Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Eric and I are ok and Jazz has me blocked apparently. And I've never grassed anybody either! Where the mad French cunt gets all this shit from is a mystery. He's either in love with Bubs and jealous of anyone who talks to him, or he's going through Le Menopause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Speed Humps, are the curse of the highway. In all shapes & sizes they clog-up our roads and achieve naff-all save for fucking up our motors and taking away the joy of driving. Whichever bright-sparked cunt came up with these poxy things, should be buried in one. Now, there's a thought: Why are they not used as burial mounds for cyclists & pedestrians? These plastic ones cave in if you hit them hard enough, just grab a banger from the local scrap yard and rag it up and down for a bit, great fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: These plastic ones cave in if you hit them hard enough, just grab a banger from the local scrap yard and rag it up and down for a bit, great fun. Now, that's something I may just give a try. I've tried the mowed-down 'Fox N' Pheasant' atop of many a hump, and am a dab-hand at decoupage in the dark, but smearing the humps with chipolata's could cause quite a dramatic effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: These plastic ones cave in if you hit them hard enough, just grab a banger from the local scrap yard and rag it up and down for a bit, great fun. You miss that 'Death Proofed' Proton, I can tell you do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Perhaps if they were to make the humps concave indentations rather than above-the-ground eyesores, would be plausible, whilst also having the same desired affect? Humps, give one the hump, but ditches? I'm not too sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You miss that 'Death Proofed' Proton, I can tell you do. That movie was a very important insight into feminist culture. They crash into poor innocent Kurt Russell then act like it's all his fault. Guess that's what he gets for being a white male, eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That movie was a very important insight into feminist culture. They crash into poor innocent Kurt Russell then act like it's all his fault. Guess that's what he gets for being a white male, eh? All those women were irritating cunts and I spent the whole film rooting for Snake Plissken, they were the worst kind of empowered, bring it on girl power type cunts imaginable. I like Tarantinos style of film making and his dialogue is brilliant, but he does shamelessly kiss the arses of the perceived 'oppressed minorities in every film he's made since Kill Bill. No doubt his next project will be an adaptation of Bravo Two Zero, showing the poor Iraqis being persecuted and finally triumphing over the evil SAS cunts in an ironic and amusing manner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: All those women were irritating cunts and I spent the whole film rooting for Snake Plissken, they were the worst kind of empowered, bring it on girl power type cunts imaginable. I like Tarantinos style of film making and his dialogue is brilliant, but he does shamelessly kiss the arses of the perceived 'oppressed minorities in every film he's made since Kill Bill. No doubt his next project will be an adaptation of Bravo Two Zero, showing the poor Iraqis being persecuted and finally triumphing over the evil SAS cunts in an ironic and amusing manner. It wasn't one of Tarantino's best but I think Russell played the cowardly woman hating phyco brilliantly and the car chases were spot on. It was nice to see the Charger used in a role other than Dukes of fucking Hazzard for once, it's my favourite Dodge. The Challenger is way too overused in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: It wasn't one of Tarantino's best but I think Russell played the cowardly woman hating phyco brilliantly and the car chases were spot on. It was nice to see the Charger used in a role other than Dukes of fucking Hazzard for once, it's my favourite Dodge. The Challenger is way too overused in my opinion. Oh, by the way, apparently our long term romance is over, Withers has decided that I'm now in a love tryst with Bubba and 'Eavens. Hope you're not too hurt, sorry babes. *turns slowly and weeps* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Let's assume for one moment that this table is a crowded shopping street on a Saturday afternoon. And this meringue, filled with whipped cream, is a young mother weighed down with groceries. And this juicy, over-ripe tomato is a tiny little girl, who doesn't know what a dangerous place her exciting new world is. And let's assume that this cling-film parcel, of mashed banana and jam is a deaf senior citizen, who is in a wheelchair, and is blind. And this cricket bat, with a breeze-block nailed to it, is your car. Now what happens when your car mounts the pavement? Think once. Think twice. Think DON'T DRIVE YOUR CAR ON THE PAVEMENT. That shit blew my tiny mind when I first saw it. It looked just like a negative reality inversion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh, by the way, apparently our long term romance is over, Withers has decided that I'm now in a love tryst with Bubba and 'Eavens. Hope you're not too hurt, sorry babes. *turns slowly and weeps* What! You with Bubbsy too? You two timin' twicer you. I'm keeping the CD's, Cuntming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 26 minutes ago, Spanky said: That shit blew my tiny mind when I first saw it. It looked just like a negative reality inversion. Orgo and Fatumpch said the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 26 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: What! You with Bubbsy too? You two timin' twicer you. I'm keeping the CD's, Cuntming. Keep the fucking CD's, I don't like Tom Jones or Charlotte Church, bitchmonkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Perhaps if they were to make the humps concave indentations rather than above-the-ground eyesores, would be plausible, whilst also having the same desired affect? Humps, give one the hump, but ditches? I'm not too sure. Ditches? No, but Dykes, then you may be onto something. Especially a couple of horny ones partaking in some yat on yat action. It would make me slow down anyhow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Ditches? No, but Dykes, then you may be onto something. Especially a couple of horny ones partaking in some yat on yat action. It would make me slow down anyhow. I knew you wouldn't disappoint, there's a new kid on the block when it comes to poetic romanticism. Byron, Shelley, Pissflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Ditches? No, but Dykes, then you may be onto something. Especially a couple of horny ones partaking in some yat on yat action. It would make me slow down anyhow. What a fabulous idea. It would be worth a gamble parking-up and laying face up in one, fingers crossed and hoping for the best... Toads, would also feel safer crossing the roads to their mating grounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 8 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: One young lad at work wrote his Vauxhall Corsa off trying to go over one at 50mph. He should be congratulated because that's all Vauxhall cars are good for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: That movie was a very important insight into feminist culture. They crash into poor innocent Kurt Russell then act like it's all his fault. Guess that's what he gets for being a white male, eh? Is she wearing a nappy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is she wearing a nappy? I thought you were talking about Pen when I looked at the Activity stream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You mentioned big bore. Have you noticed that Bubba is back, he has already called me an idiot, and told me to fuck off. He is original if nothing else. Bubba is right about you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 23 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Bubba is right about you too. Here Here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Here Here! Fuck off Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What! You with Bubbsy too? You two timin' twicer you. I'm keeping the CD's, Cuntming. 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Keep the fucking CD's, I don't like Tom Jones or Charlotte Church, bitchmonkey. It's CDs you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Orgo and Fatumpch said the same thing. What's a Ftumch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spanky said: It's CDs you cunts! Yeah you're right. I was experiencing one of those negative reality inversions. Sorry Vyvyan. ps, have we got a video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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