Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Who's eaten bread-crusts and has still got straight hair, and hasn't opened a brolly indoors whilst smashing the mirror under the ladder? Wives, and their tales, are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I smashed one of those disco balls covered in hundreds of tiny mirrors. My bad luck runs out in 2348 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: I smashed one of those disco balls covered in hundreds of tiny mirrors. My bad luck runs out in 2348 Presumably you were in a gay nightclub on Canal St at the time of the "incident". Looks like the cat's out of the bag you dirty bender.... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 My old granny had a number of sayings she was well known for. 1). You are acting like a wooden duck made of smoke. 2). When a man gets to know he doesn't know as much as he thinks he knows, then he gets to know something. And on her deathbed, 3). Manky you fat cunt, put that knife down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Presumably you were in a gay nightclub on Canal St at the time of the "incident". Looks like the cat's out of the bag you dirty bender.... lol. Fuck off. Reported for going off topic on the third post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Presumably you were in a gay nightclub on Canal St at the time of the "incident". Looks like the cat's out of the bag you dirty bender.... lol. Fuck off. Wrong again Spunkbreath. It was while I was on Britain's got Talent calling in artillery barrages on Ant and Dec. (I didn't win) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: Reported for going off topic on the third post. How can disco balls and Canal st be off topic ? Fuck off. Reorted for false reporting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Reported for going off topic on the third post. Reported for duplicitous reporting. Fuck off cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: How can disco balls and Canal st be off topic ? Fuck off. Reorted for false reporting. Because you have turned it into a thread about your seedy sex life again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Because you have turned it into a thread about your seedy sex life again. Up yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: Because you have turned it into a thread about your seedy sex life again. You cant even get a bit of hand Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for duplicitous reporting. Fuck off cunt. Reported yourself then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Up yours. No thanks spunks im not your type, I'm straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 My grandmother used to say ' if you rub a wet nappy on a babies head, it will have curly hair'. Bollocks, I have always had straight hair, and for the first 2 years of my life I smelt of stale piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: No thanks spunks im not your type, I'm straight. Straight up the rusty bullet hole more like Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: Straight up the rusty bullet hole more like Panzerknacker Keep them coming you absolute piece of paralysed piss, you really are showing what a complete and utter tool you are. About as bright as a candle with a wick that won't burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: My grandmother used to say ' if you rub a wet nappy on a babies head, it will have curly hair'. Bollocks, I have always had straight hair, and for the first 2 years of my life I smelt of stale piss. I thought smelling of stale piss was a French national characteristic. That and surrendering to the Hun. My grandad hid a young Jewish girl under the stairs in his Paris maison in 1940. When he phoned me last week he said he was thinking of telling her the war is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: I thought smelling of stale piss was a French national characteristic. That and surrendering to the Hun. My grandad hid a young Jewish girl under the stairs in his Paris maison in 1940. When he phoned me last week he said he was thinking of telling her the war is over. Now the Corner is working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Keep them coming you absolute piece of paralysed piss, you really are showing what a complete and utter tool you are. About as bright as a candle with a wick that won't burn. Here..fuck head. ..sex with yourself doesn't mean your straight Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Here..fuck head. ..sex with yourself doesn't mean your straight Panzerknacker ?????????? What??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for duplicitous reporting. Fuck off cunt. Will people stop getting reported Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 My mum used to say "there's nowt so queer as Punkape"...........or maybe it was folk,can't fucking remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Neil said: My mum used to say "there's nowt so queer as Punkape"...........or maybe it was folk,can't fucking remember I got burgled by 2 members of Punkape's golf club. Nothing was stolen but the washing up was done and they left me a quiche in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: I got burgled by 2 members of Punkape's golf club. Nothing was stolen but the washing up was done and they left me a quiche in the oven. Where is Scotty?, he has a lot of filing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Where is Scotty?, he has a lot of filing to do. Why? Is he in prison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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