Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: In the 1980s I got on my bike, as was the politcal message and looked for work. I tried most things, oh and fuck off punkape before you start, Kirby was one of them. I hated their direct and indirect pressure techniques and left after two demonstrations that were booked for me in homes of people who could never afford one, a lose lose situation. They were too heavy and the so called unbreakable plastic accessories were very breakable as I found out on my first demonstration, very much a case of hype over substance. Still I am sure punkape would use the many accessories to create a self felching device (had to say it before troll features squeaks up). Not sure how they trained the staff were you went, but my brother in law went to Kirby cleaners, and in the training room they were teaching them to sing hymms but change words to include the cleaner. He fucked off after a couple of hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: This may come as a surprise to my critics but my knowledge and experience of inappropriate rodent use amounts to zilch. So you have never shoved any eggs or flags on a string up your beaver then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Not sure how they trained the staff were you went, but my brother in law went to Kirby cleaners, and in the training room they were teaching them to sing hymms but change words to include the cleaner. He fucked off after a couple of hours. Oh yes, being a musician I had wiped that bit from my memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: So you have never shoved any eggs or flags on a string up your beaver then? Why would anyone put flags on a string up their fanny (unless, of course, there was a foreign sailor lost up there who could only communicate by semaphore?). Is it called Cunting Bunting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck bagless cleaners they are all shit. My henry sucks better than all the others combined. You married well there Alfalfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: This may come as a surprise to my critics but my knowledge and experience of inappropriate rodent use amounts to zilch. I did however spend a few days with friends at Menai Bridge last week where I bought some products from The Body Shop, famous for not testing on rats and other animals. What? The same Body Shop who are owned by L'Oréal? A company who definitely do test their stuff on animals - despite what their disingenuous press releases claim. Particularly in China. Although why they can't just test their stuff on Chinese political dissidents is beyond me. It's not like there's any fucking shortage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: They're over engineered and too much is placed on aesthetic design rather than substance. Go to a recycle tip and you cant move for discarded Dysons, some of them looking quite new. Actually one of the best cleaners is a Kirby vacuum, which looks like a 1940's museum piece. Shame they are vastly overpriced and are sold by door to door salesmen who employ high pressure sales tactics... employ high pressure sales tactics... I usually employ a high pressure hose on the cunts if they knock on my door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fuck bagless cleaners they are all shit. My henry vacuum sucks better than all the others combined. Don't lend it to Spunkers you won't get it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: employ high pressure sales tactics... I usually employ a high pressure hose on the cunts if they knock on my door. They arrange it all by phone with a sweetener offer like a free bottle of wine for letting them do a two hour demo your house (alcohol free wine of course, mustn't upset any followers of the religion of peace after all). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 16 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Don't lend it to Spunkers you won't get it back. They use a suction scale when testing vacuums, it is the punkape scale. Nothing sucks better than a punkape, according to all the other rent boys at the Cheshire Manhire personal escort services company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: What? The same Body Shop who are owned by L'Oréal? A company who definitely do test their stuff on animals - despite what their disingenuous press releases claim. Particularly in China. Although why they can't just test their stuff on Chinese political dissidents is beyond me. It's not like there's any fucking shortage. Yep, they've owned them since 2006 and are apparently... Quote Both The Body Shop and L’Oreal share the ultimate ambition to eradicate animal testing. We approach this issue in different ways: The Body Shop campaigns and mobilises popular support while L'Oréal invests millions in research to find alternatives. L’Oréal has always recognised and respected The Body Shop opposition to animal testing. Millions, it's been 11 years, have they got anywhere yet? No? Reminds me of the Student Unions years ago pulling all the bank accounts from Barclays because of the South Africa and apartheid links, they moved them to the Co-Operative Bank... who at the time banked with Barclays.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yep, they've owned them since 2006 and are apparently... Millions, it's been 11 years, have they got anywhere yet? No? Reminds me of the Student Unions years ago pulling all the bank accounts from Barclays because of the South Africa and apartheid links, they moved them to the Co-Operative Bank... who at the time banked with Barclays.... Ethics is a right fucking pretzel isn't it? You recycle stuff only to discover the bin lorries that collect it all are biiger polluters than Union Carbide. You go Vegan and a day later some fruitloop botanist Tefal-head claims plants have feelings. You vote Green only to discover they'd get into a 'Progressive Alliance' (fucks sake!) with the Scottish Nationalists - whose entire existence is predicated on the mass consumption of oil for the internal combustion engine. On balance you're best just tossing Styrofoam Big Mac boxes out the window of your hot-rod, screaming'Fuck The Ozone Layer' very loudly.....whilst wanking 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Ethics is a right fucking pretzel isn't it? You recycle stuff only to discover the bin lorries that collect it all are biiger polluters than Union Carbide. You go Vegan and a day later some fruitloop botanist Tefal-head claims plants have feelings. You vote Green only to discover they'd get into a 'Progressive Alliance' (fucks sake!) with the Scottish Nationalists - whose entire existence is predicated on the mass consumption of oil for the internal combustion engine. On balance you're best just tossing Styrofoam Big Mac boxes out the window of your hot-rod, screaming'Fuck The Ozone Layer' very loudly.....whilst wanking This is all well and good, but you've apparently diarised this as "Make a sensible and literate post" day when it's actually "Tell Ding to fuck off and stop being a dildo" day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 16, 2017 Report Share Posted July 16, 2017 On 4 July 2017 at 10:17 PM, Jiggerycock said: Ethics is a right fucking pretzel isn't it? You recycle stuff only to discover the bin lorries that collect it all are biiger polluters than Union Carbide. You go Vegan and a day later some fruitloop botanist Tefal-head claims plants have feelings. You vote Green only to discover they'd get into a 'Progressive Alliance' (fucks sake!) with the Scottish Nationalists - whose entire existence is predicated on the mass consumption of oil for the internal combustion engine. On balance you're best just tossing Styrofoam Big Mac boxes out the window of your hot-rod, screaming'Fuck The Ozone Layer' very loudly.....whilst wanking Make sure your car is fitted with big brown baby seal eyes for headlamps as you toss styrofoam Big Mac boxes from it. Denis Leary's fucking great isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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