Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 With modern LED technology becoming more and more affordable, surely this horrible, archaic form of lighting should be a thing of the past. It take for ever to come on, it flickers and the light it produces is of shite quality. Because of these factors, I ask myself why I still have one of the useless pieces of shit in my garage. I'm clearly a stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: With modern LED technology becoming more and more affordable, surely this horrible, archaic form of lighting should be a thing of the past. It take for ever to come on, it flickers and the light it produces is of shite quality. Because of these factors, I ask myself why I still have one of the useless pieces of shit in my garage. I'm clearly a stupid fucking cunt. Me tink ja be smokin da erb if it take long time come on maan and yes, you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: With modern LED technology becoming more and more affordable, surely this horrible, archaic form of lighting should be a thing of the past. It take for ever to come on, it flickers and the light it produces is of shite quality. Because of these factors, I ask myself why I still have one of the useless pieces of shit in my garage. I'm clearly a stupid fucking cunt. At last you admit it, now I can relax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Me tink ja be smokin da erb if it take long time come on maan and yes, you are Me tink ja be a pedantic wanker, maan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 You need LED in your pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: At last you admit it, now I can relax Withers, much as I despise you and everything you represent, I'm glad you are still on CC. Wanker. And where the fuck is Bubba? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Me tink ja be a pedantic wanker, maan. How very dare you, I'm not a tantric wanker, one an hour is plenty for me, I haven't that many clients for starters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 I've always wondered why these bulbs hum,apparently its because they don't know the words Just fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Neil said: I've always wondered why these bulbs hum,apparently its because they don't know the words Just fuck off! Neil, I've got a couple of bags of cement about a year old that have gone rock ard, probably the damp but I've stored them on a pallet under a tarp so fuck knows how. Is there anyway to salvage them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Evidently, if you stand near a radio mast or under power lines, a florescent tube fluoresces like a light sabre. Just a tip in case you get bored and feel like kicking fuck out of a Jedi Knight. Just be aware, it is incredibly foolish to take an LED light to a fluorescent tube fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Neil, I've got a couple of bags of cement about a year old that have gone rock ard, probably the damp but I've stored them on a pallet under a tarp so fuck knows how. Is there anyway to salvage them? I'm afraid I dont have a concrete answer for you,Why dont you try taking them swimming with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: I'm afraid I dont have a concrete answer for you,Why dont you try taking them swimming with you? Out of likes old bean! Smash em up for hardcore or tip trip. Whilst I'm here, when laying patio slabs would you lay them on sharp sand/building sand mix or motor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Out of likes old bean! Smash em up for hardcore or tip trip. Whilst I'm here, when laying patio slabs would you lay them on sharp sand/building sand mix or motor? Lime sand, slabs bed in and sand goes off through natural moisture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lime sand, slabs bed in and sand goes off through natural moisture. Lime sand- never fucking heard of it-would sand and cement dry mix work the same? I thought Neil was the labourer/bricky/pasty eating, sun reading, van driving cunt, you as well it seems. I might start a new 'Ask Eric tedious DIY questions thread' on the open corner if so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lime sand, slabs bed in and sand goes off through natural moisture. You cunts are a bit off topic..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: With modern LED technology becoming more and more affordable, surely this horrible, archaic form of lighting should be a thing of the past. It take for ever to come on, it flickers and the light it produces is of shite quality. Because of these factors, I ask myself why I still have one of the useless pieces of shit in my garage. I'm clearly a stupid fucking cunt. Well son if yur motor was out in the street some wee radge wud be along tae fuckin tan it sharpish like. Ah keep ma motor in the lockup to stop the wee bams fae Drylaw comin and pannin the windaes in and takin the radio ken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lime sand- never fucking heard of it-would sand and cement dry mix work the same? I thought Neil was the labourer/bricky/pasty eating, sun reading, van driving cunt, you as well it seems. I might start a new 'Ask Eric tedious DIY questions thread' on the open corner if so You Cunt!...I dont read the Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: You cunts are a bit off topic..... It's DIY based. I'm sure dung and bubba will rock up soon and drag it into death threats and noncing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: You Cunt!...I dont read the Sun Fuck me a guardian reading bricky- do you eye the editorial whilst on the mixer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: It's DIY based. I'm sure dung and bubba will rock up soon and drag it into death threats and noncing Fair enough. Where the fuck is Bubba anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lime sand- never fucking heard of it-would sand and cement dry mix work the same? I thought Neil was the labourer/bricky/pasty eating, sun reading, van driving cunt, you as well it seems. I might start a new 'Ask Eric tedious DIY questions thread' on the open corner if so Yes 5 to 1 dry mix is fine. Keep what's left over, add a bit more cement and sweep it into the cracks afterwards, saves fucking around wet pointing with a Harris trowel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 I dont read papers just wipe my arse with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes 5 to 1 dry mix is fine. Keep what's left over, add a bit more cement and sweep it into the cracks afterwards, saves fucking around wet pointing with a Harris trowel. Actually I did this very method yesterday, it's only old concrete slabs round the veg plots so doesn't have to be brilliant. Fuck the pointing though, I filled the gaps with Flint gravel, stops the neighbours cats shitting I hope as was previously bark chippings. If not it's a combo of anti freeze and air rifle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ape said: Fair enough. Where the fuck is Bubba anyway? All those millions don't make themselves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Well son if yur motor was out in the street some wee radge wud be along tae fuckin tan it sharpish like. Ah keep ma motor in the lockup to stop the wee bams fae Drylaw comin and pannin the windaes in and takin the radio ken? Well who'd have thought it? Our resident comedy genius has, yet again, chosen to reply in his oh-so-hilarious trademark 'Scottish" speak. What a treat! What a wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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