Guest judgetwi Posted June 5, 2019 Report Share Posted June 5, 2019 Another 300 grand from the Home Office for this pointless exercise. A winter holiday in Portugal for the coppers courtesy of Mr and Mrs Mugtaxpayer. Trebles all round! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Another 300 grand from the Home Office for this pointless exercise. A winter holiday in Portugal for the coppers courtesy of Mr and Mrs Mugtaxpayer. Trebles all round! From what I've heard, yet another "person of interest" has been identified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: From what I've heard, yet another "person of interest" has been identified. I’ve heard there’s two. Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) Sir Nigel of Farage ( real name Josef Goebbels ) Definitely a pair of cunts worth looking at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 Did they have a butler during their holiday? If so, i reckon it was the butler, in the library or something with a candlestick. Do i win £300k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: From what I've heard, yet another "person of interest" has been identified. Very interesting. Is it Steve Davis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Did they have a butler during their holiday? If so, i reckon it was the butler, in the library or something with a candlestick. Do i win £300k? Rab Butler was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Did they have a butler during their holiday? If so, i reckon it was the butler, in the library or something with a candlestick. Do i win £300k? I think it was Reverend Green in the open windowed bedroom with a massive boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 It was the Jehovah's Witnesses what done it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 42 minutes ago, Glowworm said: It was the Jehovah's Witnesses what done it. They were interviewed but they said Jehovah didn't do it. They have witnesses to prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: Another 300 grand from the Home Office for this pointless exercise. A winter holiday in Portugal for the coppers courtesy of Mr and Mrs Mugtaxpayer. Trebles all round! Here's a fly on the wall update of the current investigation. As you can see, officers in Portugal are following up every lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 18 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve heard there’s two. Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) Sir Nigel of Farage ( real name Josef Goebbels ) Definitely a pair of cunts worth looking at. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 29 minutes ago, Frank said: Fuck off. Ah, there you are Frank. I wondered how long it would take for you to turn up with your usual defence of the McCanns. Save you the bother i’ll do it for you : Idiot Shut up you cunt fuck off Shut up you childless cunt Fuck off, you know nothing And at the end of it we are no nearer knowing why you love this pair of cunts so much. One of the great mysteries of Cunts Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 On 04/05/2017 at 09:38, Guest Lady Penelope said: They are easy to misslay, back in June 1978 I found a 4 year old girl wondering around platform 1 at Crewe Station at 2:15 one morning. It took the police until 1:30 the following afternoon to find out who she belonged to. Turned out that a woman and her 9 kids were travelling overnight from Plymouth to Carlisle. The girl had stepped of the train at Crewe and the train had left without her, the mother had not noticed even when she got to Carlisle and had walked the rest of her brood home at about 4AM and then sent them to bed. Local Police had knocked on her door at 2:30 that afternoon to tell her that they had found her daughter to which she said .. "Oh I thought that she was still in bed, where was she?" .. she had until that point not even realised that the kid was missing and put it down to the fact that she had got so many of them. Was her name McCallister by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Was her name McCallister by any chance? Have the spic filth checked the platform at Praia de luz train station? Maddie could be wandering around still, not knowing she’s lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Ah, there you are Frank. I wondered how long it would take for you to turn up with your usual defence of the McCanns. Save you the bother i’ll do it for you : Idiot Shut up you cunt fuck off Shut up you childless cunt Fuck off, you know nothing And at the end of it we are no nearer knowing why you love this pair of cunts so much. One of the great mysteries of Cunts Corner. Frank certainly is easily triggered by the child-neglecting McCunts. It’s fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Very interesting. Is it Steve Davis? I've met Steve Davis (if you mean Steve Davis the Snooker player - if you don't mean Steve Davis the Snooker player, ignore the rest of this post, it won't make any sense) once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: I've met Steve Davis (if you mean Steve Davis the Snooker player - if you don't mean Steve Davis the Snooker player, ignore the rest of this post, it won't make any sense) once. I saw Cat Deeley in Selfridges in Oxford Street. My Girlfriend hid behind some clothes racks until she walked past, Fuck knows why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: I saw Cat Deeley in Selfridges in Oxford Street. My Girlfriend hid behind some clothes racks until she walked past, Fuck knows why? I saw Steely Dan at the Rainbow, back a bit. They were good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I saw Steely Dan at the Rainbow, back a bit. They were good. Are you reeling in the years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 6, 2019 Report Share Posted June 6, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I saw Cat Deeley in Selfridges in Oxford Street. My Girlfriend hid behind some clothes racks until she walked past, Fuck knows why? I don't know how the D Day commemorations are working out for you, Bill, but I'm finding it heartbreaking. The only member of my family who has ever done something remotely remarkable, or brave, was my Dad's Brother - and he did it at D Day. Despite losing an eye, a leg, an arm and his ears, he still continued hopping at the enemy and remonstrating furiously. Courage beyond the call, I think we can all agree. Gott segne dich Onkel Fritz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Are you reeling in the years? I'm home at last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm home at last. But are you telling us everything you did? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 Kate should admit defeat and accept the fact that she'll never see Maddie again. I'm just deciding whether I would offer to help her make a replacement as she hasn't aged well and doesn't look as fuckable as she once did. Like Neil, I'm usually not that fussy but even rapists have standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 17 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I don't know how the D Day commemorations are working out for you, Bill, but I'm finding it heartbreaking. The only member of my family who has ever done something remotely remarkable, or brave, was my Dad's Brother - and he did it at D Day. Despite losing an eye, a leg, an arm and his ears, he still continued hopping at the enemy and remonstrating furiously. Courage beyond the call, I think we can all agree. Gott segne dich Onkel Fritz. That’s ‘’gottserbarmlich” Olly I trust there was still enough of him left to pin a few medals on. Do you have any photos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 7, 2019 Report Share Posted June 7, 2019 18 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I don't know how the D Day commemorations are working out for you, Bill, but I'm finding it heartbreaking. The only member of my family who has ever done something remotely remarkable, or brave, was my Dad's Brother - and he did it at D Day. Despite losing an eye, a leg, an arm and his ears, he still continued hopping at the enemy and remonstrating furiously. Courage beyond the call, I think we can all agree. Gott segne dich Onkel Fritz. How the fuck did he lose his ears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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