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Guest 'eavensabove
1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

Especially the cunts that think they are still Scottish or Irish. 

Chief Jock of The Sioux and that Irish cunt, Wild Paddy McDraw? 

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Just now, 'eavensabove said:

Chief Jock of The Sioux and that Irish cunt, Wild Paddy McDraw? 

That's not cool, he's my uncle.

 

 

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Just now, Tata Steely Dan said:

That's not cool, he's my uncle.

 

 

Which one? Now aint that something, we could be cousins Dan, twice removed. 

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Just now, 'eavensabove said:

Which one? Now aint that something, we could be cousins Dan, twice removed. 

Fuck if I know. 

Maybe he was a Paddy from little old Scotchland. a Mac-Pherson, or a Mac-Donald.

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Guest Snatch
2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Do not be fooled by these insidious cunts.  They know exactly what they're doing.  War always has been and always will be the greatest business.  As long as they hold the keys to financing the various hostile factions, and to provide the weapons that kill and the resources that rebuild, and the capability to control the repeat cycle, the very richest and most powerful secretive players will remain above the law.  They learned from the prince of fucking darkness himself, the miserable cunting diabolical bastards.  

When I said that they don't want to learn,it was another way of saying they turn a blind eye to their wrong doing.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
20 minutes ago, Snatch said:

When I said that they don't want to learn,it was another way of saying they turn a blind eye to their wrong doing.

I think they have far surpassed turning a blind eye.  They have arrived at a point where they blatantly flaunt their corruption.  A complete house cleaning needs to be carried out, and the power of government have some policing.  

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On 08/05/2017 at 6:34 PM, Spanky said:

Now far be it from me to pour a steaming cup of piss onto anyone's hastily researched arguments, but could I point out that this is cunts corner. If anyone wants to learn about history, they would be better served going to a library, acquiring a peer reviewed text book of some description and studying that, rather than taking each other's posts so seriously. I hardly doubt that any budding academics are going to be referencing Mrs. Roops from cunts corner, responding to thread titled "new York, cunt wateringly expensive" by some racist mysoginist calling themselves monumental cunt, 2017, in their P.hd thesis on the economic catalyst that fuelled the third reich's conquest of Europe on multiple fronts. I also doubt, for that matter, that Wolfie, from cunts corner, is going to be quoted even on another channel five documentary about Hitler and his fondness of the paranormal. Perhaps what I am suggesting is, how about a little brevity with your responses? Mrs. Roops, why not say something along the lines of "I think you are talking shit Wolfie. Why don't you fuck off."? And Wolfie, why not retort with "fuck off you Welsh bint" or something like that. Afterall, only a complete cunt would write a really long response on a message board called cunts corner.

I prefer the term nationalist rather than racist.   I have a particular dislike of anyone taking liberties with our society and who openly flaunt our systems to make capital gains, without investing their fair share of donations.  I have no beef with the successful Asian business man who pays his taxes and drives around in an amg merc. I have no problem with a black footballer who toils in the field every week and earns £150,000 for running a few yards, touching the ball 12 times and tackling twice.  I rejoice in the fact that lipid muffin tops can order a vast array of fried food from around the world in our multi cultural society.......... I think you pointing the finger at Mrs Roops and yelling "Welsh bint " is fucking racist.   Ban him Roops.  

However.... I do share your point that some cunts should just say it how it is and tell people quite directly to fuck of cunt.  Also cunts should not wonder off into history of the world discussions when the nom is "holidays to cunting New York".  

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On 07/05/2017 at 4:56 PM, nobgobbler said:

You should have gone to Vegas. You get free cocktails and nibbles all night just for putting a couple of coins in a bandit.

When I went to Vegas I only got crabs and free vd for putting my cock into a hooker all night.

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On 5/3/2017 at 12:52 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Now Mrs Mon C wanted go somewhere nice for Easter. So following on from the shit floating turd fest that was Venice last year, we opted for something a bit more hip and with it this year. Hartlepool was fully booked so we plumbed for the big apple, this old town, manhattan.  Trip advisor did not mention any of the following, so pay attention cunts..  Don't book with Booking dot com, Fucking idiots yeah.   They do not advise you of the need to fill in you ESTA application with the $35 fee online before you go, but then again you are met by some delightful representatives of Delta airlines before you get to their desks, who inform you that there is a computer over there that cost £6 per 10 minutes that you can apply for ESTA online.  With Mrs Mon in a dizzy fit I duly sorted matters only to find that actually like I,had expected, the airline hand out little forms just before landing...cunts.  Holiday already ruined due to inappropriate use of the words "the fuck, cunt, shut the, up".   I experience intermittent vision but no sound for the rest of the day from Mrs Mon.    Despite booking Virgin Airways you are dumped onto a fucking shite delta airlines flight with staff fresh from their dinner ladies shift at the old folks home in the film cocoon.   You wait 2 hours 48 minutes in a huge holding pen waiting in line to go through one of only two immigration passport desks at JFK, no wonder they shot that cunt.  Your luxuary chauffeur car that you booked with fucking dot yeah fucks off because he's never heard it takes that long to clear immigration because he's a lying cunt and didn't even turn up anyway, it's a scam they pull every day. I always thought that a chauffeur was paid to fucking wait on his master. Otherwise he's a fucking taxi.    Manhattan is impressive if you like tall buildings, no sight of the sky, cheap shit hot dog vendors on every corner, paying $129 for three sandwiches and drinks in a diner cafe, $450 for 3 people x 3 breakfasts...that's $50 each if you do the MATH sir. Fuck off Cunts is MATHS.  Makes the $580 dollars for 3 knicks tickets at Maddison square gardens seem positively frugal, along with $880 for a 20 minute helicopter ride.     Where are all the fat people. I was told there would be lots of fat people to look at and call fat cunts.  They are simply not to be seen.  Just lots of slim active nubile 20 somethings pacing around the place no doubt sitting on sofas in coffee shops with only the two nerdy ones fucking each other despite all being friends for over ten years.  No doubt they are unable to afford a lunch, and when it is served up to you, you find yourself looking at a dozen thin fries decanted into a small cup and a burger smaller in stature than the shitest  offerings of the ubiquitous golden M which we avoided like the plague and yet they were mobbed by idiots. So much for large American portions.   Furthermore, paying $275 to stand in a que for 2 hours for the privelidge of traveling a few feet in a lift to see the top of the Empire State gets you to understand why the Big Monkey got all upperty and thinking, "fuck it ...this bastard que is proper shite I'm climbing up there, come on luv hold my hand"!   New York is quite positively THE most expensive way to spunk $6500 in 4 days on a city break without drugs, parties and hookers being involved.  That's Hartlepool.

