Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Daft cunt http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4258242/Drunk-passenger-38-rides-train-roof-save-6-60.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Looks like punkape has already escaped from the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 Indians do it all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Daft cunt http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4258242/Drunk-passenger-38-rides-train-roof-save-6-60.html Go easy on him, Pen. He's unemployed and couldn't afford the £6.60 train ticket, hence the risk-taking. Still, he somehow could afford to buy enough booze to get drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 43 minutes ago, Neil said: Indians do it all the time When I studied under the great guru Alahamajad Vish Palush during my Calcutta sojourn, he would often state that his acolytes could experience the true wonders of the divine cosmic construct by opening up our chakras to the moon goddess from atop the roof of a Rawlipandi express train. In those days I was a seeker of the universal truth, and would spend my days travelling through Bengal readily on the roof of these magnificent railed creatures. One night, it was the 22nd October 2004, I received a visitation from Vishnu. The supreme being laid a blanket of dazzling vermilion across the firmament of stars, and whispered in my ear... "Neil is a stupid, fat fucking cunt. Summon your colleagues at H.M.R.C. to investigate the useless manual labouring peasant's tax returns." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: When I studied under the great guru Alahamajad Vish Palush during my Calcutta sojourn, he would often state that his acolytes could experience the true wonders of the divine cosmic construct by opening up our chakras to the moon goddess from atop the roof of a Rawlipandi express train. In those days I was a seeker of the universal truth, and would spend my days travelling through Bengal readily on the roof of these magnificent railed creatures. One night, it was the 22nd October 2004, I received a visitation from Vishnu. The supreme being laid a blanket of dazzling vermilion across the firmament of stars, and whispered in my ear... "Neil is a stupid, fat fucking cunt. Summon your colleagues at H.M.R.C. to investigate the useless manual labouring peasant's tax returns." It wasn't a visitation, you didn't crouch down fast enough before that bridge, and that vermillion was your blood spraying across the tracks. Hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It wasn't a visitation, you didn't crouch down fast enough before that bridge, and that vermillion was your blood spraying across the tracks. Hopefully. If you don't have anything constructive or humorous to say, which you quite clearly don't, fucking shut it. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: If you don't have anything constructive or humorous to say, which you quite clearly don't, fucking shut it. Idiot. Oh and looky here, the pet poodle has arrived. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: When I studied under the great guru Alahamajad Vish Palush during my Calcutta sojourn, he would often state that his acolytes could experience the true wonders of the divine cosmic construct by opening up our chakras to the moon goddess from atop the roof of a Rawlipandi express train. In those days I was a seeker of the universal truth, and would spend my days travelling through Bengal readily on the roof of these magnificent railed creatures. One night, it was the 22nd October 2004, I received a visitation from Vishnu. The supreme being laid a blanket of dazzling vermilion across the firmament of stars, and whispered in my ear... "Neil is a stupid, fat fucking cunt. Summon your colleagues at H.M.R.C. to investigate the useless manual labouring peasant's tax returns." I'll have what he's having Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 25, 2017 Report Share Posted February 25, 2017 56 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Go easy on him, Pen. He's unemployed and couldn't afford the £6.60 train ticket, hence the risk-taking. Still, he somehow could afford to buy enough booze to get drunk. I used to see that regularly, got no money for a £2.50 ticket but had just bought £10 worth of booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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