vile, thick, liberal fascist, arrogant knob-jockey Silence, you oily heap of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The miscreant in front of you may well be a hat-wearing, brain-dead octogenarian, but you can never discount the possibility of it being a "Hypermiler". These scum rank among the biggest cuntbreeds on the planet, adopting techniques to minimise their petrol consumption despite knowing full well that they're pissing off every other motorist. This may be because they think they're Captain fucking Planet, or just because they're tighter than the proverbial gnat's chuff, but either way what they need is to be soundly beaten with ecologically sourced two-by-fours from renewable forests and then set on fire. Among such gems as "Keep the windows up. An open window cause drag", these cunts actually advocate "Don’t drive in big shoes, they take away the sensitivity you need with the throttle." Well, that's clowns fucked then, eh? Honestly, a quick death is too good for some people. http://www.hypermiler.co.uk/hypermiling/hypermiling-techniques Listen, I hate clowns. They need fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Silence, you oily heap of shit. Silence you plagiarist cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Silence you plagiarist cretin. Silence you plagiarist cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 Cheers decimal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Silence you plagiarist cretin. No! I'm plagiarist cretin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Listen, I hate clowns. They need fucking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 48 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Silence you plagiarist cretin. Silence, you repetitive piece of scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Listen, I hate clowns. They need fucking Then go and fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 34 minutes ago, Snatch said: Then go and fuck them. I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 13, 2017 Report Share Posted February 13, 2017 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Cheers decimal. Hold your dammed tounge, you snivelling, brown-cocked, fudge-compressing fucking slaaaag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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