Budget airlines, booking.com, weekend city breaks.....how times have changed.

Iam chuffed for you. 

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On 5/3/2017 at 12:52 AM, Monumental cunt said:

Now Mrs Mon C wanted go somewhere nice for Easter. So following on from the shit floating turd fest that was Venice last year, we opted for something a bit more hip and with it this year. Hartlepool was fully booked so we plumbed for the big apple, this old town, manhattan.  Trip advisor did not mention any of the following, so pay attention cunts..  Don't book with Booking dot com, Fucking idiots yeah.   They do not advise you of the need to fill in you ESTA application with the $35 fee online before you go, but then again you are met by some delightful representatives of Delta airlines before you get to their desks, who inform you that there is a computer over there that cost £6 per 10 minutes that you can apply for ESTA online.  With Mrs Mon in a dizzy fit I duly sorted matters only to find that actually like I,had expected, the airline hand out little forms just before landing...cunts.  Holiday already ruined due to inappropriate use of the words "the fuck, cunt, shut the, up".   I experience intermittent vision but no sound for the rest of the day from Mrs Mon.    Despite booking Virgin Airways you are dumped onto a fucking shite delta airlines flight with staff fresh from their dinner ladies shift at the old folks home in the film cocoon.   You wait 2 hours 48 minutes in a huge holding pen waiting in line to go through one of only two immigration passport desks at JFK, no wonder they shot that cunt.  Your luxuary chauffeur car that you booked with fucking dot yeah fucks off because he's never heard it takes that long to clear immigration because he's a lying cunt and didn't even turn up anyway, it's a scam they pull every day. I always thought that a chauffeur was paid to fucking wait on his master. Otherwise he's a fucking taxi.    Manhattan is impressive if you like tall buildings, no sight of the sky, cheap shit hot dog vendors on every corner, paying $129 for three sandwiches and drinks in a diner cafe, $450 for 3 people x 3 breakfasts...that's $50 each if you do the MATH sir. Fuck off Cunts is MATHS.  Makes the $580 dollars for 3 knicks tickets at Maddison square gardens seem positively frugal, along with $880 for a 20 minute helicopter ride.     Where are all the fat people. I was told there would be lots of fat people to look at and call fat cunts.  They are simply not to be seen.  Just lots of slim active nubile 20 somethings pacing around the place no doubt sitting on sofas in coffee shops with only the two nerdy ones fucking each other despite all being friends for over ten years.  No doubt they are unable to afford a lunch, and when it is served up to you, you find yourself looking at a dozen thin fries decanted into a small cup and a burger smaller in stature than the shitest  offerings of the ubiquitous golden M which we avoided like the plague and yet they were mobbed by idiots. So much for large American portions.   Furthermore, paying $275 to stand in a que for 2 hours for the privelidge of traveling a few feet in a lift to see the top of the Empire State gets you to understand why the Big Monkey got all upperty and thinking, "fuck it ...this bastard que is proper shite I'm climbing up there, come on luv hold my hand"!   New York is quite positively THE most expensive way to spunk $6500 in 4 days on a city break without drugs, parties and hookers being involved.  That's Hartlepool.

Pen was going to New York when she was a teenager, but the ship hit a fucking iceberg. 

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Pen was going to New York when she was a teenager, but the ship hit a fucking iceberg. 

Shame it didn’t drown her.  I didn’t think many got out of steerage class?

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Guest Wizardsleeve
7 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

Shame it didn’t drown her.  I didn’t think many got out of steerage class?

Those were her pre-op days. She was probably taking it hard in the wheelhouse, from the cunt too limp wristed to port round the fucking ship.  

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6 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Budget airlines, booking.com, weekend city breaks.....how times have changed.

Iam chuffed for you. 

Do you own a passport.  If you do, use it, don’t come back.   

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Guest Bill Stickers
8 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Budget airlines, booking.com, weekend city breaks.....how times have changed.

Iam chuffed for you. 

It’s astonishing how quickly Monumental made his fortune isn’t it. Only last year he was a shit muncher booking a private room in a backpacking hostel in Venice, and now look at him. 

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5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

It’s astonishing how quickly Monumental made his fortune isn’t it. Only last year he was a shit muncher booking a private room in a backpacking hostel in Venice, and now look at him. 

Brutal...

Erm lol

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Guest Lady Penelope
3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Those were her pre-op days. She was probably taking it hard in the wheelhouse, from the cunt too limp wristed to port round the fucking ship.  

You know a lot about this .. were you born intersex too?

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Guest Bill Stickers
31 minutes ago, Eddie said:

And I thought I was the only fake millionaire in the village...

Please amend so it says Costwolds village. It’s very important we all know where MC’s bedsit is. 

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