Avocado hand

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Apparently there is an increase in people cutting themselves when removing the stone from an avocado. 

Pure mongtastic fliddery at its greatest. If you use a spoon you won't cut yourself, people are tapping the stone with a knife to try and catch it on the knife and remove it. 

Punkape, please try removing the stone from your avocado with a chainsaw. If you can remove it in one piece from Kayembe's capacious rectum that is.

[Earl of Punkape]

51 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Apparently there is an increase in people cutting themselves when removing the stone from an avocado. 

Pure mongtastic fliddery at its greatest. If you use a spoon you won't cut yourself, people are tapping the stone with a knife to try and catch it on the knife and remove it. 

Punkape, please try removing the stone from your avocado with a chainsaw. If you can remove it in one piece from Kayembe's capacious rectum that is.

It's because you're a homo isn't it ?

[Ape™️]

2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

It's because you're a homo isn't it ?

Do you ever drop anchor in poo bay?

Fuck off.

[Guest Ollyboro]

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

If you use a spoon you won't cut yourself

Absolutely correct, Alf. 

Everybody else feel free to add their own suicide, circumcision, scissors (see circumcision) gag (see Spunkers) to Alf's statement. I'll just take it at face value.

[PANZER MURPHY]

Dont buy the vile fuckin things and your problem is solved 

Panzerknacker 

[Guest nobgobbler]

Anything dangerous I get hubby to do it. lol

[Guest Gong Farmer]

Nature's ice cream. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

Nature's ice cream. 

Million calz a spoonfull though. .evil leathery hide bastards 

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

14 hours ago, Punkape said:

It's because you're a homo isn't it ?

No it is because you are a very queer one trick pony.

[Guest Gong Farmer]

Just now, Panzerknacker said:

Million calz a spoonfull though. .evil leathery hide bastards 

Panzerknacker 

I know but I'm not a fat cunt so can afford the indulgence.

[colonelkurtz]

5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Dont buy the vile fuckin things and your problem is solved 

Panzerknacker 

They are the menu choice of bellends who have gone all sophisticated and upgraded from prawn fucking cocktail.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

A catapult would take you out, loaded with feathers.   

[Ape™️]

22 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

A catapult would take you out, loaded with feathers.   

 Who the fuck are you aiming this comment at? 

[Witheredscrote]

13 hours ago, Ape said:

 Who the fuck are you aiming this comment at? 

I suppose you have to be extra vigilant when removing the stone in your household. All those sharp knives you told us about.  Fuck off

[Witheredscrote]

On ‎13‎/‎05‎/‎2017 at 11:34 AM, nobgobbler said:

Anything dangerous I get hubby to do it. lol

And I should think he would be happy to oblige. After all he did marry you, and he probably still looks upon that as the most dangerous thing he has ever done.

[Ape™️]

31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

I suppose you have to be extra vigilant when removing the stone in your household. All those sharp knives you told us about.  Fuck off

Nothing better to do today than write drivel like this? Tiresome, boring, tedious wanker.

Lol.

[Witheredscrote]

8 minutes ago, Ape said:

Nothing better to do today than write drivel like this? Tiresome, boring, tedious wanker.

Lol.

Why is this drivel? I simply stated a fact that you supplied, your household has very sharp knives. End of. Now get back to your Lego bricks,  finish building that plastic helicopter, and be careful you don't choke on a brick. LOL indeed.

[Guest nobgobbler]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

And I should think he would be happy to oblige. After all he did marry you, and he probably still looks upon that as the most dangerous thing he has ever done.

He's right!

[Guest Mingeeta]

On 2017-5-12 at 9:49 PM, Alfie Noakes said:

 

Punkape, please try removing the stone from your avocado with a chainsaw. If you can remove it in one piece from Kayembe's capacious rectum that is.

An avacado wouldn't be his thing. He wouldn't have a problem with a pair of plums though I'd guess.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

On 18/05/2017 at 0:15 PM, Mingeeta said:

An avacado wouldn't be his thing. He wouldn't have a problem with a pair of plums though I'd guess.

What about walnut cake?

[Guest 'eavensabove]

22 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said:

What about walnut cake?

Well, he has mounted a Battenberg.